I think I know her brother Hal Midwest. Talk about a set of jugs…

Nope I just checked the internet. There is stuff to worry about. They don’t actually fly.

The Rum Cryeries

Hey there! Sorry I haven’t visited the Lake House recently but I’ve been up to my forehead in mundane tasks. However, I agree on yr take of Keanu… Seems like a nice guy. My buddy ran into him out at a bar and said hi and apparently keanu chatted him up for 5 mins or so. Pretty down to Earf according to him, but aren’t there stories like that about almost all famous people? Like I’m pretty sure I’ve heard someone go ” I ran into Mel Gibson at my cousin’s Bah Mitzvah last weekend. Surprisingly, super nice dude”. But I actually believe it about keanu. I sold Jeff Tweedy from Wilco a couple pairs of women’s smartwool socks once at an Outdoors store in Chicago. After seeing the documentary “I am Trying to Break your Heart” I was kinda expecting him to be a little stand- offish or maybe even a bit dickish. But you know what? Surprisingly he’s a super nice dude. We chatted for a good 5 mins or so. Anyway since I haven’t been fortunate enough to have actually seen The Lake House yet I’m gonna try to make time for it this week. I figure if I’m gonna refer to something this much I better know what the eff I’m talking about ya know? It’s a matter of principle at this point. Ill let you know how many times I tear up. Until then, try to get some work done on this place. The gutters are shite

Hi Lilly Lily. I’m bisquetaker. I don’t get much time to check in with Videogum anymore but I go back and read as much as I can when I get some down time. I’m replying because I noticed yr comments were posted days after the story (hahah) was posted and that you seem very nice and funny, but unfortunately this is the internet and when the next story (lolz) is posted people move on to the next one. Internet people always with the moving on. And I just wanted to say “Hey, I read and appreciated yr comments even though they were posted days after this super important breaking news was reported (And thank heavens for that camera-ready angel who was sent down to Earf to document this important event). Even as I’m typing this I’m fairly certain that you, like almost all other Monsters, will never even read this and I gotta tell you, It is kinda fun. It’s like, If you type comments on the Internet into the abyss, does the abyss type Internet type comments back????? This is what I’m here for… To ask the IMPORTANT questions. Maybe we could even get some kind of Lake House thing going on. That’s the one with the time traveling mailbox, right? With Keanu Reeves in it? Well LillyLlily, Will Smith sleeping could be our time-traveling mailbox. Except prolly not cause almost noone, including you, will read this. And it feels nice.

Oh I’m sorry I should have been more clear… Powerball is a game I made up with my friends that is similar to foursquare, but with more drinking and crotch-shots. I have a dresser I’m trying to get rid of though if yr interested.

I’m so ashamed of this comment I’m gonna go eat so much turkey I never wake up,

She forgot about going online and purchasing a vintage battery powered light adapter for the original Gameboy, cause that shit ain’t backlit. I TOLD U MOM, THE LIGHT IS ON THIS LATE CAUSE IM DOING IMPORTANT HOMEWORK STUFF!!!!!!!!

You prolly won’t read this cause I’m posting days later, but I have thought to myself a few times after reading yr posts, “Ha, this guy reminds of Kanye”. I’m not kidding.

I think I’ll name my new puppy Slinkyphus. Thanks for the inspiration, Gabe.

I love how the dude has had literally years to plot his next project and the best idea he came up with was a movie about the apple-spitting monkey-man that got old even in short form.

“I believe you meant to include an apostraphe in the conjunction “DON’T” rather than closed quotation marks. Idiot.”- Win Stevewood, just now