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I wish I could go a week with people referring to me as Mr. Bacon. I think I would laugh every single time.
Thanks Gabe. Videogum is one of the few constants I’ve had over the past few years. I’ve moved cities and jobs, tried Doritos locos tacos… It’s been a bit hectic and disgusting at times. But you sir and your writings were the steel pole to my yellow tether ball and it seemed like sometimes your kept me from flying the fuck off. At least I knew someone else wanted Carl to sack the fuck up and quit sobbing and handle the Zombie Apocalypse LIKE A MAN. Thanks again.
He flies like a turd.
I think I know her brother Hal Midwest. Talk about a set of jugs…
Haha Ive definitely been slacking. I am upset to report that I havent seen Lake House yet. I was in flipping NYC the last week, went there kinda unexpectedly and Ill tell ya, that place will wear you out. Especially when u don’t really know what train to take and/or stop to get off on. NOOOOB, hahaha. But here i am, home and worn out. Hope all is well with you, maam..
Nope I just checked the internet. There is stuff to worry about. They don’t actually fly.
Is this the same Wallenda from “The Flying Wallendas”? If so, I don’t think there is anything to worry about you guys.
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Hey there! Sorry I haven’t visited the Lake House recently but I’ve been up to my forehead in mundane tasks. However, I agree on yr take of Keanu… Seems like a nice guy. My buddy ran into him out at a bar and said hi and apparently keanu chatted him up for 5 mins or so. Pretty down to Earf according to him, but aren’t there stories like that about almost all famous people? Like I’m pretty sure I’ve heard someone go ” I ran into Mel Gibson at my cousin’s Bah Mitzvah last weekend. Surprisingly, super nice dude”. But I actually believe it about keanu. I sold Jeff Tweedy from Wilco a couple pairs of women’s smartwool socks once at an Outdoors store in Chicago. After seeing the documentary “I am Trying to Break your Heart” I was kinda expecting him to be a little stand- offish or maybe even a bit dickish. But you know what? Surprisingly he’s a super nice dude. We chatted for a good 5 mins or so. Anyway since I haven’t been fortunate enough to have actually seen The Lake House yet I’m gonna try to make time for it this week. I figure if I’m gonna refer to something this much I better know what the eff I’m talking about ya know? It’s a matter of principle at this point. Ill let you know how many times I tear up. Until then, try to get some work done on this place. The gutters are shite
Yessss… I feel so much like keanu reeves right now. I bet a lot of guys wanna be like keanu in the matrix or maybe even speed, but im perfectly happy with lake house keanu. Maybe cause im lazy? And he kinda had to do a bunch of shit in those other movies? But lake house keanu just wrote some shit then let the time traveling mailbox do the heavy lifting. Actually i dont know, i haven’t seen the film but that cant be far off. Anyway, i wasn’t being sarcastic at all, just saying hi. Lake house me!
Hi Lilly Lily. I’m bisquetaker. I don’t get much time to check in with Videogum anymore but I go back and read as much as I can when I get some down time. I’m replying because I noticed yr comments were posted days after the story (hahah) was posted and that you seem very nice and funny, but unfortunately this is the internet and when the next story (lolz) is posted people move on to the next one. Internet people always with the moving on. And I just wanted to say “Hey, I read and appreciated yr comments even though they were posted days after this super important breaking news was reported (And thank heavens for that camera-ready angel who was sent down to Earf to document this important event). Even as I’m typing this I’m fairly certain that you, like almost all other Monsters, will never even read this and I gotta tell you, It is kinda fun. It’s like, If you type comments on the Internet into the abyss, does the abyss type Internet type comments back????? This is what I’m here for… To ask the IMPORTANT questions. Maybe we could even get some kind of Lake House thing going on. That’s the one with the time traveling mailbox, right? With Keanu Reeves in it? Well LillyLlily, Will Smith sleeping could be our time-traveling mailbox. Except prolly not cause almost noone, including you, will read this. And it feels nice.
If the weatherman thing doesn’t work out he could definitely get a game show gig showing either vowels or brand new cars… His hand skills are impeccable.
Oh I’m sorry I should have been more clear… Powerball is a game I made up with my friends that is similar to foursquare, but with more drinking and crotch-shots. I have a dresser I’m trying to get rid of though if yr interested.
I’m doing aight, I guess… My dog caught 3 frisbee throws in a row today, our new record. And my fantasy basketball team just jumped into 1st place which is kinda sweet. Oh yeah, I also won powerball last night, sooo… not bad?
I’m so ashamed of this comment I’m gonna go eat so much turkey I never wake up,
I beg to differ… I think this song PLYMOUTH ROCKS!!!!!
She forgot about going online and purchasing a vintage battery powered light adapter for the original Gameboy, cause that shit ain’t backlit. I TOLD U MOM, THE LIGHT IS ON THIS LATE CAUSE IM DOING IMPORTANT HOMEWORK STUFF!!!!!!!!
I’m alresy shit -housed from all teh traillers, u guyzz!!
You prolly won’t read this cause I’m posting days later, but I have thought to myself a few times after reading yr posts, “Ha, this guy reminds of Kanye”. I’m not kidding.
I think I’ll name my new puppy Slinkyphus. Thanks for the inspiration, Gabe.