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 +12Posted on Jun 10th, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread (59 comments)

No love for Davos yet? He was my favorite part of the episode. “Why is there a ‘g’ in night?” “As your Hand I recommend you do not kill me(or something like that, whatever).” And his whole exchange with Gendry at the boat but most especially:
“Have you ever been on a boat?”
“No.”
“Can you swim?”
“No.”
“Well, don’t fall out.”

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: The World's Most Impressive Basketball Highlights Reel (30 comments)

“Now pass me the rock!”

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: The World's Most Impressive Basketball Highlights Reel (30 comments)

I’m pretty sure my parents waited a decade to renovate the kitchen because of my incessant Nerf Hoop dunk contests

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

Endless Michael – My Grandma always wanted us to be close

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

I’ll be drunk off wine and Megatron is they’re winning, or hammered off whiskey and rooting for Suh to end Rivers’ career if they’re losing

 0Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

Trust, this is not my decision. Long standing tradition to do one family on Christmas Eve. But in all honesty, the Lions making the playoffs is the only Christmas present I’ve ever wanted since I was 10 the last time

 0Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

Whoa, not only are there more sports fans, but a fellow Lions diehard? I wanted so badly to go to the game this week, and see them clinch a spot in the playoffs, but something, something, family, something, Christmas

 +2Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Who Are Some Top Celebs That Should Get PUNK'D On The Reboot Of PUNK'D? (24 comments)

I heard Kim Kardashian was going to host, and each week she would punk people into believing she has real, human emotions that people in no way invested in her life should care about. Wait…

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry's Hatred Is OUR Generation's Rebecca Black's "Friday" (24 comments)

I doubt they ever will. All those dislikes come from people who watched after they got linked to it by sites like this or their Facebook friends. From a campaign perspective, how many of those 300k plus dislikes are planning on voting republican anyway? 0? Plus, all the hate will do nothing but make Perry and his followers feel more strongly about this shit. Not that it matters, cuz, I mean, he’s horrible, and is in no way going to be a nominee

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

And to answer your question, I’ve read ma Gordon Wood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9GDYR6O0pY

 +6Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: It Is Almost Crazy How Much Rick Perry Knows What He's Talking About (103 comments)

But Perry’s right you guys! Our country was built on faith!. Faith in trees! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Enlightenment#Deism

 +8Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: FOX News Finally Takes On The "Communist" Muppets (75 comments)

Damn those liberals for corrupting our children by brainwashing them with such innocent kid-centric movies like, “The Muppets” “Cars 2″ and “There Will be Blood”!

Wait. what? Did this guy think “There Will be Blood” is actually ABOUT milkshakes so he let his young children watch it?

Rob Schneider ate here and he paid with Adam Sandler’s credit card.

 +7Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Four Minute Long Absurdist Short Film About Old Spice (14 comments)

Director: “Okay Fabio, now I need you to hold this balloon and look kind of confused for like 30 seconds.”

Fabio: “But why? What’s my motivation? Why am I confused, I’m just standing in front of a screen?”

Director: “Well, you’ll actually be floating in space until you land on a planet populated by countless Fabio’s holding balloons.”

Fabio: “Is that when i tell the shirtless black man there’s no butter?”

Director: “There is no butter.”

Fabio: “Okay, good. Just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page here.”

 +13Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Fox News Anchor Disproves Global Warming, Leaves Bill Nye Stunned (84 comments)

No buttress is as grand as the Notre Dame’s flying buttresses

 +14Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Just Spitballing Some Ideas For The Sex And The City Prequel (30 comments)

“Awkward Handjobs in the Alley”

 +8Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Boy Dances To Michael Jackson And Continues The Morning Dance Trend (24 comments)

“You’re still doing that buddy?” My Dad

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Boy Dances To Michael Jackson And Continues The Morning Dance Trend (24 comments)

I was mostly saying I’m glad there wasn’t a possibility of me flailing around a big yellow nerfy thing at my brother and screaming like Luke when said brother “chopped my hand off.” That’s just not something I would want countless strangers possibly seeing

 +14Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Boy Dances To Michael Jackson And Continues The Morning Dance Trend (24 comments)

Videos like this make me very happy to have grown up in an age where video cameras were not in everything and YouTube didn’t exist or else there would be waaaaaaay too many videos of my brother and I recreating scenes from Star Wars in our unfinished basement. Some things are meant to stay in the family

 +11Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: A Dance For A Lady (46 comments)

While I appreciate Gabes sentiments, I’d be happier if the only thing found from the old world were these: http://www.christies.com/singing-bird-pistols-en-1422-3.aspx

“And for my greatest prank of all I will douse myself in boiling hot wax, smirking of course, only to one day emerge grotesquely disfigured so that everyone who sees my face will literally pee their pants,” George Clooney (1961-2011)

 +5Posted on Jul 26th, 2011 | re: Precious Joke, 2011 (28 comments)

Hey, who’s taking pictures inside of my dreams?

 +2Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: WHAT IS ARI GOLD'S WIFE'S NAME?! (56 comments)

After Vince gets out of rehab (or whatever happens I don’t care) Vince, Drama and Ari will all share their craziest coke-fueled shenanigans. Ari trumps Drama’s story about the time he totally bumped a line off of Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s tits at the lot where Saved by the Bell was filmed (Drama has a cameo as a substitute teacher) by regaling everyone in the story of how he tricked his wife into legally changing her name to Mrs. Ari during a crazy coke party(?) at Clarence Thomas’ house

 0Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: NBC Introduces Its New FAIL Fall Lineup (118 comments)

Logged in for the first time in like a year just to upvote you due to the fact that Cam and Dame Dash were the greatest guests in the history of the Bill O’Reilly show

That is the best way to describe season 3 ever