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 +47Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (268 comments)

 +5Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (135 comments)

When I became a monster I was working in an office where I often found myself fake coughing to cover any laughter that I could not contain. It felt really nice to be able to cackle at that video from the comfort of my home office. Growing up, what what.
Videogum and all you lovely commenting scamps deposited so much into my LOLk.

 +6Posted on Jan 9th | re: The 2014 People's Choice Awards (33 comments)

Series We Miss Most: Breaking Bad …as it will be every year, forever and ever, amen.

 +7Posted on Nov 27th, 2013 | re: What Movies Are You Going To Watch On Netflix During The Holiday? (67 comments)

I just started watching The New Girl… and I love it. So I’m sure I’ll accidentally watch all of it over the weekend.

Unless I can convince my mom to start Breaking Bad. “But it’s about drug dealers! I don’t know…”

 +3Posted on Nov 25th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Hutcherson and HAIM (16 comments)

I love Haim’s album… but I thought their live performance was borderline unlistenable. Am I crazy?

 +8Posted on Oct 10th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods (62 comments)

I love this movie. Lots of love. The sentence I hear most often after, “Oh, I didn’t really like Cabin in the Woods” is “I’m not really into horror movies.” It’s a meta horror movie, sure, but if you’re not familiar with and into other horror movies, a lot of it is going to get lost on you.

 +8Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E16: Series Finale (164 comments)

Seriously, the season split totally helped them. Mostly because people like me went to all their friends saying “please watch this show and catch up, so you can be as stressed and miserable as I am!”

 +1Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E16: Series Finale (164 comments)

The little toy car around the pool kills me. Honestly, in that scene, when everything is happy and fine for a minute, I totally thought Holly was going to fall in and drown.

 +5Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey And Arcade Fire (74 comments)

I’m just so excited that white males are finally getting on this show. (Really? Six new players, and they’re all white, and there’s one woman? Really?) I’m sure they’re funny and all, but jesus.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

I’m happy the show is ending for similar reasons, and because it’s driven me to the point that I actively want Jesse to die. His life is completely fucked, he has nothing going for him and no one he cares about (save for Brock?). I wanted him to “win” and be okay (therapy!) but if this went one more episode more than next week, I’d be praying for a swift end to poor baby Jesse.

 +7Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

mmmm yeah. but for one more week i can pretend that there will be a scene with jesse sitting in the back of an ambulance, and a firefighter puts a blanket over him, and his parents come up and tell them they are here for him.

 +9Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

that was my other ricin thought last night. especially after she was like “i’m gonna need more stevia.” oh, are you? i think walt has some stevia for you.

 +8Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

i was sad realizing that if i was a meth cook being held in a cage by nazis… i would have to do pushups and whatnot for months before i could even attempt that.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

i think it’d be a way to kill himself and have no one know that he killed himself. like, “oh it must’ve been that darn cancer!” and not “coward killed himself”

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

because Hank collected minerals. and Walt is responsible for Hank’s death.

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

i knew about the Red Wedding, before watching any of the series… but there are so many weddings! so for the first few, i thought they were it. then by the time we get around to the Red Wedding, i was like “everyone is having fun! what a nice wedding- oh… oh my god… what is happening?!” it was only after the ep was over i was like, “ohhh right. red wedding. righto.”

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

i can’t argue this one though.

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

“Live Free or Die” is the state motto, so you don’t get to call NH boring. we’re not fucking around.

(NH native here)

“This womb water is WEAK!” *drops mic*

fun fact, the original phrase “blood is thicker than water” meant that the bonds you make with people you’ve shed blood with (or, you know, are friends with!) is stronger than the ties of family, aka the water of the womb.

Yeah, I was really hoping one of the girls was going to pull a knife.

 +1Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: Congratulations To The New Doctor White-Guy, Peter Capaldi! (96 comments)

HOTSPUR you gotta keep going so you can be as broken hearted and traumatized as the rest of us. ahhhh ahhhhhhh, say through season 7 episode 5.

 +8Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: Summer Jam 2013: Cookie Monster, "Me Want It (But Me Wait)" (29 comments)

that would be a slightly more legit rule…