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When I became a monster I was working in an office where I often found myself fake coughing to cover any laughter that I could not contain. It felt really nice to be able to cackle at that video from the comfort of my home office. Growing up, what what.
Videogum and all you lovely commenting scamps deposited so much into my LOLk.
Series We Miss Most: Breaking Bad …as it will be every year, forever and ever, amen.
I just started watching The New Girl… and I love it. So I’m sure I’ll accidentally watch all of it over the weekend.
Unless I can convince my mom to start Breaking Bad. “But it’s about drug dealers! I don’t know…”
I love Haim’s album… but I thought their live performance was borderline unlistenable. Am I crazy?
I love this movie. Lots of love. The sentence I hear most often after, “Oh, I didn’t really like Cabin in the Woods” is “I’m not really into horror movies.” It’s a meta horror movie, sure, but if you’re not familiar with and into other horror movies, a lot of it is going to get lost on you.
Seriously, the season split totally helped them. Mostly because people like me went to all their friends saying “please watch this show and catch up, so you can be as stressed and miserable as I am!”
The little toy car around the pool kills me. Honestly, in that scene, when everything is happy and fine for a minute, I totally thought Holly was going to fall in and drown.
I’m just so excited that white males are finally getting on this show. (Really? Six new players, and they’re all white, and there’s one woman? Really?) I’m sure they’re funny and all, but jesus.
I’m happy the show is ending for similar reasons, and because it’s driven me to the point that I actively want Jesse to die. His life is completely fucked, he has nothing going for him and no one he cares about (save for Brock?). I wanted him to “win” and be okay (therapy!) but if this went one more episode more than next week, I’d be praying for a swift end to poor baby Jesse.
mmmm yeah. but for one more week i can pretend that there will be a scene with jesse sitting in the back of an ambulance, and a firefighter puts a blanket over him, and his parents come up and tell them they are here for him.
that was my other ricin thought last night. especially after she was like “i’m gonna need more stevia.” oh, are you? i think walt has some stevia for you.
i was sad realizing that if i was a meth cook being held in a cage by nazis… i would have to do pushups and whatnot for months before i could even attempt that.
i think it’d be a way to kill himself and have no one know that he killed himself. like, “oh it must’ve been that darn cancer!” and not “coward killed himself”
because Hank collected minerals. and Walt is responsible for Hank’s death.
i knew about the Red Wedding, before watching any of the series… but there are so many weddings! so for the first few, i thought they were it. then by the time we get around to the Red Wedding, i was like “everyone is having fun! what a nice wedding- oh… oh my god… what is happening?!” it was only after the ep was over i was like, “ohhh right. red wedding. righto.”
i can’t argue this one though.
“Live Free or Die” is the state motto, so you don’t get to call NH boring. we’re not fucking around.
(NH native here)
“This womb water is WEAK!” *drops mic*
fun fact, the original phrase “blood is thicker than water” meant that the bonds you make with people you’ve shed blood with (or, you know, are friends with!) is stronger than the ties of family, aka the water of the womb.
Yeah, I was really hoping one of the girls was going to pull a knife.
I AM STILL UPSET. so i will soothe myself, and all of you, with gifs.
hahaha, DID I SAY SOOTHE?
HOTSPUR you gotta keep going so you can be as broken hearted and traumatized as the rest of us. ahhhh ahhhhhhh, say through season 7 episode 5.
that would be a slightly more legit rule…