bingo gas station
just logged in for the first time in like 10 years. hi. i won a monster’s ball once. maybe it was the 2nd one. can I have your seat please. I’m old and i like to dance.
Welp, I guess my American Psycho cupcakes are passé now.
“Oh, grandma!” – Tagalog
An American Shootin’ Werewolves in London from a Helicopter
Two Men! Two Machines! Too much pee!
Nothing is better than Super Nintendo… but I always liked “G.M. Chrysler, I can’t afford that!”
+1 for Carrburritos
How is this not an augmented reality app? Using your phone to view the world around you, it gives the illusion that everyone around you has pants on at waist level, it bloops and bleeps out bad words, and makes every look like they’re wearing a Cosby sweater.
dont’ forget about “grill skills”
I put the mp3s here: http://drop.io/nosuchthingasabiggiefrosty
Chili can be served with cheese is much better, I think.
you can buy it RIGHT HERE: http://beatport.com/s/rTx7b
Beautiful Swimmers is everywhere this week!
Chef Joachim Loew was spotted testing out the new flavor for his Boogergarten Haus.
What was up with the Zima line? Didn’t they talk about drinking Zima last night?
You could pretty much find a pile just like this on my dorm room bed at any given time.
So, yeah, I liked the movie.
Just hit the corner store… you know what we lookin’ for TRU BLOOD
How Rawls Got His Groove Back
(a 15sec clip in a 60+ hour series would make a gooood movie)
Fartin’ Barton, amiright? Cause he likes gas and stuff….
I sure do know how to use the ‘ thing.
But kid’s these days…., right? They would probably laugh at some old dead lady and then call mom laughing that the lady died cause old and dead is funny. And then the parent’s will be like oh well, we ain’t leaving Hawaii early. Just get her buried and get your big sister to be in charge. Just don’t spend all the PETTY CASH. It’s always about money is the moral here.
what’s wrong with just: “LOL Mom, The Babysitter’s Dead”
Hey monsters…. Does anyone have an animated gif of the scene from Spring Break Shark Attack where the dude surfs (windsurfs, maybe?) right into a sharks mouth? Thanks in advance.