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 +20Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

just logged in for the first time in like 10 years. hi. i won a monster’s ball once. maybe it was the 2nd one. can I have your seat please. I’m old and i like to dance.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: American Psycho Is FINALLY Getting The Remake It Deserves (35 comments)

Welp, I guess my American Psycho cupcakes are passé now.

“Oh, grandma!” – Tagalog

 +24Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies (281 comments)

An American Shootin’ Werewolves in London from a Helicopter

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Real Steel Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

subsequently…

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Real Steel Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Two Men! Two Machines! Too much pee!

 +10Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Nothing is better than Super Nintendo… but I always liked “G.M. Chrysler, I can’t afford that!”

 +2Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM EXCLUSIVE: Superchunk "Digging For Something" (76 comments)

+1 for Carrburritos

 +3Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Haha, Bill Cosby Has An iPhone App (36 comments)

How is this not an augmented reality app? Using your phone to view the world around you, it gives the illusion that everyone around you has pants on at waist level, it bloops and bleeps out bad words, and makes every look like they’re wearing a Cosby sweater.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Hot Drinks! (42 comments)

dont’ forget about “grill skills”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUKDspx0LZ0&NR=1#t=3m30s

 +4Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Hot Drinks! (42 comments)

I put the mp3s here: http://drop.io/nosuchthingasabiggiefrosty

Chili can be served with cheese is much better, I think.

 +3Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: The Most Fun Ever Had In The Entire World Caught On Tape (62 comments)

you can buy it RIGHT HERE: http://beatport.com/s/rTx7b

 0Posted on Jul 9th, 2010 | re: The Most Fun Ever Had In The Entire World Caught On Tape (62 comments)

Beautiful Swimmers is everywhere this week!

Chef Joachim Loew was spotted testing out the new flavor for his Boogergarten Haus.

 +9Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E03: So This Show Is Just Straight-Up Porno Now? (71 comments)

What was up with the Zima line? Didn’t they talk about drinking Zima last night?

 +21Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

You could pretty much find a pile just like this on my dorm room bed at any given time.

So, yeah, I liked the movie.

 +1Posted on Jun 18th, 2010 | re: Snoop Dogg Recorded A True Blood Song, Like, For Real (36 comments)

Just hit the corner store… you know what we lookin’ for TRU BLOOD

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 25: The Wire Mash-Ups (190 comments)

How Rawls Got His Groove Back

(a 15sec clip in a 60+ hour series would make a gooood movie)

 +8Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology (81 comments)

Fartin’ Barton, amiright? Cause he likes gas and stuff….

indeed

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Don't Text Mom The Babysitter's Dead (88 comments)

I sure do know how to use the ‘ thing.

 +1Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Don't Text Mom The Babysitter's Dead (88 comments)

But kid’s these days…., right? They would probably laugh at some old dead lady and then call mom laughing that the lady died cause old and dead is funny. And then the parent’s will be like oh well, we ain’t leaving Hawaii early. Just get her buried and get your big sister to be in charge. Just don’t spend all the PETTY CASH. It’s always about money is the moral here.

 +11Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Don't Text Mom The Babysitter's Dead (88 comments)

what’s wrong with just: “LOL Mom, The Babysitter’s Dead”

 +3Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (122 comments)

Hey monsters…. Does anyone have an animated gif of the scene from Spring Break Shark Attack where the dude surfs (windsurfs, maybe?) right into a sharks mouth? Thanks in advance.

 +2Posted on Jun 2nd, 2010 | re: BRODYQUEST (74 comments)

Zeitgeist. nice.