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That sounds real dreamy except someone ALWAYS gets ferociously sea sick on whale watching tours
it’s ok i’ve been with my dude for 3 years and last night was the first time i’ve farted in front of him. shark week was showing some BRUTAL footage of sharks biting people and then a shark bit someone in the face. so i’ve finally torn down that wall.
The opposite of smizing is frowning with your eyes which is frizing and that’s the best cuz i promise all you want is some fries when you’re frowning
I don’t know if it’s really awesome or depressing that the coolest thing about your day right now is some dude sitting in the same room as you wearing a mullet wig. I choose to believe it’s radical. Because the rest of that. Shhhoooooooooot that sucks so bad. I hope your Banh Mi is excellent.
Like a bag full of poop and whoopie pies. You really don’t know which one you’re going to get when you reach in.
WELL. It’s my late night and it’s my first time back on Videogum in aaaaaaaaaaages. I just made an old man cry recounting the death of his beloved wife. I just pissed off a guy asking him to tell me about his mom’s death. Our data manager is still a stupid b word and we’re doing her job for her on top of ONE THOUSAND calls, hundreds of letters we need to write, and about a hundred physicians’ and a hundred nurses’ next-of-kin we need to call. And now i’m sitting at my desk trying to remind myself of anything good in this world. But our programmer yelled at my boss today which was kind of funny? And our PI told us we can have flexible schedules back so we can stay late to get calls done. So um. Mixed bag. A real messy mixed bag.
I just finished jamming medical documents into an overstuffed filing cabinet. I would burn documents that I deem stupid and then leave them in their respective filing cabinets, so after the Purge, when people come back to work, it’s all gone.
I know a hospital I used to work at keeps all their files for 200 years so I would go there and work on erasing things I didn’t exactly like. Steal some documents as well because psych notes are really fun to read. That was one of the hardest things about quitting…nothing else has been as interesting as those notes.
And then I found find the guy that lives in my neighborhood who walks his cat and I would steal his cat.
Oh mannn i saw these creepy Lesley students nasty dancing at the Scooperbowl yesterday. I really hate art students, especially when they go to a school that has NO street cred in their major. Good luck with that dance therapy degree, idiots.
Talking about how stupid Brian is reminds me of this old video:
It represents all the great stuff about being a human. Robots can’t start a band centered around pretending to be German. They just can’t.
I’M SO EXCITED FOR ANIMAL VIDEOS! The database we use to contact participants is down for my last hour at work so it’s time to file and watch animals be cute. Thank you Kelly!
1) I hope the depression is short-lived. I just moved and had a meltdown in the middle of it, but then all of a sudden I was ok. And I HATE change and new situations so that is a concrete reminder that even if the world is dog shit, and you have to eat so many pills just to stay ok, I guess there’s not a whole lot to do but find something tolerable.
4) The weather in Boston is confusing and shitty!
5) That is true on many levels. Zebras are almost impossible to tame, just like the most fashionable people.
My non-Joe Francis gripe for the day is stupid participants who make me be an asshole and beg them to stay in the study. I just really don’t want to deal with my boss making me feel guilty about drop-outs. ALSO research coordinators who recruit people who can barely speak English! There’s no way they are fully hearing you out and can be informed enough to consent to any study!
Too many carrots make me feel sick. However, i have mastered carving faces into baby carrots using my fingernails. That’s the only upside of carrots.
I AM a chick into vegetables, though. I feel like most people eat vegetables begrudgingly but you guys, come on. It is a delicious crunchy snack that nature makes for free in your back yard. Yeah, chicks eating JUST CARROTS for lunch is so stupid it hurts. But if you have your cucumber to eat like a candy bar, a buttload of grapes, then some green beans, some cheese, tomatoes, then you eat some cookies – perfect lunch. I never outgrew my brown bag lunch.
i can’t stop watching this
It hit me today that I miss my old job. Not the pay or the constant threat of physical violence or the weird schedule, but all of my coworkers actually cared about the patients and were really smart and funny. Even the laziest, most obnoxious person was dedicated to the role they’d carved out for themselves. But the two other research assistants I primarily work with are so lazy. They whine about our really nice boss getting stressed out and asking us to do things, which is just stupid. You’re getting paid to be a doctor’s bitch, that’s what being a research assistant is all about.
And then i my morning commuter rail train just plain didn’t show up which just oh my god i cannot wait to move. BUT I got a bunch of work done! And I ate a carton of strawberries for lunch, they were all perfectly ripe, too! And Videogum posts keep me from crawling under my desk so i have that to be thankful for. That is how my day was.
I was really worried I wouldn’t have anything to do for the last fifteen minutes of work. This is actually really engaging, i’m pretty invested in this parking business.
Today is the longest, most boring day ever. I drew lizards and ate cereal for most of the morning. I just spent 30 minutes walking around CVS to kill time until I can punch out in the office. I bought vitamins for my hair, skin and nails!
You deserve a raise you model employee! Too bad no one will ever know
Surprisingly, I didn’t know about it until I woke up to go to work. If I hadn’t checked news apps and work e-mail I would’ve stupidly gone into Boston and then gotten stuck there.
At first i thought closed Dunkies in Watertown were a sign of the apocalypse. Thank you for letting me know that everything is going to be ok.
!!! I work with Conan’s dad!
Yeahh i’m of the opinion that once you start embracing the “joke” so much that you build it into your everyday conversation and wardrobe (sheeeeeesh) it’s probably not a joke anymore. It’s an acceptable way to voice their budding discovery that they do indeed hate ladies.
Donald Trump is king dbag, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities and no empathy for humans. He doesn’t take the cake, he stole the cake and threw it in a dumpster.
I take issue with people treating Facebook as a link to God. That is the most bizarre thing I’ve seen. People continuing to send messages to deceased friends and family members, one person I know of has an active Facebook wall FIVE YEARS after he died. Maybe when you die your Facebook should link to grief counseling after a year.