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 0Posted on May 25th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

I DISAGREE

not with the Deadwood part though, it is still good

 +5Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

why don’t we rewatch The Sopranos from the first season? that sounds like a capital idea!

 0Posted on May 7th | re: Mark Ruffalo Got #TWITHACKED And Seems Great (22 comments)

I’m guessing you’re calling Captain America the worst Avenger because

A) you aren’t a big enough nerd to know the dozens of worse Avengers
or
B) hate America and anything America related

either way :”"”"(

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: Friday Night Lights Movie Kind Of Confirmed! Again! (28 comments)

at last we’ll get an answer to who killed Santiago

 +4Posted on Apr 26th | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

I’m an American so I was reading this left to right and got to the part “Topher Grace death” and fainted. Pretty relieved when I woke up, but there should be a *****TOPHER GRACE IS ALIVE AND FINE****** tag at the beginning of this post

 +2Posted on Apr 26th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

I do miss the separation of upvotes and downvotes but it wasn’t worth that ugly format. And it looks like we can go further back into our old comments still so it sounds like a smashing success.

 +1Posted on Apr 26th | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

Sad to see my grandpa go but this honey baked ham at the wake is 2 die 4 #swag #yolo

has anyone else noticed Parmesan & Basil Wheat Thins no longer being kept in stock at their local retailers and started panicking that these new flavors are the future, a future with no place for you? (asking for a friend)

 +1Posted on Apr 26th | re: Will You Go See More Movies If You Can Live-Text Them? (43 comments)

sorry old people but kids are going to be texting & tweeting from here on out, through movies and even your funeral, you can either adapt or start piling dirt on yourself

 +1Posted on Apr 25th | re: David Simon Has A Blog (10 comments)

A blog, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the shit that happens while you’re waiting for puppy videos that never come.

 +10Posted on Apr 25th | re: Let's Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories (78 comments)

-Best Yo-Yo Trickz
-Most Swag
-Best Hi-Five (Duo)
-Best Hi-Five (Trio)

 +22Posted on Apr 25th | re: Miss Travel Seems Legitimate (40 comments)

but where does an UNattractive young MAN go to get raped? miss travel you will be hearing from my lawyers

The BOOGERS is strong with this one.

(which is why she’s having so much trouble getting it out)

stoner! somebody call the cops!

 0Posted on Apr 17th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (4 comments)

The vomit stays lodged in my throat everytime because I’m conflicted about him also being Frasier, Sideshow Bob & Hank McCoy so I choke to death everytime he’s brought up, goodbye world

 +6Posted on Apr 12th | re: Battlefield America Trailer, You Guys (25 comments)

IIRC the plot of You Got Served, Lil Saint got killed in some kind of gun misadventure and if they didn’t serve the people responsible it would be like spitting on his grave

in the end the villains melt to death from the heat of the serve

 +5Posted on Apr 12th | re: Is There A Worse Way To Watch A Movie Than In A Rowboat? (40 comments)

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for your comment.

 +7Posted on Apr 11th | re: Matt Groening Reveals The Real Location Of Springfield (51 comments)

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.

 +13Posted on Apr 9th | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (59 comments)

Tyrion didn’t seem too happy about Bronn’s answer to the baby murdering though, trouble in paradise

 +4Posted on Apr 9th | re: A Post-Easter Easter Surprise (25 comments)

Now who you gonna call? (Not the GBs)
Now who you gonna call? (J Dub and A.G.)

I couldn’t be more disappointed that Will Smith is outsourcing the MIB 3 theme song to Pitbull

 +4Posted on Apr 4th | re: Goodbye, Mary J. Blige Burger King Commercial! (13 comments)

“funny man Jay Leno.”

hopefully next will be outrage from Leno fans at this egregious misrepresentation of him

 +1Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Downton Abbey S01E07: The Bate(s) War (Season 1 Finale) (51 comments)

Can we wait to do Season 2 until it’s on Netflix Instant Play? Because I want to keep up but I don’t want to break the law

and I guess Gabe is Martin Lawrence and Kelly is the cassette of “Fight The Power”

have you seen the picture of James Franco kissing himself? that’s not a mirror

no it’s very obvious to Newt but Newt also knows his audience and there is nothing they like more than white victimhood