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Secret Squirrel

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 +7Posted on Feb 7th, 2010 | re: Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread (98 comments)

Actually, there are a good solid fifteen or so of us, thank you very much.

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Doritos Is Not A Secret Ingredient (26 comments)

This is why America can’t have nice things

 +2Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans (109 comments)

Okay, after a slightly more thorough read-through, I retract that.

 +3Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans (109 comments)

Not one mention of Bad Idea Jeans? Obvious or not, COME ON

 +5Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: 2010 Grammy Awards FunTown Photo Gallery (73 comments)

I’m pretty sure that whoever whittled down the nominee list totally forgot, and had to check in the Wal Mart music section until they found five CDs that qualified. To think that if only they’d chosen Target, Pearl Jam would have totally owned that shit.

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: No. (29 comments)

Anyone wanna apologize for white people?

….anyone?

 +6Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Open Thread (50 comments)

Actually, you’d probably enjoy a show about people watching Leno’s show, then.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: HP Computers Are Racist (18 comments)

So, since YouTube made white Wanda’s face the user icon from this video, is YouTube racist?

 +3Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: Jay Leno's New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts) (38 comments)

‘Here’s a segment not at all like The Daily Show, featuring Rachel Harris!”

 +31Posted on Jul 23rd, 2009 | re: That's Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos (160 comments)

Anybody catch the line in the beginning, “the most misunderstood people of all time”?

Suck it, NAMBLA!