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She’s going to end up being called Koko the Monkey.

Needs more Baker Street.

the Videogum Jennifer Aniston Promise?

 +1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

Don Cheedle getting paid!

 -1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

I agree. I don’t know what to think about this movie. I’m not sure if I think its hackneyed and cliche’d because:

1) It is actually those things or
2) It is on so much and everyone talks about it so much, that its really only hackneyed and cliche’d because of its own prevelance (if that makes sense).

But anyway. I can’t stand it and really am not looking forward to the mean looks from my friends and co-workers when I express that opinion.

Also – I second any nominations for the Ref. That movie stinks (and I am fond of both Ted Demme and Dennis Leary).

 +23Posted on Oct 1st, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: I Want To Rub Purell On My Brain (163 comments)

30 Rock – Tracy’s entire dialog within the Cash Cab.

 +7Posted on Jul 30th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore S02E01: Open Thread (60 comments)

C’mon Gabe. Amanda Bynes came out of fake retirement to make a movie (Easy A) to sponsor this priemere.

 +3Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Criminal Minds Finale Fan (37 comments)

Man Harry Crane really did it this time. Cooper’s gonna be pissed.

 +6Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Bad Idea Cartoons (37 comments)

Sucks at Twister.

 +12Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Bad Idea Cartoons (37 comments)

Step 3: Profit.

 +17Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

Don’t forget that the Bitch-Hunters was written by Matthew Weiner.

“Family update, folks: Holding my baby son, Chance King makes me realize how much more I love him than my other children. ”

This has been USA Today’s News and Views with Larry King.

 +3Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 20: Freddie Prinze Jr. Hackey Sack Movie Plots (147 comments)

I was going to upvote it, but did you copy and paste? The Ryan there was like a big Dwihgt in the middle of Threat Level Midnight.

 +2Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 20: Freddie Prinze Jr. Hackey Sack Movie Plots (147 comments)

Zach was a jewish youth in a small working class 1950s town. He was an excellent hacky-sack player and knew that was his only ticket out. He was such a good hacky sack player that he was given a scholarship to a prestigious New England Prep School populated mostly by WASPY Jerks. After he beats out big time hacky sack jock whose father and brother were both stars of the hacky sack team at prestigious New England Prep School and steals big time hacky sack jock’s girl (Rachel Leigh Cook), hacky sack jock finds out Zach is jewish and stars to harass him with lots of anti-semite behavior. Causing all of the other WASPY Jerks to turn on Zach.

Eventually, all of WASPY Jerks, led by former big time hacky sack jock, concoct a plan using the schools old-time honor system involving class voting and prefects running the honor system to get rid of Zach. He is framed by former big time hacky sack jock for cheating and after lots of meetings with all of the WASPY Jerks he agrees to admit to cheating even though it was really big time hacky sack jock. Why? Because he is the protagonist and must be good.

Then, one of the WASPY Jerks comes forward and says that it wasn’t Zach that cheated and he says to the headmaster, that he knows the headmaster is using him for hacky sack, and he’s going to use the headmaster for Harvard (or something) and dramatically walks away in the snow.

BONUS Scene: He hacky sacks with Rachel Leigh Cook and its shown above. Never! Let! It! Drop!

 +14Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 20: Freddie Prinze Jr. Hackey Sack Movie Plots (147 comments)

Can I nominate this move for the Hunt?

 +26Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Mad Men Season 4 (29 comments)

Finally, a season that Tom Cruise can watch.

 +3Posted on Apr 1st, 2010 | re: A Quick Refresher Guide To The Internet (21 comments)

There are really so many questions:

1) Why is there a fountain at the Gateway to the Internet!?
2) Why didn’t they do more on location? Bobby seemed underused.

 +7Posted on Apr 1st, 2010 | re: A Quick Refresher Guide To The Internet (21 comments)

Bobby on location at the Gateway to the Internet!

 +3Posted on Apr 1st, 2010 | re: A Quick Refresher Guide To The Internet (21 comments)

I blame Drew Carey’s script.

 +19Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 19: #calmmovielines (419 comments)

I am way too advanced in age to put up with these circumstances.

 +14Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (62 comments)

That’s like telling me I can’t fart in my own car.

 +8Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (43 comments)

Two things: 1) of course Topher and Kate have a lot to talk about, namely How to Win a Date with Tad Hamilton and where they are spending all the money from that endeavor.

2) Walter Goggins starred in the greatest motion picture of all time: Major League 3: Back to the Minors. He can do no wrong.

 +9Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Introducing G-Money Harrison, The New Quiet Storm (50 comments)

Clearly that scene without the backpack is from Flash-Sideways 2004.

 +12Posted on Mar 5th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

I hope that Tom’s share of the Club-a-dub-dub will lead to some employment opportunities for DJ Roomba.

 +8Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Too Many LOLs Is The Hospital (39 comments)

“Just also street.” Couldnt have said it better myself.