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I know what people say about t he power of hate to destroy you, but hating Nicholas Sparks just feels RIGHT.
Stigmata. I second that.
Hi – he took forEVER to finish that book. Also, I loved it the entire time – because I was constantly pausing the movie and opening my mind to allow for things that were sorta related to 23 being maddening – until I could figure out why anyone but him was driven crazy by the number. It made sense due to his family’s psychological background but um. The old guy? REally? And the Blond Suicide?! Who has a huge face, btw.
Okay, I can still be angry even if I am laugh-crying about “when love isn’t all you need”. I LURVE this movie!
I am VERY upset about this! I have NOT read it yet. But I’m about to. And I wanted to voice my displeasure FIRST.
O. M. G.
I was just about to ask why Gabe hasn’t skewered Reign of Fire. The trailer. Just the trailer. Because I’ve never WATCHED the movie. But I just watched the trailer? *gunshot to head
OBSCURE SIMPSONS REFERENCES FOR THE WIN!
This movie was so horrendous, I’ve actually put off even reading this “review” because I didn’t wanna be faced with the horredicity of this movie. The three times I had split-second emotional responses to this film were overshadowed by the liberal use of “raw” and “sobering” to describe this movie when it first came out. All I saw were gross and grossly pathetic people who didn’t grow up. Unless hardcore sex chat sites really ARE where you go to find a faithful, upstanding husband on whom you won’t cheat with a failed everything played by Jude Law. And also kudos to Natalie Portman for taking on such a raw and sobering role. Now whenever I see her she just looks like the Herp.
Sidebar: “your club is self-destructive, solipsistic, and stupid” – I think you already went to college. And I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Choco and the goldfish is what I want to rename this movie. Oh and also: “This is the girl you guys just nominated for an Oscar for starring in the like 24th adaptation of a not-as-complex-as-you-think-it-is Jane Austen book, Academy”. But mostly the thing about Choco because – despite the fact that he shot people’s arms off (which I now totally believe is possible) just because some voice on the other end of the receiver told him to – he was snacktacular. SNACK. TACULAR.
This movie was like a bad Glitter.