Maybe it’s just me, but this interview proves something I long suspected: Nicolas Cage is a national treasure. (Woof, so sorry)
Bieber seems more appropriate for the sequel, E-Trade Talking Baby 2: Baby Silkwood. Cher, can reprise her role.
I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who appreciates the delicate scent of a geriatric streetwalker. Solidarity in numbers, ladyfriend!
Ah, the sanctity of marriage. Alive, well, and now a part of your live feed.
First Lindsay, and now no more Man Style? You are tearing me apart, Videogum!!!
You can’t go back in time to kill comments.
After a minute or so, the no-pants thing becomes old hat to me. It’s his nipple hair that I find so transfixing.
So they’ll get upset by this totally terrible idea, but Inglourious Basterds gets a free pass? Because Brad Pitt wants his Nahtzee scowlps, and then they kill Hitler (even though we know that killing Hitler is something you can’t do)? Shenanigans, Germans. Go back to doing something you’re good at, like making cars. Or sausages.
While I remain thoroughly impressed at his ability to act like some sort of clothing black hole (really, where do they go???), I must admit that I was disappointed that he didn’t attempt to shove the car up his butt. Great performers are nothing if not consistent in their act, am I right?
Well, at least Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is more family friendly (though infinitely less accurate) than the working title, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Gunz 2 Face.
Not even having the entire cast get “Mercury Poisoning” (that means a chronic case of lazy-assholitis, yes?) would make this show remotely compelling. I’d rather deprive myself of oxygen for 30-minutes than watch an episode, which I incidentally suspect would cause far less brain damage.
Looks like she’s gonna need a bigger server. *sniffle*
To That’s Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend, the innumerable cute-animal videos, and all the wonderful curios of the internet that you brought to us, Lindsay. All of us here that followed Videogum will most certainly miss your presence, but it’s comforting to know that you’re just a single bookmark away.
Between Lindsay’s impending departure from Videogum and this unfortunately timed (yet nevertheless still terrible) video, it’s safe to say that today’s the day the LOL died. Hold us, Gabe; it’s getting so very dark.
Worst. Week. Ever.
She’s totally rocking my face off with her response, but you just know Perez Hilton’s probably going to break his blog hand from all the penises and cum dribbles he’ll be angrily drawing on her pictures.
Sweet mercy was I not prepared for her wig! That thing looks like someone fed Kate Gosselin’s hair after midnight.
An 11-year-old advocating for more school? That girl needs to thank her stars it’s summer vacation and better hope her peers have the memory of a goldfish. Otherwise she’s going to be on everybody’s shit list come this fall.
Then again, I bet she already is.
If loving your icon is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
I know that Women’s Lib 101 taught me that rape eyes are never appropriate, but that impressive display of no shirt power is the exception to the rule. And by “display of no shirt power,” I mean that man’s fuck me handles.
I had to down vote myself because my spelling errors make me
That perm does not suit anyone, lady. Quite telling lies, lie teller!
I woke up this morning with this feeling that today was going to be a good day. This video is that reason.
Also, this kid deserves props for stripping so while wrapped in a blanket. Even Nomi Malone didn’t have such skill, and that bitch burns when she dances.
Ever since she refused his flower, Megan Fox has seriously let herself go.