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 +12Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Nicolas Cage Is The New Terrence Howard (69 comments)

Maybe it’s just me, but this interview proves something I long suspected: Nicolas Cage is a national treasure. (Woof, so sorry)

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Who Should Star In The E-Trade Talking Baby Movie? (79 comments)

Bieber seems more appropriate for the sequel, E-Trade Talking Baby 2: Baby Silkwood. Cher, can reprise her role.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: That's Your Perfume: White Diamond Perfume (33 comments)

I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who appreciates the delicate scent of a geriatric streetwalker. Solidarity in numbers, ladyfriend!

 +5Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: That's Your Husband: Guy Who Twitters/Facebooks At The Altar (51 comments)

Ah, the sanctity of marriage. Alive, well, and now a part of your live feed.

 +21Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: Blade's Edge: The Gabe And Max Story (43 comments)

First Lindsay, and now no more Man Style? You are tearing me apart, Videogum!!!

 +7Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (125 comments)

You can’t go back in time to kill comments.

 +10Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Daniel Beddingfield Wedding Proposal Guy (44 comments)

After a minute or so, the no-pants thing becomes old hat to me. It’s his nipple hair that I find so transfixing.

So they’ll get upset by this totally terrible idea, but Inglourious Basterds gets a free pass? Because Brad Pitt wants his Nahtzee scowlps, and then they kill Hitler (even though we know that killing Hitler is something you can’t do)? Shenanigans, Germans. Go back to doing something you’re good at, like making cars. Or sausages.

 +32Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 | re: This Kid Has A Bright Future In World's Best Freakouts (24 comments)

While I remain thoroughly impressed at his ability to act like some sort of clothing black hole (really, where do they go???), I must admit that I was disappointed that he didn’t attempt to shove the car up his butt. Great performers are nothing if not consistent in their act, am I right?

 +2Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: This Could Be Alvin And The Chipmunks 2's Oscar Year (22 comments)

Well, at least Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is more family friendly (though infinitely less accurate) than the working title, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Gunz 2 Face.

 +2Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter From The Cast And Crew Of Entourage (30 comments)

Not even having the entire cast get “Mercury Poisoning” (that means a chronic case of lazy-assholitis, yes?) would make this show remotely compelling. I’d rather deprive myself of oxygen for 30-minutes than watch an episode, which I incidentally suspect would cause far less brain damage.

 +14Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Looks like she’s gonna need a bigger server. *sniffle*

 +8Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

To That’s Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend, the innumerable cute-animal videos, and all the wonderful curios of the internet that you brought to us, Lindsay. All of us here that followed Videogum will most certainly miss your presence, but it’s comforting to know that you’re just a single bookmark away.

 +28Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime (43 comments)

Between Lindsay’s impending departure from Videogum and this unfortunately timed (yet nevertheless still terrible) video, it’s safe to say that today’s the day the LOL died. Hold us, Gabe; it’s getting so very dark.

 +36Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: That's It, I'm Retiring After Today (122 comments)

Worst. Week. Ever.

 +42Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World (29 comments)

She’s totally rocking my face off with her response, but you just know Perez Hilton’s probably going to break his blog hand from all the penises and cum dribbles he’ll be angrily drawing on her pictures.

 +28Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: All About Steve, Or There's Something Crazy About Mary (39 comments)

Sweet mercy was I not prepared for her wig! That thing looks like someone fed Kate Gosselin’s hair after midnight.

 +17Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Fox And Friends Pays Children To Fight On TV (60 comments)

An 11-year-old advocating for more school? That girl needs to thank her stars it’s summer vacation and better hope her peers have the memory of a goldfish. Otherwise she’s going to be on everybody’s shit list come this fall.
Then again, I bet she already is.

 +1Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: True Blood: Vampires Be Shoppin'! (37 comments)

Potato, potahto.

 +17Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: World's Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic (57 comments)

If loving your icon is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: True Blood: Vampires Be Shoppin'! (37 comments)

I know that Women’s Lib 101 taught me that rape eyes are never appropriate, but that impressive display of no shirt power is the exception to the rule. And by “display of no shirt power,” I mean that man’s fuck me handles.

 +3Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: You Look Like A Little Black Boy (37 comments)

I had to down vote myself because my spelling errors make me :(

 +25Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: You Look Like A Little Black Boy (37 comments)

That perm does not suit anyone, lady. Quite telling lies, lie teller!

 +35Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: World's Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic (57 comments)

I woke up this morning with this feeling that today was going to be a good day. This video is that reason.
Also, this kid deserves props for stripping so while wrapped in a blanket. Even Nomi Malone didn’t have such skill, and that bitch burns when she dances.

 0Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

Ever since she refused his flower, Megan Fox has seriously let herself go.