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 +6Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: There Is Almost Certainly No Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape (31 comments)

Dax Shepard is his own grandpa.

 +5Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? (54 comments)

Stacy Sexasaurus Rex
“We come from a proud tradition of mighty dinosaurs with even mightier labidos.”

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Couples (15 comments)

I am frustrated by Eliot’s name’s lack of a second L.

 +3Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son! (32 comments)

it’s rare that an actor develops the complexities of a character based entirely around “Everything I say in this movie should sound like Richard Gere desperately weeping ‘I got no where else to go!’ but less good and more nasal.”
-An Officer and a Gentleman 2: Wing Commanderer- starring Matthew Lillard.
Lillard is such a Gere-head!

 +11Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently (50 comments)

so the ghost waited to do stuff till the cameras were filming?
would that make the ghost is an “attention horror”?
PS
that is the greatest thing i’ve EVER written.

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something. (15 comments)

No argument there, I’M JUST SAYING that some 900 kids who watch Adult Swim and figured that they were the only counter-culture-heads on the planet who’d have ever thunk to reference Dokken and knife fight a raw chicken with incredible puppetry(absolutely, Bubba) will NOT be able to fathom that their humor is now shilling an anti-virus computer program without rejecting it as “so lame” as to move on towards something more precious and under appreciated to keep their “edge”.
This entire argument sounded better when I was yelling it at my computer alone in my bedroom.

 -9Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something. (15 comments)

These irreverent commercials will never win bc
a) you don’t think it’s funny
b) you think it’s funny but you get uptight bc you realize your sense of humor isn’t a precious snowflake and you’re really no better than anybody else

 +17Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: AIDS ≠ Hitler (44 comments)

To be fair, Hitler really puts the fuck down here.
I don’t know what I’m being fair to, I think I just want somebody else to acknowledge that they also noticed this.

a simple plot tweak “Hot Tub Time Armored-Truck” would save The Oscars a lot of time on deciding their Movie to Represent Mankind award.

 +20Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Pilot Episode (58 comments)

Having extramarital sex with Timothy Busfield has not aged well either.