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Nice try, guys. I’m still mad.
WERE YOU ALL TOO BUSY DRAWING ANIME-STYLE CARTOONS OF ME SODOMIZING MARTIN FREEMAN TO SUPPORT MY CAREER AS A SERIOUS THESPIAN???
Give me a break.
But I win “Smartest” for not showing up.
I can play everything if I want to. I am everywhere. I am eternal. “Don’t tell me what I can’t do” is a line I incepted into J.J. Abrams’s head, along with “What if Khan was white?” Doubt me and perish.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS LORRY, I AM TOO BUSY CRYING, OKAY?????
This is complete bollocks. I’m rubbish in the sack!
u don’t know my life
Excuse me, Gabriel, but some of us like to let our feet breathe, free from the encumbrance of the true shoe.
Oh for God’s sake… I’m a man, not a piece of meat! There is a brain inside this oddly-shaped head you all seem to love so much.
And I thought getting snubbed by the Golden Globes hurt…
“Erroneous” doesn’t even begin to cover it…
I’m coming for you in 2014, Cumberwomyn.
I’m starting to get nervous, guys.
I am simply flummoxed that none of you lot have congratulated me. I thought we were friends!
This is bullshit.