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 +6Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side (58 comments)

I always ask friends who like TrueBlood “so, didn’t it get hella crazy and introduce all these fantasy concepts that don’t fit and do all this stupid stuff. Why do you still like it?”

To which they reply, “WELL, I’ve only seen season 1, BUT…”

So, I think it’s fair to say that to be a TrueBlood fan in 2011, you must have stopped watching it in 2009.

That’s my story!

 +8Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Die Flaccid with a Vengeance

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

The Dark Knight Rises halfway, then decides it’s not worth it

 +4Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Apprehension and Irritation in Reno

 +3Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

I saw “Teenage Dream” and thought you were talking about T.Rex.

In which case
1. Monolith
2. Mambo Sun

DAMN YOU KATY PERRY!

 +7Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

1)Here Comes The Sun
2) In My Life
3) I’ll Follow The Sun
4) Oh! Darling
5) Sexy Sadie

Bonus Cover: Please Mr. Postman (So good!)

 +7Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

George; I get sick of the Paul-John intellectual war, and will always side with a quiet one in such a case. Also, he wrote Here Comes the Sun.

To put in in Teen Korner terms, I’m Team Switzerland if John is Edward and Paul is Jacob.
P’ZONE!

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Fake Criterions (71 comments)

Armageddon OR Criterion, you damn kids! OR! NOT AND!

*sob*

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

I actually think my avatar picture is from a news story where he went 0-4 with multiple strikeouts in a close loss.

We’ll never see another one like him! Because our scouting director will, hopefully, weed out anyone else like him.

 +8Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

BOSTON Baked Beans

Also, I had to ctrl-f to make sure it wasn’t taken because this thread is so big I’m liable to miss stuff. I love this thread/post/site.

 +32Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

Did they REALLY both play Dynamite? That musta been so tough on “The Hit.”

“Ohmygod you guys! Listen! Those teenagers are semi-ironically covering the same top 40 hit as us! And we go on in half an hour! What’ll we do!?”

“Stop covering auto-tuned charting hits for 100 bored minors in a terrible part of New Jersey?”

“Write some damn songs so as not to resort to novelty covers?”

“Get haircuts?”

“You guys are out of the band forever!!!!”

Barf.

 +20Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

All the other bands grouped them together to avoid having to tour with them. They’re the band equivalents of Douglas Adams’s telephone sanitizers.

 +17Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

Pixies Stix

 +13Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

Big Starburst

 +5Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

The Almond Joy Formidable

 +7Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

Jawbreaker(s)

 +21Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: That's Your Band: Imperial Stars (99 comments)

One on the left: man, woman or trash heap?

Okay, that was actually kinda easy.

 +7Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: That's Your Band: Imperial Stars (99 comments)

Can we get a consensus on whether the lead singer’s porkpie hat is ironic or sincere?

Before the only people bringing back hats were people with handlebar mustaches at Grizzly Bear shows (ironic) and guys in floor-length leather coats reading Warhammer 40k novels (sincere.)

He’s opened up a whole new front in this war.

 +6Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: This Cover Of "Sweet Child O' Mine" Is Terrible (77 comments)

Unfortunately, THEM being tone deaf is making us feel a lot worse.

 +9Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: This Cover Of "Sweet Child O' Mine" Is Terrible (77 comments)

Can we give a shout out to the drummer? He just keeps pushing ahead as all shirtless, confusing hell breaks out mere feet from his kit.

Kid’s got it all figured out.

 +33Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: This Cover Of "Sweet Child O' Mine" Is Terrible (77 comments)

“6.8″

-Pitchfork, 1995-2012

 +19Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM DARE: Name A Movie That Looks Worse Than Love And Other Drugs (131 comments)

Love and Other Drugs 3D

 +14Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: Juggalos Throw Feces At Tila Tequila (93 comments)

We Should All Be So Lucky As To make Friends For Life With Sweet Sugar Slam.

 +15Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: Juggalos Throw Feces At Tila Tequila (93 comments)

Yikes, now I just feel like I have to wash my hands after upvoting.

 +27Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: Juggalos Throw Feces At Tila Tequila (93 comments)

Dude! He asked not to be identified (so as not to anger the monsters).