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Hey Steve, quit ripping on Alan so much! Sure Alvin’s video is a little ridiculous, but at the end of the day, there is some semblance of a code for how friendships should be conducted, and ripping on him on the internet while he’s trying to clear his name violates that code for sure! Stop being a shitty friend and/or if you really like seeing him uncomfortable so much own up to it and don’t call yourself his buddy.
With that said, Hey Alan! Sorry this got picked up by videogum and they are dissing you, sorta, that is not fun I bet. I hope you can take it in stride and realize there is nothing personal in all the commentators jokes, we don’t know you and I’m sure you are a basically good guy, we are just having fun with the video. Anyways, it was nice of you to pop in here and interact with us, have a good one bud.
Can I go on record a saying that marrying you great-great-great-granddaughter is NOT incest to any degree, and technically not gross for that reason. Genetically speaking they are as related as 5th or 6th cousins or something, and marrying your cousin is pretty not-so-gross in the grand scheme of things. Of course I don’t watch the show though, so maybe I am missing out on some of the grosser intricacies.
Hmm, I’d say if it is reacting to the movie in some excited way, great, but that isn’t the kind of talking I ever encounter. A few weeks ago I went to see ‘Tree of Life’ and an old lady couple came in some 20 minutes late, talked loudly about where to sit, and then spent the rest of the movie loudly asking “what is this?” and (amusing, though still disruptive) “is this a movie?”
NOT FUN
On a lighter note, when I saw one of the tobey maguire spiderman movies, there was a kid who had made almost no significant noise throughout the whole thing and about an hour into yells really loudly “look mom, its spider man!” apropo of nothing. Like he wasn’t paying any fucking attention the whole time but now he is and he is INTO IT!
Someone got a new commenter meme!
Ok, I kind of love Courtney and her mannerisms. Like how she looks at Doug intently while nodding her head and giving ‘uh-hmms’, and then realizing she wants to do a sexy face and contorts her mouth into a couple of awkward sexy-lip-and-teeth-lick poses before settling on one. You get the weird impression she just got a new mouth and is kind of adjusting while learning how to control it.
Also, maybe its just me, but I find the incredibly out-dated Pam Anderson-esque ivy arm-bracelet of hers super charming. It is like she watched Barbwire and said ‘this is a timeless sexy and I will have it!’
So, did anyone see ‘The Trip’? It was so great and surprisingly touching. Lets talk about ‘The Trip’!
PUA: Hey girls, me and my boys just got back from vegas where we just pulled a major caper and we are celebrating like its the end of Oceans 11
girl: Like you robbed a casino? or committed a crime of some sort, that is what a caper is, no?
(PUA slumps away defeated)
I’ve been waiting for the show to come back for so long. It really was like nothing else, literally everything that camera captured in those 2 seasons was absurd and amazing.
all week, every week
Q: Why was 68,496 afraid of 68,497?
A: Because 68,497 ate (‘EIGHT!!’) 68,499!
#perfect