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 +6Posted on Apr 9th, 2009 | re: Forgotten Assholes Of History: The "Your Business Card Is Crap" Guy (21 comments)

This video is causing me to experience a serious existential crisis.

What do I do… GUARANTEED? I honestly can’t name a single thing, unless “disappoint” counts.

 +13Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: That's Your Nightmare: Femskins (52 comments)

Let’s hope the “Femskins” tag never, EVER gets used again.

 +6Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: The Voca People Will Torture You Until You Laugh (59 comments)

The giggling comes from the subconscious realization that the only way to distinguish the females in full-body white from the males is to glance at the thighs for a split second, no matter how little you want to.

 +5Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 | re: Homo-loving Liberal Elitist Grover Explains Marriage (17 comments)

I’ve noticed that a good indicator of true rage is the use of the “I stopped paying attention when you ______” construct.

No person in their right and sober mind can justify the use of that phrase in any capacity, so it only shows its face when somebody is blinded by ideological angst.

 +4Posted on Mar 27th, 2009 | re: In Defense Of Fred Durst, Surprisingly (20 comments)

Here’s the thing, though.

Fred Durst: 1
Critics: Fred Durst’s entire musical career

This situation is examining some of the themes touched on by The Reader.

 +9Posted on Mar 23rd, 2009 | re: You Asked For It America, And Now You Are Going To Get It (27 comments)

I dislike Jeff Dunham, but it’s not because he has a racist routine.

It’s because he has a racist routine that isn’t even fucking funny. Come on, racism is like the easiest thing to pull off.

The rage I feel toward Utah polygamists far, far, outweighs the rage I feel toward a show trying to get people to fuck with them.

 -1Posted on Mar 19th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Is An Alien From Planet The Worst (34 comments)

I dislike watching Family Guy and, really, all of his other shows (How many does he have now, I don’t even know), but I like Seth MacFarlane as a person. I’d like to hang out with him.

In ten years this sort of thing will have its own section on YouTube, nestled between “Nonprofits & Activism” and “People & Blogs.”

Old actors with dying careers will find their reputations revitalized simply by posting a video titled ‘SMOKING: DARK FENGALI PIPE TOBACCOS, CURVED; WITH MUSIC “WHY SO SERIOUS”‘.

 +6Posted on Mar 17th, 2009 | re: You Can Ask This Shit Questions And It Ain't Butter (8 comments)

Your username, avatar, and commenting style are so out of sync with each other that it’s sort of amazing.

You are the Donald Trump of cognitive dissonance.