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Ashley Judd is hot. I will obey.

This movie would have been greatly improved with a choreographed musical number.

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Who Cares About James Cameron? (38 comments)

I was thinking “Good director, shitty last film” and Hitchcock was the first that came to mind.

 0Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Jack Black, Michael Cera, David Cross, And Paul Rudd In Year One (14 comments)

I have a bad feeling about this.

 0Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Even Barack Obama Is Talking About Jessica Simpson's Weight (13 comments)

Bad outfit, hot body. (Jessica, not Barack)

 -1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Who Cares About James Cameron? (38 comments)

I miss the point of this article. Blurry screenshot (possibly fake) emerges from a movie. Director who made arguably some of the most entertaining movies of our time is making a new film. Gabe doesn’t care because he hated Titanic (me too, and fuck Entourage). So? I’m curious to see what he comes up with. If Hitchcock rolled out of the grave and made a new flick I wouldn’t rant because I thought Family Plot was ass.

 -1Posted on Jan 30th, 2009 | re: This Post Is The Extent Of Our I Love Money 2 Coverage (8 comments)

I’m glad you came to you senses Gabe. There is only so much crap you can watch for comedy sake before you lose it. Use that time to do something good and uplifting.

 +1Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: Whoa, Pepsi Figured Out The Internet (10 comments)

What is this superbowl of which you speak? NO CARe1!11

 +2Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: Are You Guys Watching Lost? Because You Should Be Watching Lost (60 comments)

According to Damon Lindelof; Nestor Carbonell doensn’t wear makeup.

 +4Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: Are You Guys Watching Lost? Because You Should Be Watching Lost (60 comments)

I was sick for a week and a half last year (Black Plague, don’t ask) and I watched 3 seasons. To those who haven’t seen the show I recommend they lick the poles and arm rests of public transit and catch up with Lost.

 +5Posted on Jan 28th, 2009 | re: Warden, This Woman Is An Idiot (21 comments)

??? Remember when Satan was the problem??? I miss those days.

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2009 | re: Fucking Liars: Joaquin Phoenix's Friends (4 comments)

I called fake on this when I heard of it. It’s like Pete Wentz thinking he’s clever. People are smarter than you think.

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2009 | re: Scientology Is A Religion For Children (12 comments)

If it was Billy West I would have shot myself.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (162 comments)

I saw that movie when 12 Monkeys was sold out. Yeesh. “But it’s Mel Brooks. It’s ‘sposta be funny.”

 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: College Humor Blows This Whole "Racism" Thing Wide Open (80 comments)

Reminds me of ‘U Mean I’m Not’ by Black Sheep. It’s all been done before. Lamer than Brody Jenner.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: Who Doesn't Enjoy An Explosion Coming In Their Mouth From Time To Time? (10 comments)

I have no idea how to respond to this. Is he aware he is on television? I can’t tell by the tone of his voice if he is being self-mocking and cheeky. HELP!

 0Posted on Jan 21st, 2009 | re: The Perfect Crime (18 comments)

Think warm thoughts and don’t drop the soap cutie-pie. Like cake day at school everyone is going to get a piece.

 0Posted on Jan 21st, 2009 | re: Even The Extras On Bromance Are Sexually Complicated (8 comments)

Pornstar Bree Olson was on his stepsister’s show Keeping Up with the Kardashians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy8PVtqKQHk
Are they obsessed with porn?

Amelie jr would behead this chick with cuteness.

 +2Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 | re: This Is What You Have Given The World, Improv Everywhere (47 comments)

I like Improv Everywhere. I hate viral marketing. I’m torn.

 +2Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 | re: The United States Of Tara Should Be Taken Out To The Cancelled-Shed (28 comments)

I miss The Wire.

 +1Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 | re: Joaquin Phoenix Opens A New RAP-ter In His Career (Sorry) (13 comments)

It’s a trick. Arm yourselves. Don’t open the door for strangers. It’s cinematic Punk’d. White actors don’t rap.

 0Posted on Jan 20th, 2009 | re: It's Life, Jump Into Life: (500) Days Of Summer (39 comments)

I read a couple of Sundance reviews of this flick yesterday and now I’m confused. The trailer is totally different than what I expected. It may be another case of the studio getting the advertising wrong. And Voice Dude is terrible.

 +11Posted on Jan 13th, 2009 | re: Hold On, Who Is Bromance's Intended Audience? (38 comments)

I have friends who are uncomfortable with the phrase “That’s Gay” to denote something being lame. I propose we substitute the phrase “That’s Brody Jenner” as a proper homonym.

 0Posted on Jan 13th, 2009 | re: "If Only You Could Eat Shame" (6 comments)

And Adam’s Apple.