He found out Ted wasn’t even creative enough to come up with a convincing cover for why he and his junior were out together, alone, after hours.

This is gross, but I had this weird thing happen at lunch today where there were little bugs all over, well, not all over, but definitely in my food (#organic) (I was eating outside) (but, also, idk? where did they come from?!) So, I dramatically threw my food away, container and all, lit the trash can that contained the food on fire, rinsed my mouth out with gasoline then came back in to work.

Basically, what I’m saying is, this thread is really helping me! I’m going to go order whatever you guys had. thx

I don’t like eating eggs that look like tampons. Too literal.

(Gloria Steinem is still alive, dude)

I actually liked this and forwarded it to at least one friend. But while watching it I thought to myself “ugh, she seems Christian” so … yeah, I’m a garbage person.

nope!

I prefer the original

Does this make anyone else really sad? I mean, cool that they pulled this off (seriously, good job!) but watching his hologram explode (Jesus!) was a little much

My highlights:

Michelle and Busy
Jean Dujardin’s face
Chris Rock (really, he probably should have stayed and hosted)
Jean Dujardin’s face

But, isn’t it a little strange that in depicting women as “fully realized human beings” we’ve skipped directly from submissive/one-dimensional to three-dimensional and basically awful? Maybe that’s not real progress? Idk!

Full disclosure: I will watch Girls.

I though Kristen Wiig was hilarious in retirement. I was dying. Until the very last time she went on stage, then it seemed like overkill. But the first two times: very good