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 +8Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding? (105 comments)

I think it’s really rude of the Royal Family to take this special day away from Michael Scott.

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 +15Posted on Dec 14th, 2010 | re: The 10 Best Movies Of 2010 (130 comments)

The best thing about Gabe’s list of the 10 best movies of 2010 is that it includes 13 movies, 5 of which he hasn’t seen and 1 that came out in 2009. I’m dead serious – that’s why it’s the best list.

 +6Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: HEAVEN DEFINITELY EXISTS! (190 comments)

Colon Farto.

 +14Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Double Rainbow Guy Now Corporate Schill (54 comments)

You guys, he sold out YEARS ago!

 +52Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (96 comments)

This is gonna be the gayest shark week in history.

 +80Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week! (198 comments)

“I used to date a hammerhead once. It didn’t work out. We could never see eye to eye.” #sharkupcomedy

 +16Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

The entire performance-art based set of toys were unbelievably lulzable.

 +15Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

“Night and Day” was like, the best thing I’ve ever seen? Followed shortly by “Toy Story 3″ which was like, the second best thing I’ve ever seen? My only problem with “Night and Day” was all the Vegas attention. Sure, I guess Vegas is probably fun? But it’s nothing compared to BEACH BABES!

Sorry for the big size (ATSSTTG)

As Videogum’s Resident Beard Expert (self-appointed) I have to say that Larry’s doing well. But he’s got a long way to go if he plans to take down the previous U.S. Beard and Mustache Championship representative:

 +5Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 25: The Wire Mash-Ups (190 comments)

Short Cuttys

 +14Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 25: The Wire Mash-Ups (190 comments)

Snoop Dreams

 +15Posted on Jun 14th, 2010 | re: Breaking Bad Season 3 Finale: Open Thread (35 comments)

This show is basically the best. That fly episode 4 or so back was one of the most thrilling hours of television I’ve ever watched. And it was about killing a fly.

Can’t wait to see where they go from here. No guesses as to what will happen, but I bet it involves drugs and violence and Saul making sexist remarks to Skyler.

 +6Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Chew More Gum! (53 comments)

Signed in to upvote. Fan-fucking-tastic.

 +1Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

Well, I was trying to post a picture there, but instead I’ll just show myself out. Sprinkle me humiliated.

 +34Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

Ask and ye shall receive.

 +16Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

Chocolat Chip

Oh come on. We’re all assholes.

As a comedian/performance artist (?) I agree that the majority of IE’s stuff is fucking dumb and obnoxious. However, one of their first “missions” (ugh) was to do a repetition of a 5-minute action-based scene in a Starbucks for an hour straight. It involved like 8 people doing the same 5-minute routine over and over again. That’s the kind of stuff I can get behind. It’s odd, funny, unique; it doesn’t interfere with people’s lives too much (people can leave if they find it annoying); and I’m sure that spectators found it very entertaining and left with a story.

But this thing is fucking bullshit.

 +31Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: The 12th Summer Jam Of 2010: He-Man's "What's Up?" (55 comments)

I always “accidentally” unplug my headphones while listening to “This American Life.” Just like I always “accidentally” start talking about fixed-gear bikes and new music whenever walking by a hot babe in skinny jeans.

 +22Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: The 12th Summer Jam Of 2010: He-Man's "What's Up?" (55 comments)

I’m not proud of the story I’m about to tell…

For Christmas, my sister gave me a copy of The Game: A Guide to Being the Worst because we always talked about it and how terrible it is but I’d never read it and she’s like haha funny ironic Christmas gift.

Now, I’m okay at meeting women. I have a nice-guy awkward charm kinda thing. Also I have a beard and wear shirts with puppies on them. But my flirting style is much different than what they tell you to do in that garbage pile of a book. Mainly because I’m not a garbage pile of a person.

Anyway, a few weeks ago I was at a bar and flirting with this girl and she was really bizarre so I decided to try a few techniques the book recommends and, ugh, it totally worked.

Ugh.

Real Housewives: now literally beating a dead horse.

 +5Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: You Be The Blog: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 2 Recaps? (93 comments)

Thirded.

 +26Posted on Apr 30th, 2010 | re: The Better Marriage Blanket Might Actually Be Real (59 comments)

Nick Madson, is that you?!?!