Twilight:
When you live forever, what do you live for?
Choose one:
A. A creepy relationship with a girl who has no personality or convictions
B. A totally legitimate battle between the forces of good and evil
C. The lolz
D. All of the above

Summer bummer that this show is over! I never actually watched it, but reading Gabe’s summaries was one of the highlights of my week (that’s actually pretty sad…but true). But anyways, I guess the vampirelolz will have to wait until next season…

Dear John Hodgman,
Will you marry me?
Love,
Leah

I’m glad there’s finally a show with animated and magical excrement. Nothing says entertainment like floating poop blobs with problems.

Dick Van Dyke seems to be enjoying this remix as much as the gray horse.