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 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: Oscar Talk: The Muppets Are The New Betty White, Apparently (37 comments)

Ha, forgot about my avatar image.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: Oscar Talk: The Muppets Are The New Betty White, Apparently (37 comments)

Kermit just called me a fag.

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

Fun fact: Vanilla Ice is not wearing make-up.

 +7Posted on May 24th, 2011 | re: How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius (40 comments)

It took me about 10 minutes to figure out how to tie my shoes the incorrect way. I’ve been doing it correctly, yet my shoes STILL constantly come untied. BULLROAR.

 +17Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (128 comments)
 +31Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology (90 comments)

Good points, Gabe. Counter point:

 +13Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me (55 comments)

“Taste my salty soup.”

Please say the innuendo was unintentional.

 +5Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement (50 comments)

Life imitates S1M0NE.

 +34Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (208 comments)

The best thing about the horror story that is Elizabeth Gilbert: her ex-husband Michael Cooper also got a book deal to write about his year of coping with divorce by doing the exact opposite thing, dedicating himself doubly to humanitarianism and human rights (he already did work in this area). However, the book was canceled when he refused his publisher’s demand to make the book “racier.”

Please, 2012, come faster. Please.

 +11Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jesse Eisenberg And Nicki Minaj (87 comments)

Zuckerberg, age 8: