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 +9Posted on Apr 17th | re: Nicolas Cage Performs John Cage's "4:33" (20 comments)

Shhhh!

 +4Posted on Feb 14th | re: Teenager Cries On Local Television In Hilarious Manner (69 comments)

“The 1890s are alive in Portland…”

 +6Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: And Now They Are Remaking Point Break (35 comments)

“that…would…be…a…waste…of…time.”

 +4Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: Rick Santorum Fails To Rest His Case (68 comments)

Time for you to psychologist up, asshole!

… Damn you, Van Halen.

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Awful Joe Rogan To Return To Hosting Awful Fear Factor Show (33 comments)

not trying to rake in the downvotes at all, but i actually like Joe Rogan.

granted, i’ve never seen an episode of Fear Factor (and actually didn’t read the whole article linked above).

i know the cross section of monsters who are also casual MMA fans is very small (i guess?), but he does a pretty swell and informative job as a color commentator. There i said it (without irony).

Oh, and Newsradio.

 +12Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

That story actually just made me angry. Not at you, obviously. I wasn’t aware i could actually get angry at someone i’ll never meet’s facebook status about a show about fairies and panther people.

I am now the Chicago maitre’d, weeping for Abe Froman and the future and vamp-fairy tv shows…

 +20Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Good Morning Lego Prank! (34 comments)

She thought ‘R’ stood for ‘Radio’.

‘Ya pranked, Steph!” -General Motors

 +33Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools (81 comments)

I was like, ‘where have i heard that voice before?’… then i remembered.

she’s Liz Lemon dressed up like Princess Leia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzusuXSj8Y0

 +3Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Get Well Soon, Sean Bean! (45 comments)

Winter came to North London.

 +10Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales (133 comments)

Going to genuinely miss Gabe. Hope he’s not off for good good…

 +1Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (121 comments)

Yup. Agreed and upvoted.

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Green Thumb Luke

 +6Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

The Sodfather

 +11Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

Actually, i’m not James Franco apologist (or even really care one way or the other about his pursuits), but i thought he actually came off pretty well on the Colbert Report for the most part.

However, my ambivalence (but general well wishes) continues…

 +13Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

BREAKING NEWS…

The AP learns that some words and often entire conversations on the Colbert Report are sometimes, on occasion, delivered in sarcastic, joking and mocking tones and not everything out of the host’s or guests’ mouths are 100% sincere and take-it-to-the-bank printable as news.

Or not.

 +7Posted on Mar 1st, 2011 | re: Something Borrowed Trailer, You GIRLS (57 comments)

My anger stems from for me and every other guy who had a huge crush on her after Almost Famous… only realizing afterward — and being reminded constantly — that we were horribly misled and lied to…

 +11Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Two Pairs Of Fucking Claiborne (43 comments)

Is this the new Sasha Baron Cohen character?

 +7Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Funeral Home: Newton Bracewell (49 comments)

at least you’re girls (presumably). i have no excuse. or nothing good, really.

just shame….

 +3Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: Legend Of The Ninja (58 comments)

Seriously, that ninja drinks too much soda. As a ninja, he has to be aware that it’s not healthy for him and the ultimate onset of diabetes will make slower his sword stroke.

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Impromptu Friday Afternoon Party Game: Gnomeo And Juliet Sequels (134 comments)

Gnomebooth

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Impromptu Friday Afternoon Party Game: Gnomeo And Juliet Sequels (134 comments)

Bio Gnome

 +5Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: The Faces Of Rejected Bachelorettes On The Bachelor (52 comments)

seacaptaindate.com

 +8Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Guy Fieri Fan Site Is Unsurprisingly Cheap And Awful (41 comments)

Also not trying to wave the waffle cone flag for Guy, but…

i don’t eat cheeseburgers with gravy as a career, mind you, but i don’t mind having a state-by-state list out there where i can find a cheeseburger if i really do want a weird, completely insane one.

unfortunately, 15 seconds ago marked the last time i’ll ever be visiting the best guy fieri site in the world…

 +31Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jim Carrey And The Black Keys (45 comments)

Nobody does a Thicke!