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 +8Posted on Jun 18th, 2013 | re: Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)? (74 comments)

Related: I actually watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s for the first time this past weekend, and HOLY WOWZA. Mickey Rooney as the Chinese guy. My girlfriend and I were actually surprised they didn’t show him sleeping on a bed of fried rice or something. Or hungrily scoping out neighbors’ dogs to cook.

 +9Posted on Jun 12th, 2013 | re: The Thing About Making TV Shows Based On Twitter (73 comments)

Anyways, when does birdiepup’s TV show start?

 +10Posted on Apr 15th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Vince Vaughn And Miguel (13 comments)

B-b-b-b-b-basketball… I’m gonna DUNK IT!

“Burn it down, Teshes!”

 +9Posted on Feb 19th, 2013 | re: Courtney Stodden Has An Alter Ego Now? (30 comments)

I agree.

 +13Posted on Feb 11th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Bieber (15 comments)

Loved the GLICE (!) sketch. Actually surprisingly reminded me in a way of Will Ferrell SNL stuff… with Taran just fully committing to this single outlandish premise and fearlessly refusing to let it die. Something that probably woulda sunk under a half-committed actor. But he sold it. Great stuff.

 +8Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Downton Abbey (38 comments)

Or foreshadow that Alfred is really Landry Clark’s great grandfather…

 +9Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

Does everyone watch the trailers in the linear order that Gabe provides, or do you find yourself picking through them seemingly at random… then ultimately discovering after they’re all done that your subconscious choice of order revealed something about you and what you like and are drawn to?

And maybe it’s not what you thought you liked or were drawn to?

Regardless, great week for trailers.

 +4Posted on Oct 26th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone’s Day Today? (127 comments)

Indeed. Definitely jumped over a few pillows (or small piles of clothes) the night of the ’09 championship. And agreed — controlled, non-violent, jubilant chaos. CH is the best. Even when sports aren’t involved.

 +3Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: Fall Jam 2012: Dr. Mike Diorio's "Quit the Spit" (22 comments)

In some parts, he seems awfully out of breath.
He should give up the cigarettes, ‘fore they end in his death.

 +6Posted on Aug 15th, 2012 | re: Imagining A Life You May Never Have (31 comments)

Helluva product to unveil during Shark Week.

“I Slid Right Into a Shark’s Mouth (and Survived!)”
-Top rated program, Shark Week 2013

 +3Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

I really don’t know why I did it, but out of 3,000 trailer options, I clicked on Hit and Run first. And I hate myself for my own thought process. “It’s nuts.”

 +9Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: Nicolas Cage Performs John Cage's "4:33" (20 comments)


 +4Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Teenager Cries On Local Television In Hilarious Manner (69 comments)

“The 1890s are alive in Portland…”

 +6Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: And Now They Are Remaking Point Break (35 comments)


 +4Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: Rick Santorum Fails To Rest His Case (68 comments)

Time for you to psychologist up, asshole!

… Damn you, Van Halen.

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Awful Joe Rogan To Return To Hosting Awful Fear Factor Show (33 comments)

not trying to rake in the downvotes at all, but i actually like Joe Rogan.

granted, i’ve never seen an episode of Fear Factor (and actually didn’t read the whole article linked above).

i know the cross section of monsters who are also casual MMA fans is very small (i guess?), but he does a pretty swell and informative job as a color commentator. There i said it (without irony).

Oh, and Newsradio.

 +13Posted on Jun 28th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

That story actually just made me angry. Not at you, obviously. I wasn’t aware i could actually get angry at someone i’ll never meet’s facebook status about a show about fairies and panther people.

I am now the Chicago maitre’d, weeping for Abe Froman and the future and vamp-fairy tv shows…

 +20Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Good Morning Lego Prank! (34 comments)

She thought ‘R’ stood for ‘Radio’.

‘Ya pranked, Steph!” -General Motors

 +33Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools (81 comments)

I was like, ‘where have i heard that voice before?’… then i remembered.

she’s Liz Lemon dressed up like Princess Leia:

 +3Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Get Well Soon, Sean Bean! (45 comments)

Winter came to North London.

 +10Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales (133 comments)

Going to genuinely miss Gabe. Hope he’s not off for good good…

 +1Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (121 comments)

Yup. Agreed and upvoted.

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Green Thumb Luke

 +6Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

The Sodfather