I always wondered what the rest of the buttons were for. Nothing, that’s what.

The slipper revolution will be televised.

apropos of horse…

Did anybody else check the other Angelina Jolie look-a-like video that youtube suggested? Alotus9? She’s great, but she doesn’t. She really doesn’t. But she does have some interesting theories…

“Btw I want you all to know. There are rumors that one of AJ’s Make-up artist died with unexpected causes, and before he died, he was going to speak up the Aj has a clone. Many say it wasn’t her in the Cannes award. I did research on this. And found out that Angelina Jolie has a masonic Agenda behind her. Like her movie Salt which features her portaying an MK Ultra victim.”

Yes, it’s rough being compared to a famous ugly person but imagine how Paul Giamatti is going to feel when he reads this?

Fartmore, Poopyland

I’m glad you chose that still Gabe. That was the strangest part for me, I think it’s an amazing photo. There is something about her look of resignation that is probably the realest thing in the show.

All comedians on twitter become awful and tedious. Ricky, as ever, is just ahead of the curve.