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The Diamond Ring!

 0Posted on Apr 25th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Both Your Highness and Game of Thrones were shot in N. Ireland. Not a small world but a small country.

 +3Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (79 comments)

Her lusty faces throughout were hilarious. And hot, OF COURSE.

 +6Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: Francis Did NOT Like The Ending Of Mass Effect 3 (38 comments)

If wealth is judged by A4 colour printouts and cash, Francis must be the wealthiest man in the world.

 +10Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: Some Days You Get Caught Near An Exploding Sewer (19 comments)

And then the car is like, “WEEE OOO, WEEE OOO, WEEE OOO.”

 +7Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Hot Booties! (33 comments)

I always wondered what the rest of the buttons were for. Nothing, that’s what.

 +5Posted on Jan 12th, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: Hot Booties! (33 comments)

The slipper revolution will be televised.

 +8Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

apropos of horse…

 +3Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: Emma Stone Does A Ryan Gosling Impersonation (24 comments)

what do they sell?

 +4Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: A Lady Looks Like Angelina Jolie (66 comments)

Did anybody else check the other Angelina Jolie look-a-like video that youtube suggested? Alotus9? She’s great, but she doesn’t. She really doesn’t. But she does have some interesting theories…

“Btw I want you all to know. There are rumors that one of AJ’s Make-up artist died with unexpected causes, and before he died, he was going to speak up the Aj has a clone. Many say it´╗┐ wasn’t her in the Cannes award. I did research on this. And found out that Angelina Jolie has a masonic Agenda behind her. Like her movie Salt which features her portaying an MK Ultra victim.”

 +8Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: A Lady Looks Like Angelina Jolie (66 comments)

Yes, it’s rough being compared to a famous ugly person but imagine how Paul Giamatti is going to feel when he reads this?

 +5Posted on Jan 3rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: New Year's Resolutions (54 comments)

Fartmore, Poopyland

 +4Posted on Dec 14th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About Tallafornia, The Irish Jersey Shore? (64 comments)

I’m glad you chose that still Gabe. That was the strangest part for me, I think it’s an amazing photo. There is something about her look of resignation that is probably the realest thing in the show.

 +3Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: BREAKING TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT: OMG Trampoline! (39 comments)

So you’re saying it didn’t like England so it rolled to Scotland? Is that it?

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails (94 comments)

All comedians on twitter become awful and tedious. Ricky, as ever, is just ahead of the curve.

 +9Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Like Mah Status (18 comments)

Okay what!? French press fan here, sounds to me like you need to clean it. Unless you’re talking about crema, which is just crazy because that’s the best part.

#coffeetalk #realtalk

 +5Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E13: Season Finale (217 comments)

I just want to say I agree with everything Winwood has to say on this and I’m taking this poo pooing personaly, this was a great finale.

 +16Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally (49 comments)

Oops, I wanted to add an exhibit D so I did a google image search for “Teen Angel”. Don’t do that.

 +1Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E09: That's Way Harsh, Walt (39 comments)

I’ve developed a real antipathy towards Walt this season, so much so that when the fight started I thought “Ah just kill him already, Jesse.” I think Walt has nearly given up on himself too, it’s like Jesse and Walt have switched roles from the season start, Jesse didn’t care if he lived or died and now he’s freakin out about Mexican barrels.

 +9Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E08: I Have A Feeling We're Not In Chile Anymore, Ugh (43 comments)

The consensus is don’t read AV Club comments.

 +12Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: CAMERON DIAZ "CAN'T STAND" JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!!!! (31 comments)

In the above photo, Cameron Diaz is total this face:

 +18Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Well This Is Certainly An Enjoyable Song (25 comments)

No. I DON’T feel better. I speak Dutch and this a terribly racist song about Muslims. Probably.

 +1Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: Why Is World War Z Shooting Philadelphia In Glasgow? (43 comments)

Every time I saw the word “Glasgow” in this post and subsequent comments I got a chuckle from imagining you pronouncing that way you do. The American tongue just wasn’t built for it, lets not even start on Edinburgh.

 +4Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context (35 comments)

To answer your question Kelly: Andy Serkis

 +7Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: That's Your Uniqlo Model: David Karp (51 comments)

Seriously. This boot madness must end.

I rest my case.