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“Could this video BE any more normal?” -Chanandler Bong
Thanks, but it is prounounced “bazz attack” (duh). I appreciate the effort though.
So that was a lame attempt at a joke… but upon further research I feel that it is important I share that Barack Hussein means Handsome Lightning!
I wish my name meant something (sigh).
Did y’all know Obama’s middle name is Hussein?
I would hate to hear this without autotune. Yeesh!
That music at the end is horrifying.
I felt like Tim Curry was gonna pop up and say “We all float down here.”
(Another joke about how they are all #0)!!! LOL!
Yep, yes, and yes.
The ending worked for me.
Shia looks like he is starring in a big lebowski prequel.
Best Picture
The Artist
Best Actor
Gary Oldman
Best Actress
Meryl Streep
Best Supporting Actor
Christopher Plummer
Best Supporting Actress
Octavia Spencer
Best Director
Alexander Payne
Best Original Screenplay
Midnight In Paris
Best Adapted Screenplay
The Descendants
Best Foreign Film
A Separation
Best Animated Film
Rango
Art Direction
Hugo
Cinematography
The Tree of Life
Costume Design
Jane Eyre
Documentary (Feature)
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
Documentary (Short Subject)
The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom
Film Editing
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Makeup
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows 2
Music (Original Score)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Music (Original Song)
“Man or Muppet” from The Muppets, Music and Lyric by Bret McKenzie
Short Film (Animated)
“The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore.”
Short Film (Live Action)
Raju
Sound Editing
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Sound Mixing
War Horse
Visual Effects
Rise of the Planet of The Apes
Dear Max,
I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Why am I telling you this now? Because you’re such a good friend. Take care, pal.
Fondly,
Basattak
Gabe,
You are great at writing! You should stick with it.
Sincerely,
Basattak
This has replaced cockroach livebirth as the image of my nightmares.
Greece is on fire.
Much better Osama zombie movie (just a trailer)…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmhRl-A5tWE
damnit.
http://dribbble.com/system/users/295/screenshots/80827/shot_1290114670.jpg?1309026504
Ha! (to both items)
My friend literally wrote the Kia Dream Car commercial!
The line “no control of my body” has new meaning when sung by someone who may soon be wearing adult diapers and/or needs medicine from Jake Gyllenhaal to get it on.
Steven Tyler has put on some weight since his National Anthem performance!
Donatello is the best Ninja Turtle of the Teenage Mutant kind,
Not a better pizza eating machine you could ever find
Be-Bop and Rock Steady cower in fear,
Whenever the turtle who wears purple is near
Smarter than Mikey and with less angst than Raf,
Leo wishes he could wield the bow staff
Donatello is the best Ninja Turtle indeed,
April wishes she could carry his mutant seed
Does the cast of “Community” believe that Beyonce sweated
during the supposed “delivery” of her “baby,” “Blue” Ivy?