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 +10Posted on Nov 19th, 2013 | re: Rating Your Professor, James Franco (29 comments)

A friend of mine had a class with Franco at a writing program in North Carolina, they ended up sitting next to each other for most of the semester. This friend didn’t know who he was at first, so was confused when girls would come to the window of the classroom constantly and stare in their direction. He mistakenly thought they were looking at him and not James Franco. Also he said Franco, unsurprisingly talked a lot about pot.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon? (27 comments)

“So, we bonded with EYE BEW PROfen”

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2012 | re: It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon? (27 comments)

Yes.

 +1Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

That is what i meant.

 +11Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

The Master was beautiful in 70mm and the performances were great. Although, giving the best performance was neither Joaquin Phoenix nor Philip Seymour Hoffman, but rather the freaky scapula of Joaquin Phoenix. Actually I would give the best performance award to the whole ensemble of body parts that made up his freaky torso and face. Good work, weird body!

 +6Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

Punch Drunk Love rules all.

 +6Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: They're Back! (89 comments)

None of concert_addict’s GIFs are loading for me!!!

Going to Waffle House as a substitute.

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

Blade Runner except this time Wesley Snipes uses his iPhone to kill the Egyptian swordsman instead of his whip.

 +2Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

Hackers, except no documentary footage for the scenes in which computers are used. Too realistic!

 +3Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

CompuTerms of Endearment

 +23Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

Schindler’s List, except with an Excel spreadsheet that is even more effective.

 +1Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

Yes.

 +14Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

Star Wars, but with more CGI…

wait…

Never mind.

 +4Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

The Help, except the maids are an iPhone 4S with Siri, and Emma Stone’s indellible “Skeeter” is Zooey Deschanel.

 +8Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

 +35Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology (111 comments)

The Ring, except in order to rid yourself of the curse all you have to do is retweet a link to the youtube video that cursed you in the first place. Also you have to like the Ring monster girl’s Facebook page.

 +12Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow May Or May Not Be Opening A Restaurant (17 comments)

Now we know why Gabe is moving to LA!!!

 +5Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

I don’t understand my reasoning from when I was young, but when C-3PO got dismantled in Empire Strikes Back I couldn’t handle it. This was at the age of 4 or 5 without fully following the movie itself. I think it was a similar reaction to when all the kids got turned into donkeys in Pinocchio. Both situations seemed irreparable and terrifying. Luckily Chewbacca got C-3PO running again. The donkey kids probably died as donkeys.

 +5Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: WASSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAP? Yo, This Is Andrew (44 comments)

To quote Alex Kerkovitch, “oh-boy.”
#HappyEndings4Life!!!

 +9Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Ryan Lochte (51 comments)

Man is my boyfriend kind of a dummy!

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

An interesting perspective:
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-823655?hpt=us_bn2

 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: This Guy Is Looking For An Internet Or Real Life Girlfriend (25 comments)

I need a kit kat bar.

 +3Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (28 comments)

Is this viral marketing for McG’s “Birds” remake?