This comment is actually in reply to haunted’s comment below. I completely agree, the introduction of WOODEN BULLETS, now that we’re three seasons into this show, was absolutely “fucking stupid”. I know it’s silly to try and rationalize what happens on a made-up fantasy show about supernatural beings and whatnot but COME ON. The whole idea that it will be so dangerous and difficult for Vampire Eric to kill the thousands-of-years-older-and-way-more-powerful-than-him Vampire Russel has all at once been made irrelevant given that now all Vampire Eric needs to do this Vampire Job is get a Vampire GUn with WOODEN BULLETS. I’m surprised Gabe didn’t comment on this, but I guess there are only so many Vampire Inconsistencies one can deal with on this Vampire Show.

p.s. I think Gabe meant for “weird looking Skeletor lady” to refer the new waitress at Merlotte’s, not Jason’s new love interest, Crystal. You know, the one that just happened to be the leader of Tara’s Rape Rape Victim’s Support Group? It’s not like this show has a ton of new characters and plotlines to keep track of, geez. (Sarcasmgum.)