NBC to Conan: “Hey, remember that one time you thought it would be funny to play the Beatles and force us to shell out $1M? Well guess what, we’re willingly paying that kind of cash for our boy Jay.” Man I hate those ass holes. Jay too, yep, still hate him as well.

Funny thing is, of the people on that panel, I think I like GC the most.

So someone should have definitely given William a script. He ad libs futuristic technical jargon about as well as he ad libs lyrics. You want thingamabobs? He’s got twenty. He keeps them right next to his Knight Rider glasses and artificial intelligence rap-a-matron.

Ok–yep, this kid is a genius. The shooter transisiton to the pointer finger is just plain amazing. Clearly this is a movie audition from this 46 year old art student.

My heart hurts.

Clearly it’s Neal Patrick Harris. Years and years of Doogie backlash and resentment, come on it’s a no brainer. Also, he is always looking at my hog in the gym showers.

I can’t help but hope these videos are actually this kids satirical/dramatic/acting application for the drama school at Julliard. And that each one is an experiment into how far he can push the character before the world realizes it’s a hoax. Personally I thought the horse noise at 2:33 was his coup de gras, I am no longer a believer.