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It is cold and snowy out. Everyone stay warm and festive!
Dammit the person who cut that video online skipped my punchline. Stupid Internet jerks.
I haven’t felt this way since my family visited for Christmas.
This is lovely.
It’s my favorite after Die Hard II.
We used to do this when I was a kid in Wisconsin and it was -40 or so. We also did this when I was an adult in Chicago and it was -30 or so.
ALSO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THERE WAS SNOW ON THE GROUND!!! SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!
I have tried to watch this movie more than once and could never finish it. I watch A LOT of garbage but both times I tried to sit through this, I thought to myself, “I may never get this time back” and then changed over to some other garbage. This time it was Santa Buddies.
Also, just before I tried to watch this movie, Netflix staged a Clive Owen intervention (again).
That dog sure took her time eating a snack. I just tried it with my lab mix and he woke up, snacked and went back to bed in all of 10 seconds.
I googled Ireland and this came up, so I’m in.
My friend is having a lot of moral quandaries about her upcoming wedding and that anything traditional is so obviously about a transfer of property, etc. So I told her that she should make sure that she walks down the aisle with a goat so that everyone around her understand the real value of a wedding – the exchange of virgin women for goats and land control.
He’s got two.
I love finding loud bright indestructible toys made of not plastic, though.
No, the only way to deal with my brother is passive aggressive crap that I loathe. When I do woman-up, he says that I’m bullying him. Little brothers are the worst.
I only have 3 more panels to knit and about 10 to sew together and I’m finished with my giant giant blanket that I’ve been knitting on and off since 2009. So I went on a yarn bender and got new knitting needles too and I need help. It’s like an addiction. I’ve been looking up new stitch patterns online and am thinking my blanket for my living room might be a simple waffle stitch or something like this…
I heard she stole all of that fancy bourbon! And all bourbon everywhere! And no one gets bourbon this Christmas because she actively hates us all that much.
My brother and his wife and their kids are visiting my parents next week and I wanted to drop in to my p’s early so that my nephews could meet my dog. I even offered to stay at a hotel, but my brother made it very well known that I wasn’t invited to my parents’ house if he is there because it’s too stressful… which is extra fun for me because not only is he a jerk brother, but he basically blocked me out of seeing my parents as this is about when the passes between Oregon and California get incredibly dangerous to drive alone so my window to visit went from 8-10 days to 1-3. And last year, even with 10-12 days as a window, I couldn’t find a safe time to drive to get to their place. So… I cancelled the concept of the trip in September, booked tickets for a long weekend in January, and am shipping my nephews get a TON of really really loud and indestructible toys to open at my parents’ house. And when they get back? Books with the central theme of “I want a puppy.”
My dog got a new collar and some squeaky toys and tonight he is having his
And I got my nephews A TON of really really really loud indestructible toys and some books with a “I want a puppy” theme. They’re getting sent to my parents’ house, mostly because they won’t make it across the country in time. My parents are getting a couple bags of amazing coffee
Smart Wool is THE BEST. I buy out Smart Wool whenever I can and it’s on super sale / clearance.
Is it the CIA website for kids?
My boy is getting his photo taken with Santa tonight!!!
It’s not really a dog, it’s a conceptual meditation piece. It’s held together by thought and the Decartes’ rules of philosophy and being. James Franco willed this dog to exist. Sadly, this is also the day where the dog learned of its existence and how its life is dependent upon James Franco and that man’s masturbatory celebrity and MFA fueled abstract mental image exercises.
The Gavle Goat is my favorite thing about Christmas, even more than Krampus.
I want to adopt all of the stage dogs.
I named my dog after Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch. And once I met the guy who played Cousin Oliver and told him that I named my dog after him and showed him photos of my dog and he was very flattered as my dog is really really handsome and very much not a jinx.
How old are the women naming their kids after Twilight and Hunger Games stuff? I assume they’re all teen moms. Barely literate teen moms. They were probably between Nevaeh and Brayden but wanted something with a little more panache.