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Thank you all for making my life more fun.
Oh this is a really really really good name.
You just made me cry.
Thank goodness. And thank you, Scott.
Oh man, I just got sad because of a Herman Cain .gif.
I keep Bottleshock on my DVR just in case. In case I need handsome.
I was in a writing class with this guy who did an Entourage satire and the plot was how Vinnie needed to buy a fish tank and this brilliant man in my writing class somehow managed to get the Entourage buddies in 4 different hot tubs drinking Budweiser in the course of 10 or 12 pages of script. We all told him to expand it and use it as a spec script because it was eerily accurate.
I love how Carson was secretly writing jokes for Letterman until he died just because he thought Jay Leno was that much of a douchebag. After he died, Letterman gave him credit for a bunch of jokes and they were just scathing.
I will not be there but I will consider eating a 40 pound stuffed pizza in all your honor!
Holy crap that is adorable.
And at the beach, just before you are devoured by a giant giant starfish…
And the Alps…
I downvoted you possibly for the last time, my friend.
I hope you like your honeymoon in Bora Bora, Kelly!
Also it is super fucking cold outside. Like in the 10s maybe. And my dog wants to play outside and my hands go numb just walking down the street. I just jacked up the heat in my house to 65 and I’m typing in a hat and gloves. I fucking hate winter. Also Psych got cancelled. This week is stupid and I hate it and I want to go hang out with George Clooney and my dog in warm weather and do silly pranks on people. And also that Vulture article missed about 6 really good pranks so I’m personally offended that stupid blog gets to live and this great blog does not.
YOU MADE MY HATE LIST, CRO OF SPIN MEDIA. I hope you like weird arbitrary threats of pranks that go nowhere.
So Packy is Adam Scott in Parks & Recreation?
I kind of like that idea. He’s his own Steve Winwood. Just like Gabe. Or maybe it is Gabe???
I’m super sleepy and cranky. But also I think George Clooney might be my soul mate, so there is that.
i don’t understand what that content is besides a grown man’s pinterest board.
I wrote that backwards. You are absolutely correct. I really like your font choices, neverabadidea.
I am formatting a new resume for this gig I keep getting recruited for and am wondering if anyone has any favorite typeset combinations. I’d like a serif font for the headers and sans-serif (thinking futura) for the rest of it. I may just go with Georgia, but if anyone knows a lovely serif and sans-serif combination… I’m definitely taking all suggestions.
Also futura makes the content really wide so what could be on 3 pages is on 4 and I’m not a fan of that. I played with kearning but it’s not doing as much as I had hoped.
Berkeley is great! Congratulations!! Am I allowed to ask which program or is that too stalkery?
THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!! KELLY I LOVE YOU LOVE IS FOREVER FAN LOVE YOU!
I’d so much rather use that than the Reddit I set up as Reddit sucks. I was looking for not horrible things to link to and even the knitting group had gross stuff on it. NSFW-rated knitting? Really?