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 +15Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

Okay, but no. Seriously. What the shit.

:(

 +30Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (353 comments)

 +11Posted on Jan 16th | re: The 2014 Academy Award Nominees (63 comments)

True. It’s a real problem. Variety just had an article about this recently:
http://variety.com/2014/film/news/employment-of-women-in-film-production-dips-below-1998-levels-1201055095/

I work in the industry on the editing side of things and hoo boy is it a dude fest. It can be very discouraging, but I try to keep my head up.

 +10Posted on Jan 16th | re: The 2014 Academy Award Nominees (63 comments)

Congratulations to men! Did you know that only men write, shoot, direct, and edit feature films? Love ya, Oscars. #hate

 +3Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (108 comments)

Yeah, it was unclear to me if he did or didn’t get hit. They certainly can’t all get out of that situation alive.

 +3Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (108 comments)

Yes. I thought about Jesse A LOT because they never cut back to him once the shooting started (I think? I have to rewatch). We saw a ton of shots of Hank, Walt, Gomez, Nazis, but no Jesse. No bueno. :( :( :(

 +9Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (108 comments)

Oh man, that shootout. How did Hank and Gomez not get hit? They were standing out in the clear with an army of guns pointed right at them. One of the more ridiculous/cliched things on Breaking Bad, especially combined with the “I won’t be home for a while, I love you” Hank-Marie phone call which telegraphed the whole thing.

(I’m still crazy excited for next week, though. Dangit, show!)

 +3Posted on Sep 6th, 2013 | re: SOUND THE TWERKING FAIL ALARM (32 comments)

Yes!

 +12Posted on Aug 20th, 2013 | re: Viewers Call 911 When Cable Goes Out During Breaking Bad, Duh (16 comments)

I love that the caller sounds so offended.

Caller: “I KNOW 911 is only for life threatening emergencies, asshole!”
Dispatch: “…………”
Caller: “…………”
Dispatch: “…………”

 +8Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Pregnancy Announcement Yields Lackluster Birthday Gift (27 comments)

This is also a very correct response.

 +21Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Pregnancy Announcement Yields Lackluster Birthday Gift (27 comments)

Me as this grandma…

“It’s a roll.”
“Okay, but what else could it be called?”
“A cinnamon roll?”
“Uh… okay, but what else?”
“It feels hard. Is this stale? Is this my gift?”
“Siiiigh. No. Think about it for a second. It’s a bun –”
“A stale sticky bun?”
“– in the oven…”
“……. Well, you overcooked it or something.”
*Son slowly lowers ipad*

 +12Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Very Good City Council Commercial (22 comments)

White men with a dash of lady. Just how I like my city council cake.

 +1Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Nominations (54 comments)

Yes! More people should watch Top of the Lake.

I’m glad Elisabeth Moss scored the double nom. And also, Connie Britton should get nominated forever for literally anything because TAMI TAYLOR 4 LYFE.

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: Have You Started (Or Finished) Watching Orange Is The New Black Yet? (20 comments)

Pornstache was also Nick Sobotka on The Wire!

It is really awesome to have a show with an almost all-female cast of various races instead of just beautiful white women.

I loved the scene in the “ghetto” when some of the girls make fun of yuppies. “Did you see that wonderful documentary about the best sushi in the world?”

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: Have You Started (Or Finished) Watching Orange Is The New Black Yet? (20 comments)

Hmm, that is interesting. There are definitely thematic things going on in the S1 conclusion here. The event that happens in the last scene, the way the main character reacts, I do think was building for a while although it was still shocking to me. I guess (–SPOILER–SPOILER–) I was waiting for Piper to snap, but I didn’t anticipate her mental breakdown going so violently, if violent at all.

I wonder how much Jenji and co view that scene as thematic or specifically character-arc based.

Blah blah. I’m not speaking very intelligently on this right now, but thanks for that note about the Weeds commentary.

 0Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: Have You Started (Or Finished) Watching Orange Is The New Black Yet? (20 comments)

To clarify, it’s a spoiler-y thought about the ending point of the season for those who are mid-way through. Netflix releasing everything all at once makes talking about TV hard. :(

 +6Posted on Jul 15th, 2013 | re: Have You Started (Or Finished) Watching Orange Is The New Black Yet? (20 comments)

I also did not like Weeds much, but very much liked this! Subtlety is not its thing, but the characters are mostly great. I actually think Natasha Lyonne is kind of brilliant in her role.

Spoiler-y spoiler thought (seriously, stop if you want to go in blind): I’m veeery curious how they’ll handle at least the start of Season Two because the end of this one is mega dark. Are they going to have some cheap solution and have everything back to normal by the end of the first episode? Is next season going to go off the rails? Blerg.

(Yes, I realize I am a sad, sad person for having watched the whole season already.)

 +8Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 | re: Last Night's Episode Of Mad Men Wasn't Very Good! (41 comments)

“Remember when Ken called the shots?” Didn’t call that one, did he?

(Boooooooooooo.)

 +3Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 | re: Last Night's Episode Of Mad Men Wasn't Very Good! (41 comments)

Legitimate LOL. Too legit to quit (lol-ing).

And congrats to me, for puking all over my work desk.

 +7Posted on Mar 19th, 2013 | re: Just Say No! (30 comments)

I suspect this comment will be the highlight of my day.

:(

 +6Posted on Feb 1st, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

Aww. :(

 +6Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: "Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan In Your Movie" (14 comments)

Agreed. I rolled my eyes right out of my head when I saw this in my NYT RSS feed… but then I popped them back in, started reading, and couldn’t stop.

 +11Posted on Jan 10th, 2013 | re: The 2013 People's Choice Awards (34 comments)

Are we calling Nathan Fillion “the guy from Castle” now?

:(

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: Let's Get This Lark Voorhies Train Wreck Out Of The Way Real Quick (43 comments)

I agree that Gabe didn’t necessarily mean that as an attack on her or anything of the sort. Just the wording of that one bit made me very uneasy. Of course that one blurb was not even the point of his post, but I thought a little more care could have been taken.

Thanks for listening, folks!