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 +3Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: MTV's Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible (130 comments)

yes. kinda good!

 +5Posted on Jan 16th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (94 comments)

rdj!

 +20Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Video Of 2010 (83 comments)

very meth. very lab.

 +2Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien In Jeggings: Y/N? (37 comments)

ugh this is bad. only fueling the confusing feelings conan gives me in my lady parts.

 +3Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang's All Here (And Also Marcel) (75 comments)

i <3 kevin and wish he was on this series, but my folks went to his restaurant in atlanta earlier this year (after a recockulous wait of several months for a reservation) and they said his food was meh. that made me sad :(

 +8Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

love the graphics at the end. nice touch with the sailboats. SUUUUUper white.

 +3Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Love And Other Ughs (54 comments)

so, so bad. like, let’s use parkinson’s in a hot girl (with lots of bonus sex with a hot guy) as a way to be as offensive as possible towards people with degenerative diseases and other disabilities.

the movie:
her: “don’t get close to me”
him: “oh shit, i’m close to you accidentally”
her: “oh ok i guess you can get close to me- oops my disease is worse”
him: “oh hell naw, i’m gonna fix your disease”
her: “ugh stop trying to fix my disease- go away”
him: “i slept in my car all night”
her: “oh shit, ok you can take care of me now ::melt::”

that was the movie, y/y?

 0Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Movies For Dudes: Faster (61 comments)

YESSSSSS. A million upvotes, for Mr. Lipschitz. I logged in just to point this out, so thanks for taking care of it.

 0Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Historical Fiction
Shake Hands with Bill Vol 1 & 2

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Where the Wild Things Have a Sandwich

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: "Caveman Blues" Is Our Generation's "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" (62 comments)

“there’s a bear in my cave.” -what she said.

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The First Episode Of Conan: A Review (99 comments)

we are hard to please.
we didn’t want him to go to the tonight show b/c he’d have to change the late night show, had to tone it down.
then we got mad when he got booted from the tonight show b/c booo.
now we’re mad that his first show back either is, or isn’t what we liked about his previous shows.
also, mad b/c he’s using a late night talk show format for a late night talk show.

this much is true: conan is love, he’s really funny and he gets to make it better every day! have faith! or go to bed.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Keenan Lip Dubs With 50 Cent Edition (56 comments)

dgaf about the video but can we just take a moment to recognize Gabe’s hi-lariousness?

“and then showed you how to make a low-cal Thanksgiving costume for your pet before their wedding.”

That’ll do Gabe, that’ll do.

 +6Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

I’m actually going as Justin Bieber. And I’m a 25 year old woman. I’m going all out- even trying to flatten my chest (not easy in DD town). I’ve got the short hair that I can style into the JB swoop look. Purple hoodie, dog tags, baggy jeans and puffy hightops.

If I put it all together and I don’t look like him, I’ll be going as a lesbianwholookslikejustinbieber.

 +4Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Barack Obama On The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (64 comments)

logged in just to upvote this gif. well done.

 +2Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: What You Will Need For Tonight's Sex And The City 2 Viewing Party (124 comments)

alice from the L word! (no lesbo.)

 +26Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 34: Back To The Future Edition (245 comments)

relax, jeremy piven.

 0Posted on Oct 11th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Carl Paladino (102 comments)

I left Paladino for my new boyfriend, Matt Lauer- rawwwwrrrrr.

 +3Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: The Tempest Trailer, You Guys (63 comments)

right? mad at Taymor for getting Brand involved but it kind of looks like a really good version of the Tempest? And honestly, I sort of feel there’s no way to do this play in movie form without CGI.

 +1Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bride Wars (142 comments)

almost. almost.

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: Myst: The Movie Gives Me Memory Hives (98 comments)

I think playing Myst as a kid actually cured me of playing computer games ever again. Sure, I dabbled in Sim Copter, but I can remember staying in that goddamn pump/valve shack thing for HOURS and then scratching my eyes out.

Graphics were pretty cool though at the time.

 +1Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Cool Ring Tones, Guys (53 comments)

This video gave major flashbacks to “Gabe and Max’s Internet Thing”…”bing bong, you got your emails!”

 +12Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

i hear the creator set up a trust for the indian actors that they can access when they grow up.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie: Next Round Announcements (204 comments)

Excellent (horrible) selection, Gabe! So glad about Bride Wars and (500) Days of Summer. Suckage indeed.

Oh and watch History of VIolence.

kids, this is what dropping out of high school at 15 and getting your GED sounds like.