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HA I’m not the only one seeing Fat Albert in my head every time I hear that “heyheyhey.”
That looks like a food coma waiting to happen.
Sam Rockwell can do anything. He’s a national treasure.
She narrates herself out loud in daily activities.
THIS. This is true. That’s the only way to eat a saltine.
Oh why doesn’t she go roast a vegan hot dog on an oleander branch?!
I’m with you! But I live in Florida. We have different rules. The rule being, “Never wear flip flops when it’s cold outside.”
If I knew I would be safe from broken glass, disease and Jiffy feet, then I would go barefoot all the time, Hobbit-style. So TO ME, flip flops are a step in the right direction.
I love that she basically compares her body to a “purified system!” Nice, human-body-that-creates-poop-and-pus!! Sure.
But in her defense, McDonald’s DOES make some messed up “food” products. I love some good garbage food now and then but the last time I ate a McGriddle, I was in a food coma the rest of the day. Never again.
Let’s not be so hard on Bono.
He drew that with his feet.
Laverne and Shirley. Golden Girls. Talespin. I can’t get enough of those songs.
It took me about 28 seconds into that to realize they weren’t saying BIG ASS.
Hmm. This week is going worse than I thought.
The wonderful thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you.
The terrible thing about the internet is that you can always find someone who agrees with you.
Best Ugliest Thing Ever
Guess Who’s Been Drinking Too Much Before Dinner?
My grandmother died last Friday and yesterday was her memorial. My brother and I spoke about her which was terrifying and liberating.
Then the reception felt exactly like those after-funeral receptions you see in movies where you keep smiling and your feet hurt from wearing too-high heels and you keep getting snagged into conversation when you really just want to eat and drink wine and then you really just want to get away from everyone and go home and cry.
This reminds me of that old saying… ah yes.
“A stupid man full of stubborn pride and his money are soon parted…”
And I would NOT want to play that guy at Halo!
Mine was Avalanche Lily (which is a real flower that actually grows in the snow!) but I got tired of people trying to shorten it by calling me Avalanche. Does that even make sense when it’s followed by a four letter word? So I changed it to Lilly Lily so I have no choice but to be called Lily, which is not my name by the way.
So what season should I start with? You know how Seinfeld didn’t pick up until it’s 3rd season? Is it like that?
I like Busy Phillips. So yes maybe I will try out Cougar Town.
This makes sense. That is what I would like to see- E! anchorspeople saying, “We have nothing sincere or relevant to say right now… Let’s go to [reliable news source] for the latest…”
But it’s sad to think there are people getting their news from E!. Is there such people? And was I supposed to put a period after E! when it already is punctuated? Not the time to ask I know.
Suddenly I’m interested in Cougar Town.
I’m always appalled at the way tragedies are covered. It makes me feel icky. I do not watch the news and sometimes will not even listen to it. After Newtown, I couldn’t bear to hear or see anything about it. If it came on the radio, I turned it off. I still to this day have not read an article about it.
And THIS. I clicked on one of those CNN articles and was reminded of why I don’t follow the news. There are straight up gross and gruesome photos on there. Completely tasteless and disrespectful.
I also remember years ago after a tsunami I think in Thailand, Time magazine published photos of the aftermath, one of which was a dead, bloated corpse floating in the water. I mean a full spread of this photo. Disgusting.
Goodbye Time, CNN, and everything.
14 years and going strong so to me, it means nothing how you start your marriage but regardless I hope all goes well and congratulations!