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Spoken like a true bully.

“I don’t think it means what you think it means”- Inigo Montoya

 +1Posted on May 1st | re: Val Kilmer Losing His Glasses Supercut (13 comments)

I’m so hot for Val. I hope this means he’s on his way back because he is awesome.

 +2Posted on Apr 29th | re: Tips For Solo Dining (71 comments)

Sit in front of a mirror.

 0Posted on Apr 20th | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

They could have at least found someone who didn’t look like he had his face stepped on.

I would love to hear Fey rip this guy a new one. Bring it, Tina!

 +1Posted on Mar 31st | re: Woman Terrorized By Spike Lee's Tweets Is Selfish Monster (100 comments)

Is Spike Lee an adult?

Yay revenge! The cycle never ends!!! Let’s match hate with hate with hate.

 0Posted on Mar 9th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (23 comments)

NEXT

 0Posted on Mar 1st | re: This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo (48 comments)

I love that the tattoo artist didn’t bother with punctuation. Likely as a silent way of saying, “You’re an idiot.”

 +2Posted on Mar 1st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Doesn't "Get" Leap Days (63 comments)

She is going to show up one day on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Mark my words.

 -1Posted on Mar 1st | re: Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries (66 comments)

Judging people is one of life’s many simple pleasures!

I have hated Miss Hathaway since that godawful movie Love and Other Drugs and now my hate is cemented as she will now deface the name of Catwoman with her “I’m-trying-really-hard-to-be-hotsexy-and-throw-come-hither-looks-but-I’m-really-a-vanilla-corpse-in-bed” way.

 +3Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (97 comments)

I think I watched almost all of season 1 before I realized that it is not called DOWNTOWN Abbey.

I’m pretty sure they weren’t spitting on you, Christina but your ugly friends…

 +1Posted on Feb 21st | re: Tyler Perry Is The Black Prankosaurus (14 comments)

I think celeb-pranks are lovely because they show the insane amount of guilt these people feel for getting paid ludicrous amounts of money to play pretend. They’re all just trying to laugh the pain away! Then they go home and drink themselves to sleep every night.

 0Posted on Feb 20th | re: Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph And Sleigh Bells (62 comments)

Sleigh Bells was the worst and full of suck.

I know! She looks like a komodo dragon that got glitter shit all over her face.

 0Posted on Feb 18th | re: 100 Nicolas Cage Quotes (9 comments)

No Raising Arizona??!!

I forgot what I was going to say because now I want to vomit after reading “blend up some cottage cheese and soy milk.”

 0Posted on Jan 25th | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now (84 comments)

One of my all time favorite SNL commercials.

RIP, Phil.

 0Posted on Jan 25th | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

She wanted “to bring something to the table?!”

Pun INTENDED!

 0Posted on Jan 25th | re: Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The "I Was Bullied" Train (78 comments)

I am giddy that I now have more fuel to throw on my Zooey-D-hate-fire!

 +3Posted on Jan 6th | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now (84 comments)

how about a brain cleanse? or just a night of heavy drinking. that does wonders for your bowels.

How is it that parents older than I am are causing me to say, “What is this world coming to?”

 +4Posted on Nov 26th, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

The best trailer I’ve seen in the last 2 minutes!

The world need more women like Kate Schmidt