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Worst episode of the season for sure. I was so excited to say the show played off like it was from a spec script* but then it started making spec script references and I thought it might be on purpose.
*Bringing back old characters in ridiculous scenarios! Fan servicey will they/won’t they with two attractive leads!
Official minor league hockey team of Videogum:
In this father’s defense, it was a fucking travel and it was bullshit.
It’s kind of weird that getting upset about sports is for babies, but having everyone watch the same movie and sharing an event is “great.” Sports is like that! It is catharsis and joy and sadness and all these emotions that you share with hundreds of thousands of other people.
Screaming at sports by myself, or with friends, or in a crowded bar is fun. Adult fun. The Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004 remains the happiest day of my life. Don’t be so dismissive.
Reading through these, I was distressed to discover that we share the right idea about bike lanes. We need more bike lanes and they need to be wider. For safety and for the environment!
Uh, what awesome municipality and/or business built a T-Rex on a nature trail? I want to go to there.
Is anyone else super worried about Community not being good anymore? Because I haven’t liked a single episode since it came back from hiatus.
2012: The Year of Blackface. LET KUTCHER HOST THE OSCARS!
Ian MacKaye is the worst. Saw The Evens at Fort Reno and got a series of lectures on proper concert and park etiquette. What a joyless tool.
I got drunk on his property once. A small victory in the war against straight edge.
Saw Wild Things in a theater by myself when I was 15. Matinee showing. Every other person there was an old dude also there by himself.
My parents did a terrible job protecting me.
A real villain would be left-handed. That’s the devil’s hand.
I do the same thing once a week. It’s my favorite part of my week. Pizza and book and beers. Alone.
I don’t like people much.
Oh man, this is just like that episode of Veronica’s Closet where Veronica writes a column about going on a date for one but it reads like a masturbation euphemism but women like it because of feminism!
Guys, remember that?
Guys?
I swear to God I was going to go with this, you fast-Internettin’ SOB.
Hat tip to Ezra Klein on this one, but Betty totally has cancer. You don’t hear the diagnosis on the phone and her buddy told her to pretend to be healthy if the doctors gave her bad news. She will be weirdly, strangely nice to everyone and then die. Mark my (Ezra Klein’s?) words.
I mean, street justice was kind of the thesis of Spike Lee’s most beloved movie, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise to see where he’d stand on this.
Good to know that Gabe is pro-Sal’s, with or without brothers on the wall.
Hello. Former Whole Foods Seafood Clerk/Demo Cook here. Just thought you (Gabe) should know that if you ask enough questions in a Whole Foods, the employees are directed to give you samples. I gave away all sorts of marinades, oysters, mussels, etc. And I am sure that Austin employees are told to be especially kind to Top Chef contestants.
Before working there I talked my way into getting half a pound of ostrich meat. I had a goal and it materialized.
Hotspur, I also have filled out some applications for journalism school and I think you’re 100% off here. Journalists should provide factual information when someone is lying through their teeth.
I understand why people don’t. They’ll lose half their audience because the GOP is so eager to claim facts are “media bias” and it isn’t worth it. But to say their role is dictation is wrong. That’s the role they play now, but any journalist or news organization worth their salt wouldn’t put up with such bullshit.
I am a bad monster. How do you post photos?
In the game all the teachers are named after members of Sonic Youth. FACT
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“…Dakota with her fish hidden under a pile of goldfish cracker crumbles…”
PUT THE KNIFE IN DEEPER, GABE.
(I miss Dakota.)
I love that Grayson is bringing infanticide to the American dinner plate. Nom nom nom.
Enthusiastic co-sign. Grayon is a gentle giant/bullfrog.
I have not seen Downton Abbey but I refuse to believe it could live up to the work being done on The Good Wife. Best drama on network TV.
No, I legitimately don’t like BBQ. It’s good for what it is, but I don’t consider it cuisine any more than I consider Easy mac cuisine.
But I can do some Aunt Martha shtick if you’d like to help soften the blow.
Also first person to explain the doggystyle sex stuff with the cult lady deserves a medal. She slept with Harry because why? Why exactly? Whatever it was it didn’t work and it made no sense and whaaaaaaa?