The answer is obviously Die Hard. There are no other Xmas movies. Only Die Hard.
I am proudly going as my favorite one-off Simpsons character:
This reminds me of one of my favorite McSweeney’s posts by Michael Ian Black: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-i-would-be-thinking-about-if-i-were-billy-joel-driving-toward-a-holiday-party-where-i-knew-there-was-going-to-be-a-piano
Same thing but Billy Joel refusing to play Piano Man.
To be fair, we *all* could be Satan’s child.
Would argue it is not a horror movie! This is what happens when you take your parents’ good money to take a class in college studying the horror genre.
(I wrote my thesis on Sleepaway Camp. Obviously.)
Sleepaway Camp! See why my avatar is so clever!
For obvious reasons, I applaud this suggestion.
I actually forgot to breathe during the knife fight. Forty-five seconds in I started choking on air.
I had such a good weekend of friends visiting from out of town, football, a Queens of the Stone Age concert ( \m/ ) and it took 45 minutes for everything to be ruined forever.
This show is the best.
We were agonizingly close to four Hodors in one episode. Are we counting the echo as a full fledged Hodor? Hodor.
My hometown is contributing to the animal videos! Check out this sweet dolphin autopsy! Dolphins are the worst!
I would leave out the “fuck her” since it is a pretty big health decision and it is a conversation worth having, but, on the merits, BadIdeaJeans is absolutely right.
As a dude it is not my place to criticize the choice to get a double mastectomy, but it is a weird choice if you don’t already have cancer.
FWIW, it isn’t recommended that you get these genetic tests unless your family has a history of these cancers. Not “especially if you have a family history,” ONLY if you have a family history. And even then…
Red Lobster: A remake of Romeo and Juliet with the Cheddars and the Biscuits replacing the Capulets and Montagues.
I don’t see how taking the trouble to autotune the interview is that much different or “worse” than laughing at (with?) the interview in the first place. The Ramsey interview is impossible not to enjoy and therefore it is impossible not to enjoy a part of something that is incomprehensibly terrifying. There isn’t a way around it, so we might as well have fun with the happy ending.
My issue, shared by many, is that autotune is not funny and cut it out, you kids.
I remember when we had to wait until Sunday night for Bob Saget to provide us with the freshest FAILS. Times sure have changed.
Amanda Seyfried looks like the sexy fish from Fantasia. Apparently that’s enough.
NOOOOO! I WAS TO BE NUMBER ONE!
I am legitimately heartbroken
Ann should have known that potatoes have more potassium than bananas. No way Ron would be opposed to replacing his second T-bone with a baked potato the size of his head.
Maybe explaining to the kids why you need a trial separation can be American Horror Story themed?
Don Draper and Lindsay Weir! Two of the leads from my favorite shows! All they need to do is have a threeway with the institutional poverty of Baltimore and the fan service will be complete.
Stop being such a pineapple and go for it already.
Strongly disagree! Legislation is a skill and I’d prefer leaving it to the skilled people. Having new representatives come in every eight years to start over kills momentum or inevitability of good ideas and leaves the state (or in your scenario, the country) worse off.
If there is an idea being supported by Republicans, that should be a hint that it leads to bad government.
Did you know Kleenex millionaire (lol) and very conservative Republican lawmaker Rep. James Sensenbrenner (WI) won $270,000 in various lotteries in a ten year period? This video is the opposite of that.
The photo file text is my favorite photo file text.
I didn’t feel anything.
He should stay in Florida! He is missing out on so many riches and prestiges!