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 +3Posted on Jan 21st | re: SHERLOCK IS BACK! (55 comments)


 +9Posted on Jan 21st | re: SHERLOCK IS BACK! (55 comments)

Not a good episode! It’s weird that Sherlock (the show, not the man) seems contemptuous towards it’s fans!

Also, the big reveal is that there is a bomb under Parliament on Guy Fawkes Day? You’d think that if England was looking for a terrorist attack, the FIRST PLACE they’d look is under Parliament on Guy Fawkes Day.

In conclusion: BOOOOOOO

 +28Posted on Jan 16th | re: The 2014 Academy Award Nominees (63 comments)

The Oscar nominated classic: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.

To be able to eat that fast, the steak would have to be medium well or well done. I’d rather my girlfriend eat 72oz of rare filet. I don’t date animals.

 +7Posted on Jan 10th | re: A Glimpse Into Life Post-Dog Uprising (16 comments)

Did the ol’ sign in to upvote. Bravo.

 +8Posted on Nov 21st, 2013 | re: The Videogum Holiday Movie Club! (137 comments)

The answer is obviously Die Hard. There are no other Xmas movies. Only Die Hard.

 +18Posted on Oct 10th, 2013 | re: What's Your Pop Culture Halloween Costume Going To Be This Year? (50 comments)

I am proudly going as my favorite one-off Simpsons character:

 +6Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club! (124 comments)

To be fair, we *all* could be Satan’s child.

 +4Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club! (124 comments)

Would argue it is not a horror movie! This is what happens when you take your parents’ good money to take a class in college studying the horror genre.

(I wrote my thesis on Sleepaway Camp. Obviously.)

 +5Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club! (124 comments)

Sleepaway Camp! See why my avatar is so clever!

 +4Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club! (124 comments)

For obvious reasons, I applaud this suggestion.

 +13Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I actually forgot to breathe during the knife fight. Forty-five seconds in I started choking on air.

I had such a good weekend of friends visiting from out of town, football, a Queens of the Stone Age concert ( \m/ ) and it took 45 minutes for everything to be ruined forever.

This show is the best.

 +8Posted on Jun 10th, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread (59 comments)

We were agonizingly close to four Hodors in one episode. Are we counting the echo as a full fledged Hodor? Hodor.

 +2Posted on May 15th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (25 comments)

My hometown is contributing to the animal videos! Check out this sweet dolphin autopsy! Dolphins are the worst!

 +10Posted on May 14th, 2013 | re: Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy (37 comments)

I would leave out the “fuck her” since it is a pretty big health decision and it is a conversation worth having, but, on the merits, BadIdeaJeans is absolutely right.

As a dude it is not my place to criticize the choice to get a double mastectomy, but it is a weird choice if you don’t already have cancer.

 +9Posted on May 14th, 2013 | re: Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy (37 comments)

FWIW, it isn’t recommended that you get these genetic tests unless your family has a history of these cancers. Not “especially if you have a family history,” ONLY if you have a family history. And even then…

 +8Posted on May 14th, 2013 | re: What Other Stupid Restaurants Should Be Dumb Movies? (45 comments)

Red Lobster: A remake of Romeo and Juliet with the Cheddars and the Biscuits replacing the Capulets and Montagues.

 +1Posted on May 7th, 2013 | re: The Internet Is A Sociopath (38 comments)

I don’t see how taking the trouble to autotune the interview is that much different or “worse” than laughing at (with?) the interview in the first place. The Ramsey interview is impossible not to enjoy and therefore it is impossible not to enjoy a part of something that is incomprehensibly terrifying. There isn’t a way around it, so we might as well have fun with the happy ending.

My issue, shared by many, is that autotune is not funny and cut it out, you kids.

 +29Posted on Apr 30th, 2013 | re: Best Fails of the Week 4 April 2013 (26 comments)

I remember when we had to wait until Sunday night for Bob Saget to provide us with the freshest FAILS. Times sure have changed.

 +7Posted on Apr 18th, 2013 | re: Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Give A Fuck (23 comments)

Amanda Seyfried looks like the sexy fish from Fantasia. Apparently that’s enough.

 +13Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (29 comments)


I am legitimately heartbroken :(

 +4Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (50 comments)

Ann should have known that potatoes have more potassium than bananas. No way Ron would be opposed to replacing his second T-bone with a baked potato the size of his head.

 +11Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: A Glee-Themed Public Marriage Proposal (13 comments)

Maybe explaining to the kids why you need a trial separation can be American Horror Story themed?

 +29Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

Don Draper and Lindsay Weir! Two of the leads from my favorite shows! All they need to do is have a threeway with the institutional poverty of Baltimore and the fan service will be complete.