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 +8Posted on Nov 13th, 2013 | re: The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion (44 comments)

Also, this is the chance to finally produce a real-life version of that Geico Tiny House commercial. I still want Tiny House to exist.

“See what happens when 7 strangers move into a house that was built TOO SMALL!”

 +2Posted on Nov 13th, 2013 | re: The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion (44 comments)

Bad Girls Club moves in. They won’t know what hit ‘em – literally!

 +5Posted on Nov 13th, 2013 | re: The Real World Is Dead, Long Live The Real World: Ex-Plosion (44 comments)

Can HGTV please pick up this show? Especially if they clone John Gidding x6 and he lives in each house? Hubba hubba! Meow! Woof! Mooo!

In Russia, videos rent YOU!

I’m going to avoid a jerky suggestion like, “Why Does Everyone Love This Show So Much, No Seriously, Why?”

Look Who’s Talking To (Your Mother)

 0Posted on Aug 14th, 2013 | re: How Much Would You Have To Be Paid To Be Wolverine For A Few Years? (17 comments)

The Wolverine and I
My Fair Wolverine
Wolverine Express (on roller skates!)
Oh! Claw-cutta! (too old?)
Wick-claw (Wolverine replaces Elphaba, obvs)

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2013 | re: Slow News Day Or Slowest News Day? (53 comments)

A “gaybie” is a gay couple’s baby. Fun fact.

 +4Posted on Jun 26th, 2013 | re: Paula Deen Refuses To Rest Her Case (81 comments)

And Southern folksisms – “I is who I is and ain’t nobody gonna change that!”

 +1Posted on May 29th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (7 comments)

This is worse news than when I found out the “Tiny House” previews were really a Geico commercial! “There love was built to last, but their house was built TOO SMALL!”

 +2Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

My fave part of A.J. Clemente appearing on the Today show was when Matt let him do the outro segment and A.J. could barely read the teleprompter and didn’t look into the correct camera. “Up… next, um, People’s…. pick? …for the….” Granted, it looks like they didn’t prep him at all for that, but it really made him look like a buffoon.

My favorite part is this line “It’s there that the four players who have remained in the game the longest will ACTUALLY LIVE and continue to play…” (emphasis mine) because if you read it the right way, it implies that the other players will be killed. Hunger Games + Trivial Pursuit = ratings gold, baby!

 +5Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

I’ll take that as a hint that you won’t be up-voting me :-(

 +5Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

Uhhhh, not to be a jerk, but the real-life Simpsons opening segment came out 5-6 years ago. I have a fascinating dancing banana video for you with a song about peanut butter and jelly as well…

 0Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: The 2013 MTV Movie Awards (25 comments)

Wait, what is this even FROM? Why did Gawker need a shirtless pic like that?

 +4Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

The worst job would be a performing elephant, because apparently THEY SHOOT YOU IN TUPELO:
http://www.today.com/pets/32k-reward-offered-circus-elephant-shooting-1C9322050

Debra Downer, reporting to work.

 0Posted on Mar 1st, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (37 comments)

I’m really sorry, but Billy’s intro to the Pink section was wayyyyy too long. It wasn’t funny and just dragged on forever. The Pink/Meryl Streep game was great, but my fave is still Full of Shame/Never Their Name. I learned so much from it!

Billy on the Street is still fantastic, but the opening to the Pink section was a snooze-fest.

 +1Posted on Mar 1st, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (37 comments)

I’ve stopped watching The Middle completely because of Patricia Heaton’s awful tweet/beliefs, but feel like I’m not missing out on anything. Every episode was fine, but the exact same plotlines: 1) Family is poor and trying to make ends meet (haha, how ironic for a conservative star) 2) Mom wants to be a perfect family and things go terribly wrong. Hijinks ensue!

WE GET IT – you’re a poor family that can’t get anything right!

 +4Posted on Feb 21st, 2013 | re: What Is Your Wicked: The Movie Dream Cast?! (42 comments)

You’ll gag on the fishiness of it all when she sissies that walk. (Seriously though, they’re just making up new vocab words to screw with us now, right?)

 +13Posted on Feb 21st, 2013 | re: Daniel's Bar Mitzvah Save The Date Rap Video (Oh Boy) (24 comments)

Shalom to that! Although he kind of just looks like a skinnier Mario Cantone?

Also love how the Mayor of Atlanta has nothing better to do than appear in little boys’ rap videos. Okay.

 0Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors! (46 comments)

There was a gratuitous amount of people just falling into a big hole. I stand by my ruling!

 +6Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: The First Official Barbie Cafe Has Opened, FUCKING FINALLY (26 comments)

Don’t forget to ask for a special chair for your doll. Yes, that’s a thing. Yes, I’m ashamed to know that.

 +9Posted on Jan 29th, 2013 | re: Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors! (46 comments)

Parks and Recreation: Ice cream that doesn’t taste very good at all for the first few bites, but you quickly forget about that and it gets really good and sometimes it’s so sweet that you tear up a bit, but in a good way.

 +6Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (18 comments)

I was waiting for the wolverine to eat his face off at the end. It’s a pet or something? WTF?

 +3Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: Zooey Deschanel Finally Breaks Her Legendary Silence On Her Name (17 comments)

This has always bothered me too! Ever since I had to read Franny and Zooey for a Buddhism class.