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My fave part of A.J. Clemente appearing on the Today show was when Matt let him do the outro segment and A.J. could barely read the teleprompter and didn’t look into the correct camera. “Up… next, um, People’s…. pick? …for the….” Granted, it looks like they didn’t prep him at all for that, but it really made him look like a buffoon.
My favorite part is this line “It’s there that the four players who have remained in the game the longest will ACTUALLY LIVE and continue to play…” (emphasis mine) because if you read it the right way, it implies that the other players will be killed. Hunger Games + Trivial Pursuit = ratings gold, baby!
I’ll take that as a hint that you won’t be up-voting me 
Uhhhh, not to be a jerk, but the real-life Simpsons opening segment came out 5-6 years ago. I have a fascinating dancing banana video for you with a song about peanut butter and jelly as well…
Wait, what is this even FROM? Why did Gawker need a shirtless pic like that?
The worst job would be a performing elephant, because apparently THEY SHOOT YOU IN TUPELO:
http://www.today.com/pets/32k-reward-offered-circus-elephant-shooting-1C9322050
Debra Downer, reporting to work.
I’m really sorry, but Billy’s intro to the Pink section was wayyyyy too long. It wasn’t funny and just dragged on forever. The Pink/Meryl Streep game was great, but my fave is still Full of Shame/Never Their Name. I learned so much from it!
Billy on the Street is still fantastic, but the opening to the Pink section was a snooze-fest.
I’ve stopped watching The Middle completely because of Patricia Heaton’s awful tweet/beliefs, but feel like I’m not missing out on anything. Every episode was fine, but the exact same plotlines: 1) Family is poor and trying to make ends meet (haha, how ironic for a conservative star) 2) Mom wants to be a perfect family and things go terribly wrong. Hijinks ensue!
WE GET IT – you’re a poor family that can’t get anything right!
You’ll gag on the fishiness of it all when she sissies that walk. (Seriously though, they’re just making up new vocab words to screw with us now, right?)
Shalom to that! Although he kind of just looks like a skinnier Mario Cantone?
Also love how the Mayor of Atlanta has nothing better to do than appear in little boys’ rap videos. Okay.
There was a gratuitous amount of people just falling into a big hole. I stand by my ruling!
Don’t forget to ask for a special chair for your doll. Yes, that’s a thing. Yes, I’m ashamed to know that.
Parks and Recreation: Ice cream that doesn’t taste very good at all for the first few bites, but you quickly forget about that and it gets really good and sometimes it’s so sweet that you tear up a bit, but in a good way.
I was waiting for the wolverine to eat his face off at the end. It’s a pet or something? WTF?
This has always bothered me too! Ever since I had to read Franny and Zooey for a Buddhism class.
Followed by:
Behind Oprah Does OWN: Find out how the crew documents Oprah as she tries to come up with new unscripted series for her network, OWN.
(Seriously though, that show where they followed around her poor staff doing the last season of the Oprah show was fascinating. They are all so scared, all the time!)
Also, no exercise, smiling, sleeping, coughing, blinking, or laughing. That should do the trick!
My prescription is to stop eating!
Bart Bass is a silver fox!
Taste the bloody, toothy rainbow.
Chloe’s dad from “Dont Trust the B**** in Apt 2B” Anyone?
Poor Danielle hasn’t done anything since her Soup for Ladiez show was canceled. RIP The Dish.
No? No one else ever watched that show and/or has no idea what I’m talking about? J/K then!
Mary Kate, blink twice if you need us to call the police.
Did someone say WOOD?
God, that beaver puppet was so weird/creepy.
This is worse news than when I found out the “Tiny House” previews were really a Geico commercial! “There love was built to last, but their house was built TOO SMALL!”