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 +1Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Beware Of Benedict Cumberbatch, Ladies! (63 comments)

If he had been born in the US, what would his agent have changed his name to?

Ben Batch, probably?
B.C. Starr?
Johnny Britt
Birch Blayde?

 +9Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

“For some reason we are forced to believe that he has chosen to list his real birthday on his fake ID”

It makes sense for him to use his real birthday– if he hands the ID to someone who is suspicious about his identity, he’s very likely to be asked when his birthday is. Instead of memorizing a new birthdate and then trying to nonchalantly pretend it’s the real one, you just naturally give your actual birthdate.

Jeez, haven’t any of you ever gone into hiding under a new identity before?

Gabe: television is BIG BUSINESS
Gabe: and in general
Gabe: with BIG BUSINESS
Gabe: you do not give away your product for free

Can you IMAGINE if CBS, NBC, ABC and FOX just gave their programs away for FREE! Like if you had this special electrical box in your house that you would allow you to just watch their programs FOR FREE and all they got was piddly little ad money in exchange for that? Quit dreaming commie, that’s impossible and could never have made billions for decades.

You can’t just watch a few ads and pay $8 a month for the Hulu, you will also need to pay $100 a month for cable, because these big TV networks just will not give away their TV programs FOR FREE! That would be stupid and would never ever work. Because BIG BUSINESS!

Also, if your grandmother is still watching these network programs FOR FREE with that weird antenna thing then you need to call the cops on her for STEALING and being entitled and dumb. And maybe send a couple hundred bucks to Fox to show them you understand how wrong it was to expect to be able to watch Amercan Idiol FOR FREE like a parasite thief.

 0Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E13: Season Finale (218 comments)

When Jesse and Walt have their showdown, I think Walt will be the one who kills Jesse. This show isn’t really about people getting their comeuppances, it’s about a basically normal guy who transforms into an evil guy. Walt will murder Jesse, and tell himself that he had no choice, he had to do it to protect his family.

 +3Posted on Oct 11th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E13: Season Finale (218 comments)

But after he did that, he knew what kind of cigarettes Jesse smokes.