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 +1Posted on May 24th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

I watched the whole thing anxiously hoping he would never run out of goats to hug! Are there more over there? What about behind that tree stump over there? Hey Sloan, get more goats over here!

That’s my wish for everyone: may you never run out of goats to embrace!

 +1Posted on May 24th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

That’s exactly what I was thinking! Boo more treadmill dogs, but that third dog surprise and the clitty-clack on their paws won my heart over. Give those dog as a treat! They’ve earned it!

I’d like to be the ‘B’ in that PB&J. (see what I did there? yes, yes you do…)

Also see:
Everyone likes that manwich.

There’s too many sandwich remarks to be made about that photo to pick just one!

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist (94 comments)

“And also, you leave arugula the hell out of this” is our generation’s “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall” Also, agreed. Arugula is great.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Another Republican Debate, Another Disgusting Nightmare! (127 comments)

That’s the thing that makes that whole demographic of dickweeds the worst, especially considering that everyone in the military are volunteers.

“I definitely want a government big enough to invade your sex life and use your life to advance our country’s whatever militarily, but TO HELL if I want to grant you the right to marry each other or give you public health care because what are we, socialist big government communists?! NOBAMA!” -These dickweeds

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Dear Weetabix, Please Bring Your Dubstep Magic Cereal To America (44 comments)

My mind was also blown by the karate black belt dub step dancing ninja bear, but more importantly, can we please address the BUTTON MONOCLE?!?!?!11?!

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: If Someone Gives You An Air Freshener, Will You Watch A TV Show? (35 comments)

I dunno, I think it might be the other way around. It’s not that the movies are awful, it could be that he is awful.

My bf and his dude friends were staying across the hall from Tim Allen in Vegas and some how ended up having drinks with him. They said he was a total douchy a*hole. Then again, the bf & dude friends were going through an “entourage” phase, so that could have been it…

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Celebrities Use Outdated E-Mail Clients, But WHY? (34 comments)

Or maybe because he’s still waiting to hear back from Marky Mark about making an appearance at his Tree People’s meeting…

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Celebrities Use Outdated E-Mail Clients, But WHY? (34 comments)

so true. I have yet to meet anybody that, if they were being actually honest with themselves (AND THEIR HEART), who didn’t think “You’ve Got Mail” is great. It may be a their secret shame, but that doesn’t make it any less true.

“You’ve Got Mail” is like the Billy Joel of movies. I may be wrong, but for all I know, I may be right.

 +2Posted on Aug 31st, 2011 | re: Don't Jump, Edward: A Kind Of Question About Viral Videos (32 comments)

Fun Fact: that video is from Newslink, the student broadcasting show from Ball State University, where I also work. It is where David Letterman went to school. Something something, Jim Davis, Garfield.

You are all so welcome for all of the fun facts.

 0Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Robert De Niro And Diddy (69 comments)

I was getting more of a John Goodman vibe.

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: "Caveman Blues" Is Our Generation's "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" (62 comments)

Yes. Yes we can.

 +4Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Dianne Rochenski (72 comments)

Me too! We had a pet rat when I was a kid (it was legit! We got it from an elementary school class and not a dumpster! We named her Cheddar. She was awesome!), and we totally let it run around the house. But it definitely had a cage where it lived and ate, and the cage was also not the bed where I slept.

 +12Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Is this the same episode (or a result of) the valentine’s day card?


“You choo choo choose me?”

 +21Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

About tomacco “This tastes like grandma!”

 +5Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E08: This Show Is Just Gross. (39 comments)

Can we please go back to Gossip Girl recaps or the Hills or something?? I mean, those shows were gross too, but not all caps GROSS, just little letter gross, which is the only amount of gross that I’m able to withstand nowadays.

 +5Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Raising The Stakes On The Unstoppable Train (71 comments)

I would much more prefer the “Runaway Train” song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

Bigger hit in teen korner.

 +7Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E07: Will No One Pull The Plug On Sookie? (59 comments)

Blood fountain, how does it work? How is this a thing that happened?

 +6Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: The Justin Bieber Fan Club (79 comments)

Youtube is the boom box (with a built-in mic, of course) of today.

When I was in high school, I found a whole shoebox full of tapes I had made as a kid talking about all kinds of stupid stuff including the New Kids (Hi, Danny!), and I was so embarrassed. I was basically this girl, but instead of talking the Grammys, I made fake Corn Pop commercials.

 +1Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: You Dun Goofed Up (146 comments)

upvotes forever

 +4Posted on Jul 13th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E04: Forget It, Werewolves, It's Vampiretown (45 comments)

So this was the first episode that I actually watched after reading these recaps since the beginning of time. I hate vampires but love videogum and friends, so I was excited just to see if this show was as bad as described. And it was.

But I couldn’t get over when they just straight up ate that stripper in the limo. Does this happen all the time?? My friend said that the King sent Bill in because he thought Bill was good at picking out a good one. WHAT?! It’s not like he’s BUYING A MELON. “Ladies first.” GROSS!!!

 +2Posted on Jun 16th, 2010 | re: McDonald's Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe (100 comments)

Sort of. I’ve wondered the same thing. According to my Chinese sources (ie friends that live in the US that just recently moved here from China), they are not allowed to participate in a religion because of that whole Communist thing, but most are allowed and participate in Buddhist celebrations and the such more like a culture thing than a religious practice. I think it’s sort of like Thanksgiving in the US or 4th of July, but in a temple. I think that’s more what it’s like.

Does anyone else have an insight?

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy (92 comments)

It’s like if Franklin went on an extended ski adventure in Switzerland…Cool and refreshing!

 +1Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy (92 comments)

I’m still back and forth. new layers in InDesign is pretty awesome, but this:


Not so much.

What are we buying here? Office 2010?

 +6Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy (92 comments)

We’re bespectacled and sometimes pretentious, but we’re hard workers. Graphic Designers!