countdown until somebody remakes this video with nic cage’s face in place of johnny t’s begins now.
mo’ money, mo’ problems.
FAKE, but pretty funny. the best of her videos for sure.
there’s a punchline somewhere here…oh well.
i especially enjoy the part at 2:25 when he realizes he’s been talking to more than one person this entire time.
…and two ears, and eleven toes, and seventeen teeth…
i can’t let myself believe that this is real. if it’s real, it’s horrible, and if it’s fake, it’s horrible.
but i’m glad it’s going to be in the archives of the internet forever, because one day it’s going to help us legalize same sex marriage. (isn’t it?)
oh yeah? well, the jerkstore called, and they’re running out of you!!
you guys are talking as though you didn’t know this tour was brought to us by AMERICAN EXPRESS.
that said, i also saw him in austin, and i think some of briad’s comments are right on. and while i also agree with some of your complaints, gabe, i didn’t let them ruin my experience of seeing conan o’brien, my very funny friend from the television box, on the only comedy tour of his career. how can you go to something like that and not let yourself enjoy yourself?
bbl, videogum. bbl.
p.s. i don’t like my new password. can i have my old one back?
and by jacob’s touch attraction, of course, i mean that their souls belong to the island, because jacob stole them. i’ll see myself out.
maybe she used to be a candidate, but she still has that jacob’s touch attraction to the island? am i watching this show right?
but did you notice the numbers next to the six names in the cave? 4 – locke, 8 – reyes, 15 – ford, 16 – jarrah, 23 – shephard, 42 – kwon. fer real. look it up for yourself: abc dot com.
so, according to jacob’s cave, kate isn’t even a candidate, right? she was just a coincidence. so why are we wasting so much plot on her, anyway?? prediction: kate wins the island in the end.
yeah, because the other 49 seconds were just drowning in sincerity.
it’s over, ginger kid. it’s just…over. i’m sorry.
it’s weird. i imagine that you’re completely baked every time i read one of your comments. so, naturally, your new avatar is really throwing me off. that said, i do like the added efforts you’re making with the green font, even if it reinforces my inclinations about you. you know, because green.
heh. yeah. i read it after i posted it and it felt snarky, but it’s completely sincere. this is the only worthwhile place on the entire internet. you know that. i know that. i thought this was an implicitly kumbaya post, is all.
jesus. isn’t gabe the best, you guys? he never really takes his finger off of the pulse of humanity, or of common decency, or of taste. videogum is the heart and soul of the internet.
lots of love for the choice in-game photo, gabe.
who downvoted all of these? that’s just mean-spirited. that reminds me: mean squirrels.
sex & the kitty. (sorry.)
this one was particularly good, cinematographically speaking.
“sorry i’m late. a giant leach got me.”
up was good, but that’s not going to get me to give any sort of damn about this year’s oscars. it’s nice to see a serious man up for best picture, though. on a somewhat related note, colin firth was not in that movie.