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 0Posted on Feb 12th, 2013 | re: James Franco's German Art Show Is Called "Gay Town"? (9 comments)

GAY.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2013 | re: Sweet Brown For Teeth (12 comments)

Agreed. She should be selling “Sweet Jesus Cold Pop.”

 +1Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: What To Do If You See Someone Who Looks Like Taylor Swift In The Library (29 comments)

OMG!! It’s fulla stars!! I loved the drowning clown. And the chainsaw. I am drinking calming tea right now. Fwhew.

 +3Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: What To Do If You See Someone Who Looks Like Taylor Swift In The Library (29 comments)

Drowning tea clowns are scary? Are they noisy and poorly lit too?

That’s “West Virginia [winks]“

I think the one on the left is a DOG. I have no basis for this opinion, however.

 +3Posted on Jan 24th, 2013 | re: Could Robert Pattinson Be The Next James Bond?! (38 comments)

…going from strong to up.

 +2Posted on Jan 2nd, 2013 | re: What's Your New Year's Television Resolution? (72 comments)

It may be possible to watch it all before the finale, but probably not advisable. I just glutted on Walking Dead for a week and now I’m scared when babies hiss at me.

 0Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

I thought it was his Morpheus impression.

 +7Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

Yup. Even a snake could have thought of that.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry's "Fireworks" By Yoko Ono (36 comments)

She just found out that Sears has sold out the men’s Elmo Boxers. So sad.

 +6Posted on Dec 10th, 2012 | re: Merry Christmas From Mario Lopez (20 comments)

She already took his pants.

 -2Posted on Dec 7th, 2012 | re: Ugh, Jurassic Prank! (29 comments)

Hi Kelly!! I didn’t welcome you because we were supposed to to that somewhere else, but I really really liked this so WELCOME and THANKYOO!!

Oh wait. Now I understand. It’s like VEGEMITE. DUH.

Me too!! I’m sitting here thinking this is a PRESENT for some PEOPLE?? It’s so wrong bad nasty ewwwwwwwwww. Not a present. Not.

 +1Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Friday Adele Butterdance Party! (18 comments)

I had to watch the whole thing to confirm: the butter holds up surprisingly well and the “audience” never thinks to throw toast.

“I still can’t find my eye patch and I’ve looked… EVERYWHERE!!”

 0Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: Everyone Saw A Movie This Past Weekend, Did You? (54 comments)

I took all my daughters to see Breaking Wind 5. Their reactions to the decapitations were hilarious as usual. Totally worth it!!

 +5Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick (65 comments)

Um. In order to appreciate Marilyn Monroe, you have to appreciate that not every actress was a bimbo-archetype-wannabe. She was one of the first to jump from pin-up to screen, instead of the other way around and she would casually flaunt her body in a way that was very shocking at the time. Oh. Wait. What was the question?

 +8Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood (121 comments)

Please lose more bets!!

“I can’t feel my face. But YOU can…”