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 0Posted on Mar 28th | re: Automatic Pizza Ordering Refrigerator Magnet, GOD DAMN FINALLY (23 comments)

perhaps i should say “my only complaint about living on the east coast is the lack of green chile on pizza.” i.e. firstworldproblems.

 0Posted on Mar 28th | re: Automatic Pizza Ordering Refrigerator Magnet, GOD DAMN FINALLY (23 comments)

that is literally the most annoying thing. that does not make it a drag. that is my singular largest complaint. i much prefer living on the east coast to living in albuquerque. but that’s just me.

 +1Posted on Mar 28th | re: A Robot Can Jump Very High (16 comments)

that is creepy.

 +7Posted on Mar 28th | re: Normal Couple Has Normal Twilight Wedding/Life (10 comments)

“the couple wanted to share their marital last name, but abby wasn’t particularly fond of his former surname.”

cunt. nope. she just sounds like a looney.

 +1Posted on Mar 28th | re: Automatic Pizza Ordering Refrigerator Magnet, GOD DAMN FINALLY (23 comments)

most annoying thing about the east coast is the lack of green chile availability on pizza.

 +2Posted on Mar 28th | re: Automatic Pizza Ordering Refrigerator Magnet, GOD DAMN FINALLY (23 comments)

with green chile.

 +10Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

i agree wholeheartedly. there is an awful lot about corporations that is awful, but we must start somewhere.

perhaps this will lead to brand improvement for j.c. penny which will inspire other brands to hire homosexual spokespeople and then eventually we can all hold hands and just have a big snuggle fest. i figure once the bigots of middle america have decided they can buy something endorsed by ellen or neil patrick harris, perhaps they will no longer use derogatory words towards homosexuals, and eventually we will all live in some utopian society…then again, maybe not!

 +14Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

my breasts are glorious. feel free to stare away.

 +9Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

i’ll make it a mad men reference. it’s like when campbell tried to sell teevees by advertising in jet and the company didn’t want their product associated with negro users. j.c. penny is pretty foward thinking with this move methinks (fingers crossed).

 +7Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

just my thoughts on why it’s good to have homosexuals who are out in advertisements…

 +18Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny's Brand Image (72 comments)

when they cut you out of advertisements they make you feel unwanted. media in the u.s. is designed to make you feel desirable. they want to make you anxious and worry that you aren’t good enough for their product, or that you require your product to be good enough for society. when they cut your sub-group out completely it makes you feel a little less inside. everyone wants to see someone that reminds them they are normal on teevee.

 +3Posted on Feb 8th | re: Feel Better About Yourself Soon, Robert Pattinson! (44 comments)

he’s an actor, i.e. professional liar. they fake everything. of course he can lie.

 +5Posted on Jan 24th | re: Reacting To Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Spoiler Prank (18 comments)

hank is by far one of the best law enforcement agents on the teevee. he is so much like a real cop, kind of a dick but with his heart in the right place (so i guess he’s like a small percentage of real police, because a lot of the albuquerque police department is not so good. i am not a fan).

 +4Posted on Jan 24th | re: Reacting To Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Spoiler Prank (18 comments)

seriously though, everytime i get a glimpse of marie and her kitchen wares i get a little frustrated. no one is that coordinated, no one. she has a completely purple life. it drives me insane. out of everything in this damn show that could get on my nerves, that is what my o.c.d. has decided to fixate itself on, stupid purple kitchen wares.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: NSFW: "Me And My Mom Dancing To My Neck My Back" (39 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOOoso-8zdE, still my favorite meth psa…i feel like the others go too far. all my meth addict friends really like to overpluck.

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: NSFW: "Me And My Mom Dancing To My Neck My Back" (39 comments)

thank god the youtubes did not exist when i was a child. i wonder what her explanation to future employers will be…

 +3Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

if it was a based on mutual respect and admiration for each other she would not defer to his authority as the sole authority and he would ask her opinion. the show basically reinforces that he is the only intelligent one in the house and she is there to serve him. it just makes me sick.

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

because she completely submits to his authority in every way. she plays into the whole man as head of the house mantra (which was probably fed to her by her father and mother) so much so that it seems she is just an extension of his will. it reminds me of that woman who drowned her children in the bathtub…i am blanking and i have to run to my second shift at work otherwise i would look it up…he demands her submission (which she willingly gives because it is the only way that she has been taught a woman should behave in marriage) and he is oblivious to her feelings/wants because he doesn’t bother to ask.

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: This Friday Night Lights Tattoo Is The One True Tattoo (18 comments)

these people with their crappy tattoos just make those of us with amazingly tasteful tattoos look bad. jesus loves me and my tattoos or whatever.

 +6Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (23 comments)

i hate the duggars. there is a special place in hell for men who are that controlling and abusive of their wives. and it is spousal abuse. i would be willing to bet she was abused in a similar manner by her father. there is no way that this woman voluntarily got pregnant with twenty children. her father probably made her feel unwanted. ugh, i have been angry about this all day. there is not enough food to feed the current population of the planet and here you have some cult fucks advocating no birth control and tlc gives them a show through which they can promote their fucktard message. shoot me, please…after i down this bottle of tequila please.

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Andy Serkis (19 comments)

cc anne hathaway

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: How Psyched Are You For The 3D Popeye Movie? (19 comments)

or was this not a common song sang during different variations of hand slapping games amongst the other videogum youths???

 +4Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: How Psyched Are You For The 3D Popeye Movie? (19 comments)

how about “he’s popeye the sailor man, he lives in a garbage can, on top of a heater, he’ll cut off your weiner, he’s popeye the sailor man.”

 0Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: Herman Cain Does NOT Think Smoking Is Cool (13 comments)

but the smokers get more breaks at work….