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 +15Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

it has been so long since i was able to read/comment. this is so sad. tears all around. you are all such funny lovely folks.

 +6Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Casting The Reality Bites NBC Show (49 comments)

courtney stodden will play a child with caring parents who do not prostitute her out to an older gentleman for all the monies.

 +6Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Casting The Reality Bites NBC Show (49 comments)

there’s no way this can go wrong. (as far as i am concerned coming to america was his last movie ever.) it would be a great opportunity for him to come out of seclusion.

 +8Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video (18 comments)

richard simmons is one of those people that it seems to be fine to make fun of (because obviously) but he just wants to help the ladies lose the weight with a smile and for that i commend him. you work that wig richard. keep on keepin’ on.

 +7Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video (18 comments)

this is hands down rupauls best wig. i love the fly to the side look.

 +3Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

and the third. they are all equally hilarious. the marlon brando gif in the second review was a+. he was one sexy fellow in his day.

 +3Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (16 comments)

if he wasn’t so short aziz would totally be on my laminated list of celebrities i have permission to have sex with.

 +9Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

” if i ever, ever ever have to hear/read the words ‘inner goddess’ again, i’m going to construct a pyre out of tampons and maxi pads, light it, and toss unsuspecting women into it.”

this is the best line in a book review ever.

 +10Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

and yet i can’t get anyone to buy my socialist rant leaflets on the evils of capitalism and the white man. this world is kind of the worst.

 +6Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

ahh, so then my dismissal of it as misogynist crap disguised as literature was well founded. good.

 +6Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

now i know everything i need to know about this book i never wanted to know about!

 +10Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

didn’t i read somewhere that it was a twilight fan fiction? i feel like somehow i learned this and i decided never to pay attention to it again. spoiler, ashleigh hates fan fiction of poorly written books about savin’ it.

 +6Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Could Cara Delevigne Play The Lead In 50 Shades Of Grey?! (39 comments)

she’s pretty.

 +4Posted on Aug 22nd, 2013 | re: If Bob Filner Were Ryan Gosling (35 comments)

but in all seriousness, i don’t think ryan gosling eats cheese with his egg after a kale smoothie. the cheese completely cancels out the protein filled healthiness of the smoothie kelly. let’s be realistic.

 0Posted on Aug 22nd, 2013 | re: If Bob Filner Were Ryan Gosling (35 comments)

you mad?

 +10Posted on Aug 22nd, 2013 | re: R.I.P. The (500) Days Of Summer Bench (13 comments)

it’s almost like the state of california doesn’t really know how to manage finances that well…

 +4Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

i bet you got to the part that i spoiled for my friend. it is sad :(

 +6Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

i feel like the roosevelt’s were a pretty amazing couple. all the old folks i know (like older than my abuelo, he fought in vietnam and was active in the chican@ rights movement so j.f.k. is his favorite president, it could also be the catholic thing that attracted him to kennedy, not really sure) tend to count f.d.r. as the best president ever and i think they are onto something. he and his wife are a great example of what people should strive to be, even today.

 +3Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

i feel you on that. skipping a day of the routine (or changing it because of some reason) can mess up my whole body. i am a creature of habit gosh darn it. i need to keep this up if i want to be the finest me possible. (also, i love the frase “dewy tolkien elves!” it is not the standard of beauty i would have chosen, but it is perfect nonetheless.)

 +4Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

can you link me to your book so that i may find a copy? also, i always find racism where others don’t. but it’s always the non folks of color that are telling me something isn’t racist. i tend to think if someone feels that someone has been racist to them [and they are a person of color, i really don't feel it so much when white folks are like "reverse racism" (which is not even really a thing) and they complain about how hard it is to be white in today's america)] then they are probably right. it is not up to the oppressor to define the experience of the victim. that is not how this works.

 +4Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

i agree. no argument here. although, meth heads in general are not the sweetest. i am from albuquerque (meth is not as fun in reality as it is in hollywood, go figure). they can be manipulative and mean and completely without conscience when they are using (but so can the majority of addicts, so maybe i should say drug addicts are not the sweetest).

 +6Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

i have friends who do not work out and they still look awesome. it really messes with my mind. i have to intensely work out if i want to maintain a moderate figure. and i have to eat less and whatnot, it is so annoying. (luckily this is something that has always plagued me. i also have friends who were skinny and adorable in high school and for that reason they never had to work out so they didn’t learn how to do it right. now they are adults and they gain weight and it makes me feel better that at least this is not something that just popped out. i know how to be healthy, it just takes a lot of effort.)

 +4Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

talk to kelly about jesse.

also, i ruined season two of breaking bad for my friend yesterday. i did not know she was just watching (rather than re-watching like the rest of us normal folks have to do before we start a new season, am i right?) and i spoiled it. i suck.

 +6Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

my dad also eats “bacaroni & cheeseburger.” his heart is healthy, but his diabetes is not so much.

 +8Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

this seems like a worthwhile investment.