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my day was good. i started a post college graduation job with a salary and benefits and everything this week. i would feel like i was selling my soul but it is for a non-profit group so my soul is totes safe. other than that, i ate cottage cheese for breakfast and granola and walnuts for lunch (healthy eating sucks!). also, i am planning on decorating my cubicle! hooray for things that are mundane!
for some reason archie is the first comic series i really got into. i think it’s because we could buy them at the grocery store and my parents wouldn’t take me to buy comics at comic book stores. i will most likely see this movie and be disappointed. we (my sister and i) still have our collection of about two hundred archie’s digest books. even as a nerd i was pretty lame.
i understood all that. but there were characters that they completely forgot about after their prospective episodes. i feel like in particular we just lost maeby, and she is one of my favorites. and sasha baren cohens wife is pretty yes, but she is not my favorite actress and she definitely was a pretty boring character. but we focused more on her story line than on the story lines of characters we love, and that was my problem. also, the completely sexist overtones of the george senior story line bugged the hell out of me. a new addition that i did love was debrie. she was another character that i felt carried the classic air of arrested development. i just…i wanted something else. i realize they are going to have to make a movie. i just assumed that there would be something complete that came out of forty minute long episodes. but…i guess i have to wait again.
i honestly did love the addition of terry crews. i love him. love the reality show he has/had? with his family on the bet. i just think herbert love was a good kind of classic arrested character.
the speed was actually one of the things i actually liked. i loved how everything was so well tied together and when i re-watched a second time it was fun to look for the other cast members storylines throughout the rest of the show. everything else was kind of…ugh.
seriously though, i have been needing to vent this. we have no idea what is going on with half of the story lines and then the other half are stuck in mid-conflict or merely hanging with no resolution. never mind that the whole thing was slightly racist and really fucking rapey, what the fuck was with the end? there was no end! what happened to maeby? what happened to lindsay? their stories were just left hanging. i really enjoyed the transition from episode to episode. it was brilliant how they were able to integrate the stories and make it run seamlessly…but there was no ending. are we getting more episodes? to me it seems like the whole project was just a “who’s who” of hollywood arrested development fans. sure some of the cameos were fun but a lot of them seemed un-necessary and kind of fucking lame. instead of focusing on something cohesive for the sake of the viewer, it was like they were jacking off for the industry. it wasn’t the industry that thirsted for a fourth season, it was the viewers. we wanted some sort of closure. and now it’s just like, nooooope. no closure for you. ugh. there better be another season or a movie or something. this shit is not cool.
i read on the internet that in his most recent attempt to access some model pussy leonardo was rebuked. this unconfirmed internet rumor made me feel better about my inability to find a job after graduation, even leo fails sometimes!
there’s enough meat on that bone to make a stew!
it says “leather daddy.”
and all of my weird hair cuts have been the result of anxiety induced attacks my hands have perpetrated on my hair.
when you think about addiction and how us normal people are encouraged to recover from the excessive use of drugs in order to live our lives with purpose and goals and stuff, it is just all kind of rendered bullshit after reading an interview with a millionaire who is obviously smoking some of that good shit. what i am saying is, these guys have access to all the good drugs.
maybe they can parkour in their “sport sandals.” but i am not sure how effective sandals are for chasing live humans and trying to eat their brains.
yes to pizza! no to dominos.
my brother-in-law works at dominos. i can’t really justify shopping there because he was told that if obama got elected they would have to cut the hours of the drivers and also their pay because obamacare is an evil money grabbing thing (much like people who use psychologically manipulative campaigns directed at lazy dvd watchers).
this makes me want to return to my favorite childhood movies and see if they hold up to the test of time. as a child i thought camp nowhere was a masterpiece, it was one of my top movies. i wonder if this would hold true now? also, wild america anyone? that was like two sexy dudes (and one forgettable older person) in the wild. also it is creeping me out that these poor men have been fetishized since their childhoods. and now i feel weird.
i loved him, i know he usually played the douchebag hot friend who was awful, but he was so sexy to me as a ten year old girl (and now i will spend the rest of the day wondering why a ten year old finds another child sexy?). i loved him in camp nowhere.
that is one of the best things about being let go off in such a douchey manner. it allows you to realize that your partner was actually an awful person right off the bat.
i love it when people change their status to single and it is obvious that the other half did not know. what a public on the internet way to dump someone.
also, i am sorry you got dumped via e-mail. that would annoy me.
if she did choose to use the lame picture that makes her look fake she would be one of millions of people who already misrepresent themselves on the internet. i like statistics, so i was reading the okcupid statistical analysis blog one time and it was awesome, here is a link if you want to read it.
i was going to upvote the bottle, but your logic is infallible.
it is spanish linguistics, more specifically the history of spanish linguistics, which is a very specific area of study that will most definitely allow me to get a job outside of serving really easily i am sure. i am an undergraduate student in spanish linguistics, but for my specific program you have to write a thesis and my thesis is on the arabic linguistic history of spanish. it would be really fun if it was just “hey, these are some words that are used in both arabic and spanish” (which is what i was hoping it was going to be when i proposed the paper, but my adviser was like “we should make this specific and you should cover the linguistic transition to make it something that will translate well into grad school work. jajajaja, translating linguistically is so easy and fun!” <– that is sarcasm because it is not fun and my adviser is awesome because he genuinely loves his job and linguistics are his favorite thing, but i am more of a fan of pizza). i really enjoy linguistics most of the time, it's just writing the next twenty pages of this has been tedious and i can't figure out the right symbols on this version of word that is on my school computer and it's just…i will power through!
sadly no. but my dad did buy me a shirt made of hemp once that supported decriminalized weed in california. i don’t think you can smoke hemp though…
also, can i just thank the videogum staff and community for making this finals week bearable. if it weren’t for you i would not be able to laugh in this anxiety ridden period of putting off twenty page papers and not studying for exams. (i only comment this much when i have the extreme need to put off thinking and writing about the linguistic arabic roots of spanish). you make my days brighter!
apparently white people need to learn how to use the piñata. it is not that hard y’all.
celebrities, they deal with their drug addicted/alcoholic parents just like us!
this brings me to why i like the rock (in spite of his pain gain thing), he bought his mother a bunch of stuff to make up for the fact that their stuff was repossessed when he was a child. this kind of giving back to the people who raised you (and sacrificed a bunch of stuff to keep food on you and stuff) makes me like people.