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I prefer sorbet, but I’m a whore.
(Wait, was she Yaybortion or Nobortion? I couldn’t actually finish watching the video.)
Could not agree more. I’m going out of my way to avoid this today, and I don’t feel like that should be MY responsibility.
And here I was, expecting him to be clotheslined by a firehose, like some kind of obvious jerk.
Google images says “maybe!”
It’s always weird when you come across a human being so reprehensible, you actively hope they suffered debilitating abuse as a child, just so you can summon some vague understanding that, perhaps, under a perfect storm of terrifying cruelty during a person’s formative years, they could grow into an actual monster that lacks even rudimentary human emotions.
But then again, Jaycee Duggard does not appear to be fucking with dying children, so mostly this woman is just a hellbeast and should probably be put down.
Have they tried explaining this in British accents?
She is very much looking forward to college.
Holy shit, Fred is the most annoying thing I have ever seen. I’m not even tryinig to be funny or pithy here. It’s that awful. I know every generation thinks the generation (or two? I don’t even know how old I am anymore) under them is the worst at everything, but seriously: Fred is terrible. Everyone goes to bed without dinner.
Like all disgusting people, I have accidently had a sip of soapy water with a cigarette in it. It is The Best at making everyone vomit/
Life’s most poignant lessons are always learned in bathrooms.
Macrobiotic sleep is actualliy healthier.
I always wonder what I would think of famous people if they were normal losers. Like, if Jack White were my mechanic, I would be pretty sure he’s a rapist. If Michael Emerson were anything in this world other than an actor, though, I would still love him and tell him he should totally try acting.
My favorite is “late night.” Thanks for the clarification, internet!
It’s almost like someone who is paid to be funny and has spent years practicing being funny is pretty darn good at being funny! What a bold new direction for a comedy show to take!
My little sister was terribly afraid of wolves when she was about six years old. One night, my mom propped a ladder outside of her bedroom window and waited until dad flipped the breaker in the basement to make howling noises right by her tiny little bed. I waited outside of her door to laugh as she ran screaming. Family time! (True story.)
In retrospect, my parents were only a little older than I am now. It’s not like they were out drinking and having REAL fun. You make entertainment where you can.