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 +5Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The University Of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face (120 comments)

No way. I’m sorry, but that’s ridiculous. As a grownup Canadian male, I am very much aware of the racial politics of black-face – and I think you would have to be a completely ignorant tool drunk on your own white privilege to not understand how incredibly racist it is.

That is all.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Raps, OBVIOUSLY (61 comments)

I am now going to make sure that the world ends on May 21st. Thanks Gabe.

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: What Should Glenn Beck Name His Cable Network? (90 comments)

Screaming Crypto Anti-Semite Anti-Muslim Lunatic Wets His Pants Regularly News

 +7Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome Is Our Generation's Brokencyde (86 comments)

Uh guys, is it normal for your ears to start crying and threatening to leave you forever?

 +17Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Misfits is good and you should watch it! (163 comments)

I agree with everything this post says and would like to subscribe to its newsletter.

 +21Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Who is Arcade Fire? (107 comments)

Basically a repost of what I said on Reddit, but I was completely baffled that so many people seemed not to know who they are. They’ve put out three albums and have been nominated for a Grammy every single time. They’ve played on SNL and on David Letterman, they’ve been profiled in Rolling Stone and other mainstream music press, and their songs have been featured prominently in a lot of popular TV shows and movies. I mean, if you haven’t heard of them, maybe you just don’t know that much about popular music? Maybe? It’s okay, that doesn’t make you a bad person.

 +42Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bill O'Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please (85 comments)

As a follow up question: Could Jesus make a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?

 +14Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Bob Nelson (76 comments)

Wow. What an amazingly compelling argument. You have COMPLETELY changed my mind about the entire gay marriage issue. That smug little smile on your face as you were so impressed by your own cleverness just sealed the deal. Bravo, sir! Bravo I say! What a magnificent intellect, what a complex, nuanced discussion of the issue, what a keen, fastidious mind you have!

What a fucking asshole.

 +5Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Ted Haggard Rests His Case, Coming Soon To TLC (77 comments)

You’re right, who are we to say that being honest about who you are will make you happy? I’m sure many gummers can attest to the joys and happiness that comes with lying to yourself and living a hollow shell of a life.

 +32Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Ted Haggard Rests His Case, Coming Soon To TLC (77 comments)

Ted Haggard, you’re gay.

 +11Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

This message was paid for by the friends of chocolate ice cream.

 0Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: That's Your Videogame: Sonderkommando Revolt (87 comments)

Hells to the yeah. Upvotes for you.

 +12Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Videogame: Sonderkommando Revolt (87 comments)

I know this old, but it still applies:

 +24Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

Forget the CDC, looks like somebody needs the WAHHHHHH-mbulance

 +8Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Mean Girls 2 Trailer, You Guys (78 comments)

None for you, Glenn Coco. None for you.

 +5Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: HEAVEN DEFINITELY EXISTS! (190 comments)

Well, that settles that question. Next up, is there a hell? We’re going to a bad kid, a bus, and about fifteen minutes.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Lake Shore Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too! (116 comments)

Great. First the G20, now this.

 +2Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Colleen Thomas Explains Monday's Secret Missile Launch (64 comments)

She’s pretty.

 +27Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: The Great Internet Experiment Is Over (Please?) (64 comments)

 +16Posted on Oct 5th, 2010 | re: Jon Stewart Responds To Rick Sanchez About The Whole "Jew Media" Thing (84 comments)

I thought it was somewhat classy of Stewart, after being called a bigot and part of the international jewish conspiracy, to actually DEFEND Rick Sanchez and say that he didn’t think that Sanchez is actually racist. Granted, saying “I don’t think X is a bigoted racist, I just think he’s a buffoon” is a textbook example of damning with faint praise, but still.

 +3Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: Donald Duck And Glenn Beck For Some Reason (51 comments)

You know who I hate? James A. Garfield! Fuck that guy!

 +10Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend's Boyfriend: Mike Cox (104 comments)

I give up

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Andrew Shirvell (147 comments)

Sheesh. After reading one post, the only thing that comes to mind is “lighten up, Francis”.

 +8Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Myst: The Movie Gives Me Memory Hives (98 comments)

Is the movie going to be true to the Myst experience and have me cry tears of frustration because I don’t know what’s going on anymore?