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Catsablanca
Fuck IT! Well do it live with a loufa.
Okay, Who forgot to say “Cheese”?
Hi,
I’ve just woken up from a long nap after losing my entire mining crew due to the unforeseen result of a bug getting onto our ship. Long story short, I’m kind of an expert on this bug, even though I don’t know that much. Now the corporation I work for has teamed up with a bunch of mercenaries/marines to return to the place we first found the bug in case the infestation has taken over another local business there.
Long story short, there are a lot more bugs this time and I’ve got to make sure they never harm anybody again. Also, I found a little orphan girl. I’m having very maternal instincts towards this orphan and I hope to use her to fill a void in my life. Can you suggest anyway to save her and make sure these bugs never hurt anybody again?
Nothing screams, I Don’t Care, like screaming “I DON’T CARE”
That pregnant guy (0:53) needs to know every tattoo you get, the baby gets
My friend and I were at work, where we are low-level employees for a Mid-Level Insurance firm, and we discovered a plan to defraud the company of $2 Million Dollars. We’ve discussed this problem with our boss and he was so proud of us finding the plan that he has invited us out to his Long Island beach house for the weekend. Well, we arrived and found our boss dead, apparently of a heroin overdose, but we also found a letter that implicated us in the scheme. Now all of his friends and work associates are coming over for a party all weekend. Please help!!!
Please try to stay on topic uhuh, We’re discussing Dana Barrett here
Conan: My Tonight Show is going to make America forget that the last 15 Laugh Free Years and I’ll be crowned the next Johnny Carson.
Leno: My dismal lead in numbers are going to make America forget that you are on.




















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