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People STILL don’t understand why Gwyneth Paltrow insisted on doing her own dancing in Country Strong.
Yes, tripe is very tasty. See: The Simpsons – Season 7, Episode 5: Lisa the Vegetarian.
I’m assuming you mean Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who is also my boyfriend. I occasionally grudge-fuck him to punish him for making Brick. It does not seem to have had any effect, as grudge-fucking is not a punishment so much as a reward.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is still my boyfriend too, but I occasionally grudge-fuck him as punishment for making this movie. He hasn’t really learned his lesson, as grudge-fucking doesn’t seem like a punishment so much as a reward.
I see nominating Brick has earned me seven downvotes, meaning that movie has seven more fans than I initially thought. Fair enough. After the beating I took for nominating Eyes Wide Shut, I might as well go for a second run as the bottom-feeder of Monster’s Ball!
From dictionary.com:
–adjective
3. of, pertaining to, or characterized by fraudulent intellectuality
When you have high school students talking like they’re hard-boiled detectives out of a 1940′s noir, jocks reciting Shakespearan soliloquies, and teenage socialites reciting spoken-word poetry while playing piano (which by the way garnered an ass-beating, not applause, when I was in high school), you clearly aspire to have your movie perceived as intellectual and deep, when none of those things come close to describing the pile of shit you’ve transferred to film. Not trying to be a smarmy asshole here, but I actually put a lot of thought into why I hated this movie and I had to show you why I believe I accurately described it by calling it “pseudo-intellectual.”
Speaking of insufferable, pseudo-intellectual movies, I hereby nominate Brick, with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Netflix must’ve thought it was pretty goddamn funny to recommend that movie to me. It is up there with Boondock Saints and Wild Wild West, and that is saying something.
Seconded. I also (re)submit Eyes WIde Shut. No offense to That One, but I watched it again, and that movie is still a piece of shit. Also, please do Wild Wild West Gabe – it is the kind of movie the Hunt is made for.
MTV: What, you were going to read a book? No homo.
Whenever I’m mulling over an important decision, this is what my brain both looks and sounds like.