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 +9Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries (66 comments)

“Who do you think you Lindsay Lohan? I am!” – Anne Hathaway’s bowling line probably.

{Insert Martha Stewart jail/bitch joke here}

 +4Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

Remember when you were King Kong…now act just like that but…smaller.

 +4Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer Open Thread (62 comments)

This movie should be called The Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins Invetigates

“I’m not as president as you drunk I am” – rick perry’s shirt probably.

 +4Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri (38 comments)

Also, I realize gay people gross some people out (grow up dumb people), but you know what grosses me out? The “breasts” Guy Fieri is so keen to gaze at are almost always 60-year old diner grandma’s! Not that grandma’s aren’t great, I love grandma’s but I do not love grandma breasts…no offense everyone’s grandma.

 +49Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri (38 comments)

Gabe, are you sure my boyfriend isn’t the lead singer of Smash Mouth?

“Survived” is German for “cheated on and humiliated” so actually it’s not ironic.

 +9Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean 5: …C’mon!

 +11Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean 5: They’ve Made A Huge Mistake

 +23Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

There’s always jokes in the banana stand…

 +22Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

Lemonade Stand by Me

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

500 Rays of Sunburn (more sorry)

 +2Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

Children of the Corncobs

 +16Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff? (101 comments)

“He said it was just a name!”
“What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.”

anyone?…

 +15Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff? (101 comments)

I know you said ‘no comment’ Gabe, but allow me to comment on the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon. What a magnificent piece of shit.

 +8Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Evolution!

The Chronicles of Riddick!

Paparrazi!

Enough!

Event Horizon!

Demolition Man!

Troy!

Don’t even get me started on Troy.

 +10Posted on May 2nd, 2011 | re: Predicting Tonight's Terrible Jay Leno Monologue Jokes (71 comments)

Osama’s death happened on the 8th year anniversary of former Pres. Bush’s Mission Accomplished speech…when asked about the coincidence, Bush said, “Go away, I’m hung over.”

 +9Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

A History of Violets

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bloom

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Marigoldfinger

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Gardenia State

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 52: Spring Movies! (123 comments)

Seventh inning stretch Samurai

“Al Roker, Kelly Ripa AND crepes? Thats some white nonsense.”

 +4Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

why I otter give you a big hug.
#thank