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Remember when you were King Kong…now act just like that but…smaller.

 +4Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer Open Thread (62 comments)

This movie should be called The Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins Invetigates

“I’m not as president as you drunk I am” – rick perry’s shirt probably.

 +3Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri (38 comments)

Also, I realize gay people gross some people out (grow up dumb people), but you know what grosses me out? The “breasts” Guy Fieri is so keen to gaze at are almost always 60-year old diner grandma’s! Not that grandma’s aren’t great, I love grandma’s but I do not love grandma breasts…no offense everyone’s grandma.

 +48Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri (38 comments)

Gabe, are you sure my boyfriend isn’t the lead singer of Smash Mouth?

“Survived” is German for “cheated on and humiliated” so actually it’s not ironic.

 +9Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean 5: …C’mon!

 +11Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean 5: They’ve Made A Huge Mistake

 +23Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

There’s always jokes in the banana stand…

 +22Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Summer Movies (112 comments)

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