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 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: These Are Your Tampons: Sarah Connor Limited Edition Tampons (60 comments)

the real version is actually more terrifying to me. There are at least a dozen signs that the picture isn’t of a real person.

 +26Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Relax, James Franco (79 comments)

I hope he doesn’t expect anyone to refer to him as Doctor James Franco when he’s done.

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Happy Pesach, Jews! (65 comments)

hours later, I notice I said “the” instead of “that.” OH NO!

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Medical Shows On TV Are Not Real (129 comments)

what can I say, I’m a European.

 +1Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Happy Pesach, Jews! (65 comments)

it’s very appropriate the every picture with a recipe on that page looks like a pile of garbage.

 +6Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: New York State Senator Eric Adams Tackles The Tough Issues (61 comments)

Just another politician corrupted by the evil influence of Big Pants.

 +8Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Medical Shows On TV Are Not Real (129 comments)

Also, TV is unrealistic? A form of entertainment that is by and large escapist by its very nature and purpose gets the “reality” of an ultimately tedious and thankless job wrong? Real shocker, that. Thanks, Johns Hopkins. This is a good use of your research money.

 +5Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: New York State Senator Eric Adams Tackles The Tough Issues (61 comments)

Having the entire state of New York share one pair of pants seems like a great way to increase hygiene standards, at very least.

 +4Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Medical Shows On TV Are Not Real (129 comments)

Once again, science ruins everything.

 +6Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Old People React To The Winners Of The 2010 Kids' Choice Awards (65 comments)

This needs a “cute as balls” tag, I think.

 +3Posted on Mar 29th, 2010 | re: Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet (42 comments)

I guess the message is that you should oppose groupthink by wearing your clothes in an INDIVIDUALISTIC and EVOLVING way. comfort is for conformists.

yes, it takes a lot of “courage” (desire for attention) to “apologize” (make excuses) for a movie everyone agrees was terrible, ten years after the fact. Thanks, Shapiro, you’re truly an American hero.

Also, you look like this:

good job.

 +1Posted on Mar 27th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

you’re absolutely right about the illusion of things working themselves out. agency is terrifying. fortunately the subject matter has enough of a life of its own that it feels like I’m giving words to something rather than generating something.

 +3Posted on Mar 27th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

I’m counting on my years of message board experience to see me through.

 +13Posted on Mar 27th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

Well, since it appears to be the cool thing to do, I’m using Monsters’ Ball to introduce myself too. I’m yet another long-time reader who’s been too goddamn lazy to comment. Now, since I’m writing a thesis and thus constantly on my computer, I feel the need for new distractions, so here I am. Hopefully my current bitterness and stress will translate into wit.

 0Posted on Mar 27th, 2010 | re: Dog Eats A Cop Car (28 comments)

The best part is that they apparently tried to pepper spray and tase the dog, but neither worked. Winston the Bulldog is truly a hardened criminal.