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 +10Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: So, We All Watched The Whole First Season Of New Girl, Right? (66 comments)

I want Nick’s drunk voice to the voice of my GPS.

 +9Posted on Apr 9th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

I though the Hunger Games sketch was a win. I feel like they should have put it on the show earlier.

 +1Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis C.K.'s Yearbook Photo (4 comments)

I was going to say that he looks like my Senior year prom date, which is funny, since I’m pretty sure he did sell underweight bags of weed.

 +17Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph And Sleigh Bells (62 comments)

I want to be Bill Hader’s friend. This gif just reinforces that.

 +1Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Happy Valentine's Day From Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchinson! (33 comments)

Pictures like this make me remember why I am celebrating Anna Howard Shaw day today.

 +21Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Zooey Deschanel And Karmin (32 comments)

I cannot explain why I like “Les Jeunes De Paris” sketches, but this week I can: Jean DuJardin. Fabulous.

 +9Posted on Feb 9th, 2012 | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (42 comments)

You Can Make it Up: Bill O’Reilly and Ellen Agree.

Now THAT must have been one unintelligible conversation.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: The Rock Will Be President Someday, Says The Rock (45 comments)

Maybe he took The Rock Obama SNL sketch too seriously?

Nor Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

(Not counting Man of the House, of course.)

 +11Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Bridget Jones's Diary 3 DELAYED! (24 comments)

When I studied abroad, they closed down my street for a day because there had been a “stabbing incident” outside my building one night. That was code for “extremely murdered.”

 +5Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: 42 Saint Bernards (34 comments)

I was going to try and say something funny, but why? This comment is perfect.

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Perfect George Clooney Look-Alike Heading To The Oscars (35 comments)

A suitcase of blue crystal meth and he never has to watch The Brothers Solomon.

 +13Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012 | re: Perfect George Clooney Look-Alike Heading To The Oscars (35 comments)

I was already planning on taking a shot every time they cut to Clooney during the telecast.

Now I secretly hope they accidentally cut to David Glendon.

It’s my civic duty to please that booty.

*applepiehubbub’s note: excuse me, I have to go take a shower now. New low.

 +2Posted on Jan 24th, 2012 | re: The State Of The Union Drinking Game (38 comments)

I’m not gonna lie…oddly enough, I like that sweater.

 +4Posted on Jan 24th, 2012 | re: Reacting To Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Spoiler Prank (21 comments)

Aaron Pranks or Jesse Prankman?


 +11Posted on Jan 23rd, 2012 | re: Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VIII! (35 comments)

The real winner of Puppy Bowl VIII? Me.

 +4Posted on Jan 16th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Golden Globe Awards (35 comments)

I’m calling 2012 an * year like they do in baseball because Breaking Bad wasn’t nominated for anything. Just saying.

 +9Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E02: 24 Hour Panther People (29 comments)

It’s nice that when Adam Scott gif day (also known as the Thursday Night Open Thread) goes on summer break, I have Alexsander Skarsgard jpeg as a back up. Thanks Videogum!

 +5Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Tony Awards (25 comments)

I didn’t watch either because I was busy watching the Miami Heat NOT win the Tony for their revival of “Showboat.”

Also, Game of Thrones on my DVR.

 +11Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: A The Room Tell-All Is Coming Soon (13 comments)

Me at the book signing: “Oh, Hi Mark.”


Little known fact: The Three Laws of Robotics originally had four laws:

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. A robot must always be making me cookies.

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

You Betcha Life

 +6Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames (103 comments)

Sarah, Palin Tall.