Profile 
Apartment Tiger
Website: -

Latest Comments

Comments

 +5Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Non-Scary Scary Movie Plot Synopses! (67 comments)

Also would have accepted: a bunch of scientists in Antarctica find a dog!

 +11Posted on Oct 25th, 2013 | re: Don't Go In The Water (14 comments)

“So I’m just out on a normal Tuesday morning, eating some herring and thinking about doing some jumps or whatever, and I see these two of those land idiots floating around on those stupid boards, only this time they have like a shiny rock and a big metal bucket or something. Stupid, but normal human stupid, right? Except literally 2 feet under these geniuses is one of those huge mindless eating machine fish, just staring at them. These two are basically stuffing themselves into the thing. So I zip over there and tell the big fish to fuck off while the two clowns just keep doing their seal imitations like it aint no thing. How the fuck do those things survive?”

 +4Posted on Oct 17th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing (53 comments)

Poor Norwegian guy. Plus he has the indignity of having his tragic back story featured in the hacky, CGI’d remake/prequel the Thing that no one asked for.

 +12Posted on Oct 17th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing (53 comments)

my favorite the Thing was when Childs is the Thing at the end but the movie just ends with him & MacReady staring at each other

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: The Newsroom S02E09: Election Night (Part 2) (17 comments)

As of right now, the Breaking Bad thread has almost 200 comments and this thread has 8. Sometimes there is justice in the world. (assuming justice = the number of blog comments a tv show gets, I suppose)

Oh Stephen King, never change your ways of having cool ideas and then no idea how to wrap them up.

 +6Posted on Jul 1st, 2013 | re: For Once And For All: What In The Hell Is Minecraft? (67 comments)

Virtual legos as seen from the perspective of a solitary lego person, alone in a vast and (at best) uncaring world. There is no objective. You can build stuff and keep safe from the random spiders and skeletons and exploding grass monsters that appear at night, but eventually you are going to go into the wrong cave and fall into a lava pit or something and then you just respawn right back where you started.

 +6Posted on Jun 18th, 2013 | re: Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)? (74 comments)

Also he had the brass balls to sue a journalist for defamation for calling Snyder greedy just because Snyder had been caught reselling bags of expired peanuts from a defunct airline to fans at games.

Actually everyone should read this because it is hilarious and because Snyder, who owns a team called THE REDSKINS, would claim that the scribbley devil beard & horns picture on this article was evidence of anti-semitism. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/

 +5Posted on Jun 18th, 2013 | re: Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)? (74 comments)

Come on the franchise is so progressive now! They made his secretary black, lets just give them a pass.

 +15Posted on Jun 18th, 2013 | re: Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)? (74 comments)

On a related note, we still have professional sports franchises called “The Redskins” and “The Indians” and people go crazy if you suggest that, hey maybe those are ridiculously awful names for things. This Johnny Depp things is weird and off putting because it is happening in a context that we aren’t used to, but in the sports world (which is a big part of our culture) this shit is going on every single day.

 +7Posted on Jun 10th, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread (59 comments)

They make it clear pretty early on this week that our man the Blackfish escaped and is free to continue roaming about the countryside, refusing to marry and enjoying the company of other men.

 +8Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

Read the new book if only to get introduced to the North’s fattest, most metal instrument of vengeance: Wyman Manderly.

 +3Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

Yeah, I’d be careful of Gabe too. Where Arya has faceless men, he has lawnmower men at his disposal.

 +9Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

I watch the show with a bunch of folks who aren’t grade-A-read-the-books-before-they-announced-the-show-turbonerds like me, and I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders now that this has happened and I don’t need to worry that I’m going to spoil it on accident for someone.

 +7Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

How dare you besmirch the honor of my darling Blackfish.

 +16Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

You can say “no offense, Mad Men” all you want, but just know that Matthew Weiner is now launching an intricate plot that is going to see you and your entire family gruesomely murdered at, like, a fourth of july picnic.

 +3Posted on May 13th, 2013 | re: Let's Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though (74 comments)

back in s2 I think Tyrion and Cersei had a talk about it, very similar to the “who tried to have me killed” convo they had a few weeks ago.

 +7Posted on May 13th, 2013 | re: Let's Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though (74 comments)

amy wins the race to respond correctly again! Littlefinger was a shitty nickname that he co-opted. So while geniuses like Edmure are patting themselves on the back about giving him a nickname that suggests he has a small dick, he is killing everyone.

 +3Posted on Mar 12th, 2013 | re: I'm Worried About Bam Margera, You Guys (22 comments)

Well now I’m worried about Chris Pontius. At least with Bam we know he has a loving family. The only thing I know for sure Pontius had in his life was a black thong and a bow tie.

 +3Posted on Mar 4th, 2013 | re: Are You The East Yorkshire Batman? (36 comments)

Can you imagine how impressed the other criminals are going to be? “How’d you get caught?” “Oh, my old lady called the cops on me while I was sleeping one off. You?” “I got taken down by the mother f’ing BATMAN.”

 +11Posted on Mar 1st, 2013 | re: Monsters Ball: The Week's Best Comments (29 comments)

I don’t know if I am prouder to have “achieved” the number 2 spot than I am disappointed in myself for giggling immediately when I saw my vote total, but it is a close call.

 +21Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

I hate it when Coach Taylor is disappointed in us, you guys. :(

 +72Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

“Local Idiot Learns it is not Okay to Call a Little Girl a Cunt.”

What Book 5 does have going for it is Fatass Weyman Manderly randomly pulling the most metal revenge subplot on some tertiary characters. The North Remembers is going to be a great tagline for that season.

Whoever uploaded this video has a way different definition of the word “successful” than I do