Gabe, that skirt is obz a Utilikilt. What I am more confused about is whether the pink thing on that guy’s head is a mohawk or the world’s saddest beret.

Can someone please tell me I am not crazy for not thinking this was the best movie ever made? That I actually thought that though beautiful and occasionally transcendent, it also misfired in many key points and in the last 15 minutes ended up drowning in its own pretensions. Am I that jaded? Does this mean I can no longer love?

In a few days I am actually moving to New York (Poughkeepsie is close to New York, shut up) for school and so I find it particularly cruel and unusual that this is 21+. Baby monsters don’t bite (because we haven’t teethed yet), you should let us join the fun sometime.

Sorry Gabe, but I think Idiocracy still holds that title, and based on the number of Brawndo jokes on Videogum I don’t think anyone disagrees.

Soft ga(y)be recapping My So Called Life is pretty much the best idea I’ve ever heard. Good thinking Bookworm! The things he’d say about Ricky…

Guys, I’m so happy right now but I also kind of taste the sad because of how AD is still cancelled.