It’s a shame the ad doesn’t show the next day when he is forced to get rid of the car after being fired because his parade float video went viral showing him to be the truant he is….

You may jest but I couldn’t count how often in my job that I’ve been glad that I have the professional skill to tell my customers to “!ffo kcuf”

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At the moment, seasons 9 and 10 of How I Met Your Mother are the best yet…. unless they get made.

“Zabielski … is a reserve police officer in West Hollywood.”

I like how this information appears to be provided just in case you were worried that any possible Police Academy remake would be in the hands of somebody who couldn’t provide the audience with the same standards of realistic law enforcement training practices that the original brought us.

“Kantor writes that Burton made up the room “in his signature creepy-comic style… He had turned the room into the Mad Hatter’s tea party, with a long table set with antique-looking linens, enormous stuffed animals in chairs, and tiered serving plates with treats like bone-shaped meringue cookies… Fruit punch was served in blood vials at the bar. Burton’s own Mad Hatter, the actor Johnny Depp, presided over the scene in full costume, standing up on a table to welcome everyone in character”

Isn’t this description unnecessarily long? I mean wouldn’t the more concise “Burton made up the room… so you know what it looked like” be more appropriate in the same way as trailers are a bit unnecessary for Burton’s films these days. We know what we’ll get.

Blatantly he’s not from this planet and I, for one, want to see his birth certificate.