As far as Top Chef goes, their comments while eating the dishes were clearly edited to make you think Plain Voltaggio was going home, instead of Fish Mouth. Spicy Voltaggio has been messing up lately, but they give him a pass as usual. Oh well…

Oh and Sara, spot on with the yellow teeth comment. Strikes me as a spoiled brat who was afraid of the dentist as a child so her parents never made her go. Much like the Lasik both she and Jessie desperately need.

Excellent recap, as always. Surprised it took this long to point out Jessie and Camille’s cross eyes. And I don’t think braces will cure Jessie’s annoying lisp, which makes her seem even uglier and thumbheadier.

I’m surprised you don’t mention the dark haired friend of Jessie and PC. Aside from being friends with those two, she seems the most reasonable person on the show, not Cole, who is just a douchebag.

While PC may be gay, the kid has wickedly good fashion sense. He is a slick motherfu*ker, you gotta give him that. Aside from some questionable glove things and the occasionally gay accessory, the dude knows how to dress.

Taylor really is just a robot, a cherubic robot without any hint of personality whatsoever. But she is pretty, so she’ll get far in life.

This show fascinates and repels me…

How ridiculous is it that NO ONE is bringing up the fact that Bethenny said her boobs were real? All she got was a lift? Please, who the f*** does she think she’s kidding?

Kelly is an absolute train wreck. She strikes me as either a current or former big time drug addict. She’s always sweating, she never makes any sense, she can’t remember things that happened yesterday much less months ago, something is up with her, and it is not just general stupidity. She is most definitely stupid, but she is also into some bad sh*t. How come no one asks her how much she spends on nannies for her kids considering she goes out every damn night it seems? And she never answered Bethenny’s question asking why Kelly’s altercation was never on the show. Kelly said hold on she was getting to it but never got to it.

The Countess does look great, but in person she is so damn skinny. In the first season I thought she came across the best, in the second season I began to despise her but she sort of redeemed herself by continually questioning comments made by kelly that were ridiculous.

Ramona is a freako, straight up. Certified nutbag.

Jill is just a dumb Jewess. It’s okay, I’m a Jew. She is such a typical New York yenta who never had to work a day in her life. She adds nothing to nothing.

Alex is nothing without Simon.

Bethenny is a moron who is occasionally funny. She is just so pathetic that it is sometimes hard to watch her. I love how she says she is dating around but there is someone special. Huh? Hey Bethenny, here’s a clue, if there’s a guy you really like, how about you guys try to be a little committed to each other? I know, you’re scared you’ll be rejected and hurt again. Bethenny is never going to get what she desires in lie because she is scary, and her strong personality will only attract total wimps, and she doesn’t like dudes like that. Plus, she is getting old. She’s done a better job covering up her balding issues, but she is still going bald, and badly. I feel bad for her.