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 +1Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: LL Cool J Is Spitting Truth Like Hot Fire About His New TV Show (16 comments)

Momma said watch this show!

…cause its something your mom would watch….

 +5Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Why Can't Juggalos And Maggots Just Be Friends? (96 comments)

true that, sir. why a lady-friend and myself were threatened by a Juggalo wielding a razor scooter, not two night ago, and we’re as geographically (west)coastal as one can be.

 +12Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

man that was FRESH! it was like the statement on the cult of celebrity from Harmony Korine’s “Mister Lonely” filtered through 80′s music video set design Expressionism. Nolan Thomas was down, but he turned around and rescued his little brother from the society of spectacle. They went home and rapped with one another, and all that was solid melted into air. the end.

FRESH!

 +4Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Did The MTV Video Music Awards Hand Out Stupid Pills? (43 comments)

In the realms of the Stupid

 +14Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Kids Teach Us The Importance Of Having Fun The Darndest Things (25 comments)

i can relate to this. even if the seeker counted to a million, i would just panic in the last three seconds and faceplant on the floor. and i don’t even mean “as a child”, i mean when i was playing hide and seek LAST FRIDAY!

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": The Invention Of Lying Press Junket (10 comments)

DANE COOK!!!!*

(*please downvote)

 -1Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: The Jay Leno Show Got Worse (48 comments)

Also; DAVID LETTERMAN! puttin out a quality show for nearly 3 decades. and present home of the hippest musical guest line-up this side of the Pond. big ups to him.

……….do people still give out “ups”?

 -1Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: The Jay Leno Show Got Worse (48 comments)

Totes ma’ Goats!
Jay Leno is Old America. His pomposity(yeah i just used that word), and bullying, and self-absorbed, intellectually static “comedy” that sticks to familiar Lewinski-populated territory, is akin to right-wing talk radio’s fear of the “egghead’s” taking control (i.e. Glenn Beck’s trotskyite “oligarchy” fear-mongering, or anne coulter’s “”When contemplating college liberals, … We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too”, lunacy.) I really don’t mean to overly politicize this, as i think American’s have a died in the wool, professional sports fueled, bi-partisan disposition for side-taking that borders on fascism (yeah that probably just people in general). My absurdly illogical point being there are, if not the “unwashed” masses, then masses that are left in intellectual and cultural dust, and who have as a result a sheepish inferiority complex that, in turn, results in a nigh psychopathic schaudenfreude. You’ve perhap’s seen this when you question an evangelicals logic and they avert their eyes and chuckle at words they don’t understand. This is of course a rant, but i just think we(whomever that might be) should occasionally take the time to seriously connect the dots between the “important” and the “trivial” cultural matters in a direct discourse, to better realize they stem from the same psycho/sociologal undercurrents, because beyond just thinking stuff is the best or the worst, we can hopefully insight change both in the ratings board and beyond it.

the revolution would be televised, but Jay Leno stole its time slot.

META

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Beloved Giraffe Dies For Kevin James's Art (36 comments)

Kevin James clearly following the “Rob Schneider” downward career trajectory of thematized drivel.

 +7Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: But Where Is Taylor Swift's Apology? (64 comments)

this might not be cool to say outright, but
thanks for asterisked footnote Gabe. seriously.

 -6Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Can Tim Heidecker Be In And/Or Direct All The Music Videos Now, Please? (33 comments)

and wow what a good song. I LOVE Antlers,….i mean Clues,….. i mean Band of Horses,……i mean Phantom Planet’s “California”…….i mean the O.C.,…..i mean the slow pull back of Spike Jonze’s video for WAX’s “california”,……i mean, i’m white and in my twenties and went to college,….i mean,….i don’t know what i mean cause i never fucking thought about it.

 +7Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Caterpillers. Or Kimbo Slice. Or Something. (17 comments)

…well I AM getting low on grapes…

 -8Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Can We Think Of A More Boring Show Than This Show? (49 comments)

8, not 10, but 8 years after a horrific terrorist attack, a nation circling the drain comes together in a confounding attempt to rekindle hatred of…..someone….anyone they can blame for their own failing. The Righties thump some bibles, the Lefties willfully pay more taxes, everyone waves flags at each other, until 3 short days later they are distracted by the erratic behaviour of one of the more prominent bejeweled minstrels of the era at a corporate dictated awards show for “popular”, in the lowest-common-denominator sense, music….er, music-videos,….i mean video-musics…….er…

that would be boring……….and sad

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Patrick Swayze (31 comments)

I refuse to believe Patrick Swayze is dead. no one puts baby in a coffin!

…no one!

 +3Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Rachel Getting Married (162 comments)

I though this movie was like a successful “The Family Stone”(which actually is the worst movie of all time), or a (slightly) less caricatured Noah Baumbach film, where people are less prone to poop themselves in the woods. Between these movies and similar fair (i.e. Dan in Real Life) i think we can all agree that affluent white people on the eastern seaboard comprise the most boring, insipid, and self-important strain of humanity, known to man, on the face of the earth.

Also; WTF with the dad NOT being gay!?!?!!?