No, what, YOU don’t get the humor in this. Gabe’s not just roasting Michael Phelps, he’s roasting fan fiction…. in general.

Damn Swedes! One day they’ll screw up… someone will make a wrong step.. and I’ll be there to point and laugh.

Yeah Lindsay, there’s a huge difference between guys in suits with sunglasses and bad guys in suits with sunglasses… oh lets face it, those were the laziest bad-guy costumes ever. At least give them masks or something, Wachowski brothers. (Nixon masks?)

Is that the fucking Band (or a cover thereof)?? Greatest movie ever by default.

Heath Ledger is that guy’s boyfriend.

Oh I totally forgot to mention in the last comment, my real reason for commenting, you posted the wrong trailer. Looks like a great movie though.

Used to like Pavement? Why stop? But yeah this looks terrible. Then again I’ve never really been a fan of Tyler Perry, I always feel like I’m watching a neverending stream of inside jokes that I’m not a part of.

Ah get over yourself Fruitbat. (Oh and you argue like a little kid. “Oh yeah well… you suck!”)

Ya know what, I just asked around my office, and nope, nobody has seen this. So who cares if the movie came out 28 years ago, and that’s great that you know that and have seen it many times Fred, good for you, I’m sure your parents are proud. But for those poor, disparate few who haven’t, thanks Gabe.

Really? People this smart read this blog? I was gonna make a joke about wet farts, but… screw you guys.