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 +20Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (199 comments)

Yeah, I am bleeding internally because I Hearted the living SHIT out of this movie when I was like, 10. The DigiUnderground cameo made me xxxxtra lose my SHIT, and hopefully now I am Opposite-10-yr-old-Me. I see that’s it’s playing on cable from time to time, and I’m like, “No. Not today. Hearting “The Sandlot”, one thing. This fuckin’ movie, another.”

 +15Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (199 comments)

I draw penises in red ink instead of marking x’s when I grade. Trying REAL HARD to get fired, but the students just find it amusing.

 +4Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up (102 comments)

This begs for a “Relax, technojeremy” (for the old-schoolers) but with techno-Kevin Smith instead, obviously (yes user “Noam Noam Noam” already did it below Great Job!BTW). And speaking of OBVY, I haven’t been around lately because I got this like, “real job” where I have to work 40 HOURS A WEEK and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO THAT, CHRIST. It sucks. Also the new site layout is blowing my mind.

I accidentally brought up the videogum webpage site in front of my new boss yesterday when I was trying to demonstrate some shit on my laptop, so I can’t say anything anymore under “Angelaaaa”. Forced-change of avatar/username, I’m going back to “chipmunkfart”. SARS was so 2000′s, anyway.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Drinking Game (35 comments)

SIGH
*puts on robe*
*goes to the liquor store*
*see you guys in the chat room tonight, and @inglorious don’t be making up new rules like “drink each time @inglorious says to! You owe my liver an apology after the Golden Globes*

 +1Posted on Jan 17th, 2010 | re: 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party (132 comments)

According to the Official Rules, we drink now because you thanked God and/or your spouse for something anything

 +1Posted on Jan 17th, 2010 | re: 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party (132 comments)

Meryl may have been a little drunksies, but keyboard cat wouldn’t DARE

 0Posted on Jan 17th, 2010 | re: 2010 Golden Globes Video Pizza Party (132 comments)

Nuts in the sense that he swore he wasn’t going to spastically tweet the Golden Globes and he most definitely is, but I guess he was just moved to action.
Also, I forget where the VG chatroom is and is shit getting real over there? I know a lot of Monsters are live-blogging via Twitter…

 +13Posted on Jan 17th, 2010 | re: TONIGHT: 2010 Golden Globes (6 comments)

I’m RSVP’ing and it’s not like the time I RSVP’d to the VG Pizza Party and didn’t show and you guys ordered all that extra pizza for me and I never formally apologized but I’m just a girl, standing in front of a website, asking it to love her.

 +1Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Conan O'Brien Drives A 1932 Duesenberg SJ Off A Cliff (32 comments)

I first read “Everything returns to silt” as “Everything returns to shit”.

 +6Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)

luvin’ your fax machine!